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[JFL] No amount of foreplay will ever compare to the 2 minutes of getting pumped by Chad in the stinky public bathroom
Thread startermetabuxx Start dateToday at 8:45 AM

JFL at normies googling "sex tips" and "how to make your gf cum". Cope as much as you want faggots. The truth is that all a woman wants is for Chad to bend her over, shove her head inside the toilet sink and fuck the life out of her cervix with his superior 9 inch dick while pulling her hair and calling her a "worthless whore".

That's what a woman calls a "good fuck". Its all just a combination of face, height, frame and dick size combined with the genetic superiority which makes women wetter than the Niagara falls the second Chad says "Lets fuck".

So cope as much as you want with your toys and foreplay and stimulating her erogenous zones and pussy eating. NOTHING WILL EVER COMPARE TO THE 2 MINUTES OF BEING RAW FUCKED IN THE PUBLIC BATHROOM WHERE EVERY GIRL STANDING OUTSIDE COULD HEAR HER SCREAMS AND WISHED THEY WERE THE ONES GETTING RAILED BY CHAD THUNDERCOCK.

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Better question—does he have evidence of this happening outside of pornography? I’m starting to think the blackpillers consider pornography to be documentary and/or full ad-lib.

No amount of foreplay will ever compare to the 2 minutes of getting pumped by Chad in the stinky public bathroom

NOTHING WILL EVER COMPARE TO THE 2 MINUTES OF BEING RAW FUCKED IN THE PUBLIC BATHROOM

Thread startermetabuxx

...imagines happening to him. Also:

...is also what the OP - and all his manbaby ilk - will imagine happening to him: by 'Chad'.

Freud would have a field day with you lot.

Two minutes? In a public restroom?!

First off, yuck. Second, if your mythical Chad is such a sexual powerhouse, how come he only lasted two minutes?

@TBTabby #48048

I have a hunch they mean that Chad evoked her orgasm in just two minutes. Or that it lasted for two minutes, directly from moment of entry.

@Anon-e-moose #48047

I don’t think they desire to have Chad; they’re too possessive of their chance to be the dominant man. No, far more likely they want to be Chad, and have yet to fully despair of the possibility.

@Skyknight #48050
I think they start wanting to be Chad, but as they go deeper in the wormhole

Somehow, this made me think of the story of the Star Wars reviewer in 1977 who called Chewbacca ‘Choobie’. And another one who said that the Millennium Falcon was Darth Vader's ship.

(from here: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/CowboyBebopAtHisComputer/LiveActionFilms)

As they usually define ‘Chad’ entirely by his looks, it is revealing that they attribute a huge dick to him as well.

"JFL at normies googling "sex tips" and "how to make your gf cum". Cope as much as you want faggots."

Who the fuck does that? I asked my wife how to make her come. Not strangers on the internet.

And cope? YOU guys use 'cope' to describe what you do to get thru life without sex. I have sex.

YOU trying to convince ME that i am not or should not be enjoying the sex? That's clearly your cope, not mine.

I mean, really, "Its all just a combination of face, height, frame and dick size," you say, but the idea position has her facing away from the face, right? So that cannot be critical.
Height? She's bent over, most men are taller than a bent-over woman. Not important in your bathroom-sink scenario.
Frame? She can't see or feel his frame.
Dick size? Could be important, but you can't really tell a man's dick size until he has seduced you. So Chad cannot really use it to get her head in the sink...

Your COPE is incoherent.

Envious there, boys?

Where is the porn star calling himself Chad Thundercock? Think of all the loot that could generate Pornhub!

Two minutes? Mere two minutes? While I can’t speak from experience, but I can’t imagine that being particular enjoyable. For either of them.

@Bastethotep #48097

My guess here is that they think that due to Chad’s (alleged) genital mass (and it’s odd that they focus on length, not width; just which do they think is more likely to find contact with nerve endings/surrounding tissue?), the experience is that much more intense for both.

Although...isn’t striking the cervix painful for the woman? I know blackpillers essentially think that women are inherently masochistic, but...

Ew. Bent over the bathroom sink? No. That's gross. Anywhere in any bathroom is gross. Jesus fucking fuck, that's disgusting.

@Spacewyrm #48113

I think that might be the point—that women (in whatever accursed universe blackpiller beliefs are actually correct) lose all sense of anything else when they have the prospect of intercourse with Chad the Übermensch. Bedroom, public bathroom, matters not. Sex with Chad somehow makes all else as nothing, just as blackpillers seem to think that sex with Stacy makes all else as nothing.

...

...Couples’ erotica for the blackpillers, stat. Time for them to see there’s more than one edition of sexual entertainment. At the very least, they need to be properly introduced to the concepts of foreplay and afterplay.

@Skyknight #48104

Yes, not that these halfwits would have any clue as to how lady parts actually work. I think they’re the ones so wrapped up with size being all that they overlook girth. I’m sure there are some chicks out there who don’t care but overall, women don’t like having their insides bruised.

Sounds more like your fantasy, whingecel, rather than hers or Chad’s. As per usual…