*rolls eyes*
Going by how he seems to rework his stupid analogy every time, I guess even he himself might, on some level, be aware that it is not working. And/or attempting 0a sort of stretched-out Gish Gallop, throwing out new stupid analogies to ignore how people laugh at his previous bunch and point out how stupid and monomaniacal this thing is.
Anyways, I repeat what to me is one of the most glaring flaws of this Golden Hammer: The counting of votes is not a live sports event but more akin to the scoring of tests.
PS:
That penultimate paragraph only makes it look even more like you people are throwing out everything in the kettle in the desperate hope that something sticks than it already is in reality. It is not completely absurd that a corrupt government would employ redundant strategies of election fraud, casting illegitimate votes during the election under the cover of voters who have died between determining who is qualified to vote and the election, carried out by illegal immigrants bribed with promises (mind you, I’m pretty sure there are way better ways to do that) and, if this not enough, falsifying the vote results outright. In this story, however, they are already telling outrageous lies about an open public event with countless witnesses, and fraudulently adding extra players who, besides demonstrably not being there, have no business joining the club’s side does the exact opposite of increasing plausibility/deniability. And the way that you list illegal immigrant players and dead players simply side by side, that does not look like the latter are the cover for the former, but that either the illegal aliens are acting openly in their real identity, or that the dead ones are actually undead.
Also, why do you put the words into the mouths of city officials? Shouldn’t it be either the sports club who is contesting this, or possibly the sports league?