🚨 Stop everything you are doing and watch this. 🚨 Biggest political scandal in human history, bar none.
IS FRANCE’S FIRST LADY A MAN?
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Oh, that crap again. It’s like the whole “Michelle Obama is a MAN!!!!” crap all over again.
You know, even IF the First Lady of France is a transwoman (and President Macron has made it clear he’s sick of that slander), WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK WOULD CARE!?
"Biggest far-right identity scandal in human history! Is Candace Owens a man? News at 11."
But jokes aside, if she was a transwoman, she would not be a man.
🚨 Stop everything you are doing and watch this. 🚨 Biggest scandal in bigot history, bar none.
IS CANDACE OWENS A REPLICANT?
Oh wow, bigger than Jon Stewart selling his old home at a profit the New York Post somehow deemed hypocritical after trashing Trump despite no involvement of banks, loans, falsification of finances, tax evasion, broken laws, or association with known criminals? Is it bigger than gays and brown people accidentally getting the rights they’re promised on paper? Holy shit, don’t tell me it’s on par with Christians being persecuted by being denied the right to enact their beliefs into law despite the Constitution forbidding it, suspend the rights of others in their presence, or being held to the same standard of law and human rights that are supposed to be their own foundational beliefs no matter how many times they prove otherwise? Oh, or the “fake” Christians and “fake” Americans infesting your country that think just because they share your faith, heritage, history, homeland, laws, rights, economic involvement, that they’re somehow deserving of the same birthright as you?
Or maybe you’re a shill that’s paid to say whatever nonsense your handlers think will sound novel coming out of a black woman’s mouth and anything approaching an actual thought would jeopardize your career as a political/media prostitute with fewer morals than the darkest corners of the sex trade. So naturally whether you’re on the clock whoring out your mouth or taking a break to air out the intrusive “thoughts” farmed from chain emails and the alt-right’s second-best attempts to meme (best attempts are just plagiarism) the result is the same: A bunch of fucking noise the world is a darker, more intellectually stunted place for you having spread like an STD.
Even assuming that the President of France’s wife were actually a man, who is not a transwoman, dedicated to roleplaying as a woman for some reason… so what?
And to call it “biggest political scandal in human history”… that’s a really steep competition. Is it truly worse than, say, Henry VIII breaking away from the Catholic Church and starting a national enmity with Spain so he could divorce his wife in favour of a mistress that he would execute because she had not produced a living son by her second pregnancy? One of Willi Brandt’s closest assistants being a Stasi spy? Caligula nominating his favourite horse as consul? Any given day in the life of Idi Amin?
I think, just to name a few that I’m familiar with, which limits it to things that happened in the US, btw….Watergate and the Iran-Contra affair were both EASILY bigger, more significant scandals than that so called scandal. The French President’s wife was born a man? If true, so fucking WHAT? Watergate resulted in, among other things, the President of the USA resigning because he was about to get impeached and then removed from office.
Confused?
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