With the rise of the Feminazis, who consider the personal as fair game for public attacks and absolve their acolytes of responsibility for any despicable conduct, civilized behavior no longer exists in America. Ignorant, loud-mouthed, little people no longer fear what may happen to them if they don’t keep their virulent mouths shut.

When I encounter a venomous spewing individual who believes he or she can say whatever they want and get away with it, I simply challenge them to a duel by saying, “Peru turns a blind eye to dueling; it’s a short flight and no jet lag.”

If it’s a girl, she stands there in shock and I usually have to repeat myself: “I’m challenging you to a duel. You can even choose the weapons, so long as they are not T & A.”

So far my challenges have been declined, so then I suggest an old fashion fistfight, even if it’s a girl. After all, Feminists are strong, independent, and tough.

Once again, they usually decline, so I sue them for defamation. Victory in the New York courts for defamation is unlikely, but it’ll cost them a ton of money in legal fees. It’ll only cost me, a lawyer, the money to file the papers, and it’ll be worth my time because it’s a lot of fun. You don’t have to win a case to win a case.