David J. Stewart #fundie

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What Harvest's pastors did to me is evil! They led me to believe that they genuinely loved and cared about me, for an entire year in 2014, but then turned like a wild animal against me when I TOLD THE TRUTH about Satan's corruptible seed, and the Devil's lie of Lordship Salvation. Folks, you don't do that to people. Perhaps you say as some cold-hearted people do: “Get over it, move on, they don't want you there, find another church!” Well, I don't plan to get over it any time soon, and I have no other Baptist church to attend, so here we are! I am going to preach until the Lord shows me different, or circumstances prevent me from doing so, by God's wondrous grace. I do not have a bitter heart, I have a frustrated heart, God knows I speak the truth. A hurting dog barks! If I were bitter, I would NEVER try to go back to Harvest, but I still need a church family in 2020, and it's still not too late for Harvest to do the right thing. They owe me an apology and a church family. I guess that's too difficult for them to handle.

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Oh, f*ck off you self-righteous prick. Knowing you, “telling THE TRUTH” involved insulting them and saying they’re all wrong and going to hell for not conforming exactly to your inane standards, right? No wonder they cut you loose. If anyone’s evil here, DJS, it’s you, for always spreading hate and believing you’re a saint for it.

I just looked up Lordship Salvation and it appears to be the difference between "accepting Christ as Savior" or "accepting Christ as Lord".

I can’t tell them apart - reminds me of Emo’s tale

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?"
He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."
I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

Ah yes, cry more David J. Pedo.

Your impotent whines fuel FSTDT's Schadenfreude over you. >:D

turned like a wild animal against me when I TOLD THE TRUTH about Satan's corruptible seed

Yeah:

And that corrupted, nay, corrupting seed being you.

Why should they allow an inferior subhuman hypocritical paedo nonce anywhere near them, eh? Just that e-mail alone gives them more than every reason in the world to continue psychologically, nay, socially torturing you.

And your whines just keep on making us laugh. At you.

Aw, diddums. Poor widdle Davey-wavey can't make any fwiends: and this make him cwy.

Good.

You've got nobody else to blame for being in this pass but yourself.

Most people don't obsess over getting kicked out of a Church. Davie has a serious problem.

They say revolutions tend to eat their own children but in truth, the effect is but a pale imitation of the self devouring beast, that is the organized religion. Like above.

David John Stewart’s grudge-bearing puts Warhammer Dwarfs to shame - and Warhammer Dwarfs are ALL about grudges*, to the point where they fire stones inscribed with runes from catapults called Grudgethrowers, their High King Thorgrimm Grudgebearer** records all grudges in a giant book called the Great Book of Grudges that is enchanted to never run out of pages, and in one story, their gods smite the remnants of two feuding clans that realised that they had forgotten how that conflict began amd decided to put the strive to rest.

* well, also cannons, conservatism, being a dying race/Fantasy Byzantium, and their only way to deal with personal tragedy or failure being to strip to their trousers, styling their hair into a giant mohawk, dyeing said mohawk orange and setting out to find and fight the biggest monsters to redeem themselves through glorious death in battle. But mostly grudges.
** The German translation manages to give him an even more over the top epithet - Grollbart, “Grudge-Beard”

“I’m entitled to-”
“I deserve-”
“I am owed-”

No. No you are FUCKING not, child-fucker. Maybe if you developed some fucking self-awareness, you’d see that YOU’RE the reason they don’t want you. YOU are the fucking problem. But again, since you’ve taken your precious QJV, scribbled out every mention of Jesus, replaced said mentions of Jesus with your own name, and went on worshipping yourself as if nothing happened, you honestly believe that you’ve done no wrong and deserve no consequences. You’re a fucking pedophile, you’re lucky to be breathing free air, don’t push your fucking luck.

I have no other Baptist church to attend

A simple Google search shows a number of Baptist congregations on Guam. As far as I can tell, one of them is pretty much KJV adherent. Why not go there? In fact, where did you attend between 2004 and 2013? Is it possible that one of those KJV loving congregations knows a wee little too much about your past?

They owe me … a church family.

But you don’t want a family. As you’ve written yourself many times, you want pussy, a pillow replacement, an obedient fuck puppet.

@Checkmate, though if another Church kicked him out wouldn't he be complaigning about them too?

I think he can’t go very far, because of back pain.

@Bastethotep: I wonder if the dwarfs would be served better by abjuring gods that clearly don’t put their followers’ well-being at least near the top of the list.

@Creativerealms #29626

@Checkmate, though if another Church kicked him out wouldn't he be complaigning about them too?

Well, if a certain female member of one of those congregations was at the center of the sexual assault case, then he just might choose not to bitch too much and point fingers. He does blame women and their behavior for his sexual yearnings, so that very well could be his way of complaining about his former congregation, if there is one. Mind, this is all wild speculation, not to be quoted as fact.

Why on earth would he want to be in a "church family" with people he considers to be Hell-bound heretics, anyway?

You haven’t stopped preaching what you think God is telling you, and I doubt HBC has changed their official beliefs, so what do you think would happen if they asked you back? They likely still allow women in pants to attend services, don’t use the KJV and don’t follow Lordship Salvation. How long would it be before you TELL THE TRUTH and they demand you leave again? You obviously disagree with them about their theology, so why are you so desperate to associate with them? Do you actually think you could keep quiet about their “errors?” Religion is obviously a central part of your life, and it would be dishonest of you to pretend to agree with HBC members just to gain a superficial friendship. Something has to change for them to accept you, and it’s not likely to be them.

Short Eyes, the only thing you’re owned is a strike in the face. With a crowbar.

DJS: "It's what I believe that's THE TRUTH! Disagreeing with that is evil!"

It was YOU who turned on THEM, you blithering idiot! You came to them, they welcomed you in, and then you insulted them by saying that YOUR favorite Bible translation is, somehow, then One and Only.

No, you DON’T do that to people, what you did, Kiddydiddler!

Why couldn’t you get over it, let them use whatever version they like, and use the one you like in private. That is, anyway, how you ought to pray; in private. Not like the hypocrites, DISPLAYING your religiosity for all to see.

You DO have a bitter heart, dolt! Why else would you be going on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on about them being mean to after you insulted them?

It’s still (perhaps) not to late for YOU to do the right thing. YOU owe THEM an apology, Kiddydiddler. They don’t owe you anything; they have already welcomed you in once, and you, in effect, defecated on their welcome-mat.

"What Harvest's pastors did to me is evil!"
Yeah, but only because they did it to YOU. You'd be alright with booting any other spittle-spreading maniac out of YOUR church, right?

"They led me to believe that they genuinely loved and cared about me, for an entire year in 2014, but then turned like a wild animal against me when I TOLD THE TRUTH"
And that was sudden? A whole year of you telling them how wrong they were, how much THEY had to change their ways, their beliefs, their bibles, and they gave no indication they wanted you to shut the fuck up?
Just out of the blue? No warning about 'stop talking about this, please.' or 'stop interrupting sermons, please,' or 'stop calling any woman in slacks a whore, please.' Just a year of silent assent, then suddenly you're on the curb?
I find this unlikely.
I am willing to bet an hour of listening to you sermonize that they gave you plenty of chances, lots of warnings, and established clear boundaries that you ignored.

"Folks, you don't do that to people."
Now, be honest, Davey. You mean they don't do that to YOU. Because YOUR truth needs to be treated differently that anyone else's.

I think, though, you've made your own bed and now you have to dishonest in it.

Get over it, David. Nobody cares.

No, you don’t have a ‘frustrated heart’, you have a clueless, entitled, not-real-self-aware heart.

@Yutolia #29692
I'd hesitate to say Davey has a heart.
Maybe a clueless, entitled, not-real-self-aware emotional sink-hole?

@KeithInc. #29695

Yeah, I think that’s better. Referring to him having a heart felt vaguely icky anyway, and now I understand why!

You know, David, there IS one muslim mosque on Guam. It's in Mangilao, just south of Barrigarda where Harvest is.
You already love their attitude towards women wearing pants. Maybe you could find a church family among them?
And it's not like they're using the wrong Bible translation...

@ChurchyLaFemme #29647

superficial friendship

Don’t forget, we’re talking about Baptists here. “Superficial” is the main word for Baptists: superficial friendships, superficial behavior, superficial faith, superficial everything.

On that particular page*, there's the classic image of Robert Powell from the 1977 miniseries "Jesus of Nazareth".

It's known that - as well as reading through the script - he also read the New Testament to get a feel for the character he was playing.

Hey, Davey-boy: Was that Bible he used the KJV? How can you know for sure? You know what'll happen if you can't prove he did.

Is Robert Powell Saved? You know what'll happen to not just your right to think the way you do if your answer is anything other than 'Yes'...!

...and therefore your right to so much as think of questioning anyone else who has more than every right in the world to say they're Saved too. I'm Saved (PROTIP: 'O.S.A.S.').

So much for your right to think you can equally say you are if you so much as think of disagreeing with me, Dave-o.

*- It'd be a good idea to keep an eye on said page, to determine if he's aware of this particular thread (and even Stevie Wonder can see that Davey-boy knows of FSTDT's existence: the sockpuppets 'Lauren', 'SitsOnItAndSpins' etc).

If that particular image stays, Davey's fucked, doctrine-wise: because he can't prove Powell used a KJV on set. Least of all his 'Saved' status. Because if he can't prove that this British actor is Saved, ergo...!

If that image is changed or removed, the fact we'll know he lurks FSTDT will be the least of his problems: and not just because we can get under his skin anyway (as proved in the past re. those sockpuppets).

Because you won't be able to avoid this simple, but historically proven - and therefore inescapable - fact on this very page of the website that is FSTDT, Dave-o:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_relationships_of_James_VI_and_I

Gay king, thus gay Bible, therefore gay God.

And you're fucked, regardless. [/Hobson's Choice]

Especially if - as a result of the above proven fact about the monarch who authorised that which is the basis of your 'Beliefs' - you change to another, newer: Heretical version: despite everything you've said about any 'version' other than that KJV of yours...!

...but if you stay with that QJV: and what is proven about Queen James I.

My, but what an MC Escher-esque multi-dimensional paradox you're in, Davey-boy...!

I’m sorry, the church you tried to remake in your own image not only owes you an apology but a FAMILY? So you’re admitting flat out the entire reason you joined the church was not to be part of the congregation or to reconnect with God but specifically to use it as a flesh market and that a woman should be assigned to you like a membership card?

Diddler, I am at a loss for words. You’re the kind of thing that should be in the Bible as a cautionary tale.

“I do not have a bitter heart, I have a frustrated heart”… ROFLOLOL! You’re more bitter than my morning lemon drink. We never hear about anything else from you, but the Harvest Baptist Church. Oh well, anyone would tell you to GTFO, Davey the rock spider, but I guess they were too Christian to phrase it quite like that.

Oh well, serve you right, harvester of sorrow.