Religious Fundie of the Year 2023 primary election blog


We can’t have twenty-six fundies of the year. We’ve got to filter them down first.

For this first phase, we’ll do a month-long poll of just the religious fundies. The top five will be kept for the final round. Then we’ll move on to the other categories with more than seven entries and do the same. Then, finally, we’ll do a reasonably-sized final round that won’t be eaten alive by ballot fatigue.

Edit: The top five were: Rev. Paul Mackenzie (score=5.0), John Piper (score=4.75), Kathy Schroeder (score=4.75), Timothy, Tina, and Damian (score=4.40), and Mohammad Ismail Zarei (score=4.25)


Javad Larijani -$XY$JK - Muslim Iranian conservative politician wants to stone adulterers.

Aram Wedatalla et al -$4G232BTXC7C7 - Muslim student files a complaint when their prof showed a medieval painting depicting Prophet Muhammad.

Sure Foundation Baptist Church - - Christian baptist wishes death on an atheist.

Indian Government - - India cuts the entry-level education beyond the bare minimum.

Brian Niemeier (1) - - Mammonist Catholic thinks the Ouija board is real.

Brian Niemeier (2) -$6QC - Mammonist Catholic is anti-progressive and thinks modernism is going to end in mass death.

Mike Johnson -$6LPM2BNPF - Speaker of the House compares himself to Aaron and Moses.

Wayne Allyn Root - - WAR JAQs off about the Democrats taking orders from Satan himself.

Timothy, Tina, and Damian - - Fundie adoptive parents have their kids beat each other when they fail to memorize their Bible verses.

M.L. Nowlin - - Twitter user thinks the founders only wanted Christians to have religious freedom.

Kagman -$MCPG2WYGD - Pseudonymous fundie wants to blow up all the Muslims in the name of God.

Eric Hovind -$GD3C569K - Fundie is explicitly anti-science.

John Piper -$8DJR5VMLD - Apologist for Biblical genocide, rather than explaining it away, explicitly supports genocide.

Patriarch Kirill - - Orthodoc leader defrocks a priest for opposing the Russia/Ukraine war.

Pastor Rick Morrow - - Pastor thinks autism is caused by demons.

Rev. Greg Locke - - Reverend hinks people in wheelchairs don't have enough faith to be healed by God.

Rev. Paul Mackenzie -$F$6N4QWC5 - Bodies of the members of a now-dead starvation cult are found.

u/AnotherRichard827379 -$W33P_5MZRG - Redditor doesn't believe in human rights.

Ken Ham -$59TJJX$KCD - Fundie points out that atheists and Hitler both believe that children are the future.

Mohammad Ismail Zarei - - An Iranian government official rewards the American who stabbed Salman Rushdie, the British author of The Satanic Verses.

Charlie Fuqua - - Arkansas legislative candidate endorses death penalty for rebellious children.

Benjamin Netanyahu - - Israeli Prime Minister compares Hamas to the Amalekites, who were all killed in Deuteronomy.

The Taliban - - Islamic fundies think contraception is a western conspiracy; intimidate and attack anyone who has them.

Abdul Hakim Sharaee - - Afghanistan’s hard-line Islamist Taliban rulers have banned all political parties, saying there is "no justification" for them under Shari'a law.

Kathy Schroeder -$5YH6WY3.X368 - Thirty years after Waco siege, a participant still supports self-styled "second coming of Christ" David Koresh.

The Rev. Steven Roland -$Y$8ZT.J - "Simply Christian" writer thinks K-ON is evil.

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Religious fundie of the year 2023 primary election

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Javad Larijani
average score: 3.40 out of 5 votes
Aram Wedatalla et al
average score: 3.80 out of 5 votes
Sure Foundation Baptist Church
average score: 3.50 out of 4 votes
Indian Government
average score: 3.75 out of 8 votes
Brian Niemeier (1)
average score: 3.83 out of 6 votes
Brian Niemeier (2)
average score: 3.00 out of 5 votes
Mike Johnson
average score: 4.14 out of 7 votes
Wayne Allyn Root
average score: 3.33 out of 6 votes
Timothy, Tina, and Damian
average score: 4.40 out of 5 votes
M.L. Nowlin
average score: 3.00 out of 4 votes
average score: 3.80 out of 5 votes
Eric Hovind
average score: 3.20 out of 5 votes
John Piper
average score: 4.75 out of 4 votes
Patriarch Kirill
average score: 4.00 out of 6 votes
Pastor Rick Morrow
average score: 3.00 out of 4 votes
Rev. Greg Locke
average score: 3.25 out of 4 votes
Rev. Paul Mackenzie
average score: 5.00 out of 4 votes
average score: 2.80 out of 5 votes
Ken Ham
average score: 2.75 out of 4 votes
Mohammad Ismail Zarei
average score: 4.25 out of 4 votes
Charlie Fuqua
average score: 3.67 out of 6 votes
Benjamin Netanyahu
average score: 4.20 out of 5 votes
The Taliban
average score: 4.00 out of 4 votes
Abdul Hakim Sharaee
average score: 3.60 out of 5 votes
Kathy Schroeder
average score: 4.75 out of 4 votes
The Rev. Steven Roland
average score: 2.40 out of 5 votes


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