Religious Fundie of the Year 2023 primary election blog

Look.

We can’t have twenty-six fundies of the year. We’ve got to filter them down first.

For this first phase, we’ll do a month-long poll of just the religious fundies. The top five will be kept for the final round. Then we’ll move on to the other categories with more than seven entries and do the same. Then, finally, we’ll do a reasonably-sized final round that won’t be eaten alive by ballot fatigue.

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Javad Larijani - https://fstdt.com/YNSNGN5$XY$JK - Muslim Iranian conservative politician wants to stone adulterers.

Aram Wedatalla et al - https://fstdt.com/$4G232BTXC7C7 - Muslim student files a complaint when their prof showed a medieval painting depicting Prophet Muhammad.

Sure Foundation Baptist Church - https://fstdt.com/HJ3HNS6HLHPSB - Christian baptist wishes death on an atheist.

Indian Government - https://fstdt.com/BR.W8CLB.G_N4 - India cuts the entry-level education beyond the bare minimum.

Brian Niemeier (1) - https://fstdt.com/WN5BJJXZFPYBK - Mammonist Catholic thinks the Ouija board is real.

Brian Niemeier (2) - https://fstdt.com/KT36DDNDN$6QC - Mammonist Catholic is anti-progressive and thinks modernism is going to end in mass death.

Mike Johnson - https://fstdt.com/Y7Y$6LPM2BNPF - Speaker of the House compares himself to Aaron and Moses.

Wayne Allyn Root - https://fstdt.com/657DHMJ6YLHXK - WAR JAQs off about the Democrats taking orders from Satan himself.

Timothy, Tina, and Damian - https://fstdt.com/27ZMLNLDXR5RB - Fundie adoptive parents have their kids beat each other when they fail to memorize their Bible verses.

M.L. Nowlin - https://fstdt.com/D2R35CX6L9GPC - Twitter user thinks the founders only wanted Christians to have religious freedom.

Kagman - https://fstdt.com/6_W$MCPG2WYGD - Pseudonymous fundie wants to blow up all the Muslims in the name of God.

Eric Hovind - https://fstdt.com/GM2_$GD3C569K - Fundie is explicitly anti-science.

John Piper - https://fstdt.com/ZPL$8DJR5VMLD - Apologist for Biblical genocide, rather than explaining it away, explicitly supports genocide.

Patriarch Kirill - https://fstdt.com/7LN2YZ57ZZ.D8 - Orthodoc leader defrocks a priest for opposing the Russia/Ukraine war.

Pastor Rick Morrow - https://fstdt.com/6HYMHBB8955WH - Pastor thinks autism is caused by demons.

Rev. Greg Locke - https://fstdt.com/JL3K5WY9M72X7 - Reverend hinks people in wheelchairs don't have enough faith to be healed by God.

Rev. Paul Mackenzie - https://fstdt.com/B7Z$F$6N4QWC5 - Bodies of the members of a now-dead starvation cult are found.

u/AnotherRichard827379 - https://fstdt.com/H$W33P_5MZRG - Redditor doesn't believe in human rights.

Ken Ham - https://fstdt.com/5Z$59TJJX$KCD - Fundie points out that atheists and Hitler both believe that children are the future.

Mohammad Ismail Zarei - https://fstdt.com/YST7GVW8KJ3.F - An Iranian government official rewards the American who stabbed Salman Rushdie, the British author of The Satanic Verses.

Charlie Fuqua - https://fstdt.com/H4NRMRFD8K9Q4 - Arkansas legislative candidate endorses death penalty for rebellious children.

Benjamin Netanyahu - https://fstdt.com/MJ5_B8BBMG9NF - Israeli Prime Minister compares Hamas to the Amalekites, who were all killed in Deuteronomy.

The Taliban - https://fstdt.com/LLLPD6P.3T_VJ - Islamic fundies think contraception is a western conspiracy; intimidate and attack anyone who has them.

Abdul Hakim Sharaee - https://fstdt.com/8.C2SP.B5684J - Afghanistan’s hard-line Islamist Taliban rulers have banned all political parties, saying there is "no justification" for them under Shari'a law.

Kathy Schroeder - https://fstdt.com/$5YH6WY3.X368 - Thirty years after Waco siege, a participant still supports self-styled "second coming of Christ" David Koresh.

The Rev. Steven Roland - https://fstdt.com/L6MVM$Y$8ZT.J - "Simply Christian" writer thinks K-ON is evil.

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Religious fundie of the year 2023 primary election

Javad Larijani
5 votes
Aram Wedatalla et al
5 votes
Sure Foundation Baptist Church
4 votes
Indian Government
8 votes
Brian Niemeier (1)
6 votes
Brian Niemeier (2)
5 votes
Mike Johnson
7 votes
Wayne Allyn Root
6 votes
Timothy, Tina, and Damian
5 votes
M.L. Nowlin
4 votes
Kagman
5 votes
Eric Hovind
5 votes
John Piper
4 votes
Patriarch Kirill
6 votes
Pastor Rick Morrow
4 votes
Rev. Greg Locke
4 votes
Rev. Paul Mackenzie
4 votes
u/AnotherRichard827379
5 votes
Ken Ham
4 votes
Mohammad Ismail Zarei
4 votes
Charlie Fuqua
6 votes
Benjamin Netanyahu
5 votes
The Taliban
4 votes
Abdul Hakim Sharaee
5 votes
Kathy Schroeder
4 votes
The Rev. Steven Roland
5 votes

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