The good lord gave us the brilliance to develop thermonuclear weapons…. May He grant us the wisdom to use them to wipe out every Mohammedan on the planet.
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…nah. It was Oppenheimer who did so. Also Einstein who supplied the vital equations to ensure Project Manhattan went beyond the drawing board stage.
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As opposed to your brilliant ‘God’ that can’t count beyond four.
Stupider men have had the capability to do so - Ronnie Raygun, George Dumbya Bush, Donald Fart - so why haven’t they done what you wanted…?!
A Catholic certainly hasn’t of late. Or a late Catholic who ensured saner minds prevailed re. M.A.D. when JFK was the only US president to order DefCon 2: and we were just minutes away from that going to DefCon 1 .
Thank fuck that you’ll never have access to ‘The Football’, OP.
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Along with the magic nuke-proof shields to somehow avoid MAD?
This is kind of a tangent, I guess, but that just reminds me of the “conservative folk song” The Dawn of Correction, by The Spokesmen. Which was a parody/response to the much better-known protest song Eve of Destruction sung by Barry McGuire . It’s funny to me in that I actually kinda think The Spokesmen’s song has a few good points….except for this verse in particular:
There are buttons to push in two mighty nations
YIKES.
“May He grant us the wisdom to use them to wipe out every Mohammedan on the planet.”
Just tickles me that Christains can, with a straight face, pile wisdom, mass slaughter, mass suicide, and the god of love in one sentence.
I am old enough to remember the Chinese nuclear test that caused radioactive rain in our Midwest, making cows’ milk radioactive. There’s no place on Earth that’s not downwind of at least one ‘Mohammedan,’ dumbass.
You know, I always thought your job, as a Christian, was converting people so they'd get into heaven when they die. This kind of attitude seems a tad un-Christian to me, but what does a godless heathen like me know, right?
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