I've got news for you: Nothing's hidden.
He sits in the theater room of your soul and sees everything that goes across your screen, guys.
Your whole pornography thing? You think, like, no one knows it? God's watching it with you.
He waits till you reach climax.
"God, if he only knew me, if he only knew me. If he only desired to know me... I would be his climax."
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I’d like to repost a comment I made on an earlier post;
I for one, NEVER understood why a supposedly eternal, eons-old(*), incomprehensible, inhuman, incorporeal, omnipotent & omniscient cosmic entity that predates the concepts of sexes and gender would care SO much what the gender roles and sex lives are of a bunch of insignificant, random, barely-sapient apes who live on a random, backwater mudball somewhere in the infinite multiverse…
To such a being, the gender roles and sex lives of humans would be just as interesting and amusing as the gender roles and sex lives of ants…
(*)We’re speaking of a entity who is supposedly SO old that, to them, all of human civilization would barely be a footnote in a text one could not even leaf through in a star's life cycle. A being to whom all of recorded time would not even count as a hummingbird heartbeat.
So, yeah, Todd. Explain that to me. If you can.
Also, this makes god look like a perverted, sexually-frustrated peeping tom who can only get off by watching borderline-ants masturbate…
Your whole pornography thing? You think, like, no one knows it? God's watching it with you.
Well then Yahweh, be my guest. I like to think I have good tastes in smut. Hell, maybe he’ll sympathize and send a buxom, tall, gorgeous angelic waifu my way?
“The undermining of the church’s power over and above its immediate sphere of influence only meant that the church’s worst encroachments were done away with. This measure has no effect whatever on its ideological power, which rests upon the sympathetic feelings and superstitious structure of the average individual in the masses. For this reason the Soviets began to exercise scientific influence. However, natural scientific enlightenment and the unmasking of religion merely place an intellectual, though very powerful, force alongside religious feelings and leave the rest to the struggle between man’s intellect and mystical sentiments. This struggle succeeds in favour of science only in men and women who have already begun to mature on a different basis. That it can fail even in such persons is shown by the not infrequent cases in which clear-cut materialists yield to their religious sentiments in this or that form, i.e., are compelled to pray. From this a clever advocate of religion will seek to win an argument in his favour; he will assert that this is proof of the everlastingness and ineradicableness of religious feeling. He is nonetheless in the wrong, for this only proves that, while the power of the intellect is pitted against religious feelings, the source of religious feelings is not touched. One could rightfully conclude that the foundation of mystical sentiments would be completely undermined if the social hegemony of the church were not only eliminated and an intellectual force were pitted against them but over and above this the feelings that nourish mystical sentiments were made conscious and given free rein. Clinical experience shows incontestably that religious sentiments result from inhibited sexuality, that the source of mystical excitation is to be sought in inhibited sexual excitation. The inescapable conclusion of all this is that a clear sexual consciousness and a natural regulation of sexual life must foredoom every form of mysticism; that, in other words, natural sexuality is the arch enemy of mystical religion. By carrying on an anti-sexual fight wherever it can, making it the core of its dogmas and putting it in the foreground of its mass propaganda, the church only attests to the correctness of this interpretation.”
—Wilhelm Reich, The Mass Psychology of Fascism
Your whole pornography thing? You think, like, no one knows it? God's watching it with you.
He waits till you reach climax.
Meh, if he likes watching, I do not care. No kink-shaming from me.
“He sits in the theater room of your soul and sees everything that goes across your screen, guys.”
Well, even when she became a born-again Christian Bettie Page wasn’t ashamed of her body: nor images of such prior to her conversion.
And as she had no hangups concerning why said images existed since: least of all the popularity of such, what’s your excuse OP…?!
So God’s my PornHub copilot? When the carpal tunnel acts up, Jesus can take the wheel? Cool, cool.
If Elohim has any requests, I only ask that it not be German stuff. Nope, no thank you.
God, the Omnipotent Voyeur.
That's not a persuasive image of benevolence or righteousness, that's just plain creepy .
“Your whole pornography thing? You think, like, no one knows it? God's watching it with you.“
Can’t he get his own RedTube subscription? Is he also mooching off other people’s Netflix and Disney+ accounts?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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