I'm not a Military General. I don't HAVE to formulate a battle plan and a presidential policy to enact a "kill them all" method. I don't give a shit if it CAN or CANT be done. My BELIEF STAYS THE SAME. Kill them ALL. Every last one of them. Maybe each person in America can be responsible for killing 10 muslims. When you killed your 10, go have a seat in California and wait till everyone else finishes. Once everyone is in California, we'll look around. Any muslims left? Yep... Ok, Start round two.
I don't give a shit HOW, just do it.
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Yeah, and then wait until you're courtmarshalled and sentenced to millitary prison...
EDIT: Oh wait, I misread that. So you're NOT a military general? Well then good luck with rotting in prison doing multiple life senetences. At least we'll know you've removed yourself from the genepool.
We can fix that oil spill the same way. Everybody goes down to the beach and shovels oil off the beach into their gas tank. once everyone gets down to a quarter tank, look at the beach. Still oil there? Yep...OK start round 2.
Also, each muslim is responsible for killing 10 infidels.
"I don't give a shit if it CAN or CANT be done. My BELIEF STAYS THE SAME."
So, then, you admit that your unalterable belief has no connection to reality?
"Maybe each person in America can be responsible for killing 10 muslims. "
The Khmer Rouge said that about Vietnamese.
The Khmer Rouge was promptly annihilated.
I've always liked to think that these bozos who yak about killing shitloads of muslims/gays/atheists/jews/blacks will probably never do so because they are (a) cowardly numb-nutses, or (b) suffer some sort of psychiatric disturbance that makes them affraid to leave their homes, ad that's why they spout off on the internet.
I'm not a Military General.
No, you're an internet tough guy.
I don't give a shit if it CAN or CANT be done. My BELIEF STAYS THE SAME.
Can't be persuaded by facts, eh? Not good.
Kill them ALL. Every last one of them.
"Kill the infidels", eh? Congrats--you're a terrorist.
By the way--how are you going to tell if somebody is a Muslim or not? Just curious.
Maybe each person in America can be responsible for killing 10 muslims.
You're projecting your bloodlust on the whole US. Hilarious!
Hey Gonzo--let me give you some friendly advice. Get yourself fixed. Think of it as your civic duty to our great nation to avoid procreating.
What can I say that hasn't already been said?
I know!
"I don't give a shit HOW, just do it."
Okay! I propose firing you out of a cannon aimed towards Mecca. If that doesn't work, I'll try to think of something else, but I think it's worth a try! My roll of duct tape and I will drop by shortly.
D Laurier: Watch that broad brush! We're not all rabid and/or religious crankbots!
@ D. Laurier . . . please don't generalize about "You Americans" some of us are actually pretty okay. And a lot us weren't even around in the '70s.
Sure, there are factions in the Middle East with which I take issue. But there are assholes everywhere, and I don't think a war that never ends . . . or total annihilation is the answer.
"My BELIEF STAYS THE SAME. Kill them ALL"
According to that thread, Muslims are the least of Gonzo67's problems. Many other posters are doing a perfectly good job in making this little Internet Tough Guy look an even bigger twat than he already is.
And if Gonzo67 watched other news sources other than Fux News, he'd realise that there's far more Muslim citizens/immigrants in the US than just about every other country in the West - especially here in the UK. Does America have 'Sharia law'? Also another fact that seems to have slipped under even Fux News' radar (and thus Gonzo67; he doesn't seem too bothered about such, neither): By mere financial means, another country has succeeded where Al-Qaeda has failed. By lending USA $1.5-2 billion a day (during the latter half of Dumbya's administration) and buying up USA's debts, said country effectively owns USA.
China has conquered America. Without firing a single shot.
The pen is truly mightier than the sword. Infinitely so.
Yeah, that's how you do it! Never mind how that didn't work in Rwanda. Never mind how Hitler couldn't do it with an industrialized extermination program. Just, you know, start killing Muslims, and soon they'll be all gone.
Good fucking luck.
LOL.
You either get the people who seriously underestimate how much of a threat Islam is to our rights (free speech comes to mind). Or people like this idiot who want to kill everyone they disagree with.
Hey idiot...when you kill people who you disagree with you are basically the same as the muslims.
"Maybe each person in America can be responsible for killing 10 Muslims."
Yeah, we'll give my 88-year-old grandfather a rifle and tell him his quota is ten Muslims.
Yet another genocidal, war-mongering, armchair-dwelling, Internet Tough Guy chicken-hawk who has no idea what he is talking about.
Not surprising it's from Free Conservatives.
Here's an idea - let's build these big ovens, and tell the Muslims they're going to be disinfected. Then instead of disinfectant, we'll use poison gas (tee-hee). Maybe instead of killing them outright, we can use some of them for medical experiments first and get some value out of them. Heil Gonzo!
Somehow, I have a hard time believing this guy is serious. Sounds more like a liberal donning the persona of an idiot conservative to see if any of the real idiot conservatives agree with him. The sad thing is, a lot of them probably do...
If we have to kill anyone, I'd much rather kill murderous assholes such as Osama Bin Laden and Gonzo67. Less blood shed, better positive impact, and completely justified.
It's so simple it's BRILLIANT! And you AREN'T a Military General?! Somebody find Gonzo some stars!
Of course, will all the deferments that the chickenhawks will expect, we may need to kill 20 muslims each. Just sayin'.
But why California?
Ugh, even pretend wingnutery makes my head hurt...
@Me - Here's an idea - let's build these big ovens, and tell the Muslims they're going to be disinfected. Then instead of disinfectant, we'll use poison gas (tee-hee). Maybe instead of killing them outright, we can use some of them for medical experiments first and get some value out of them. Heil Gonzo!
No, wait - here's an even better idea. Let's post this moron's opinions in as many venues as we can think of. Let's show everybody what a bunch of "kill everybody different than me" Nazis these extreme right-wingers actually are.
"I don't give a shit HOW, just do it."
Fortunately, his lack of logic, forethought, and common sense may be the thing that actually prevents him from going anywhere with this shit. Of course, you'd need to lack all three of those things in the first place to hold such a hateful ideology.
What about all the persons in America who ARE Muslims? Are they to first kill nine other Muslims and then themselves?
What's the big diff between a Muslim conservative fundamentalist and a Christian conservative fundamentalist?
Jeezus, Gonzo. That's a little dark, don't ya think? I've been taking a more conservative approach. I catch them live in my backyard, and then release them in Mexico. I give them full vaccines and a free neuter/spay deal, too! All that killing just goes way over the top.
"I'm not a Military General. [...]I don't give a shit if it CAN or CANT be done. My BELIEF STAYS THE SAME."
If you actually were a military general, what could or could not be done would be highly relevant to know.
Fortunately, you're just a frustrated internet tough guy.
@aaa
Found his picture, too. Looks just like a cro-mag.
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What a tough guy!
Edit: Damn it, I was beat to the punch. FUCK...
BUT, he did have a heart attack http://americanson-gonzo.blogspot.com/2009/07/my-apologies.html
and look at his self description:
What a charming gentleman!
I don't have Beliefs. However, I can make a perfectly rational, unemotional, decision that this freak belongs in a padded cell. He's a danger to himself, those around him, and this country. He's more dangerous than anyone at Gitmo. He's more dangerous than most "enemy combatants".
I really am starting to wish that the feds would justify some of the freak's paranoia and start hauling these insane fucks for interrogation.
"Isn't there some kind of law about inciting murder in the U.S."
Yes, but its application is complicated significantly by the First Amendment.
It almost certainly wouldn't apply to this type of expression, as disgusting as it is.
And, on balance, I wouldn't have it any other way. Strong protection of free speech allows this site to exist, and it makes blowhard assholes like "Gonzo" easy to spot, so it's easy for sane people to avoid associating with them.
I was wondering, if the US was run by Freepers in what sense would it be free?
Then I realized it must be in the sense George Orwell's Newspeak redefined 'free' in '1984'. 'Free' could no longer used in the sense of 'free people' or 'political freedom' but only in the sense that 'the dog is free from fleas'.
'I'm not a Military General.'
Obviously not, about the only thing the army might give you command of is tying your own bootlaces.
> I'm not a Military General. I don't HAVE to formulate a battle plan and a presidential policy to enact a "kill them all" method.
Hitler had the battle plan and presidential policy to implement the "kill them all" method. He failed to eradicate the Jewish religion.
Also note that today, Judaism has less followers than than Islam. This was probably the case before the war, too.
So if you're serious about this, I suggest spending a little bit more thoughts on planning.
Yeah, because we know that when we go and kill people who haven't done anything wrong, they won't retaliate, nor will any extremists!
This guy's...fucking dumb as shit.
"I'm not a Military General. I don't HAVE to formulate a battle plan and a presidential policy to enact a "kill them all" method. I don't give a shit if it CAN or CANT be done. My BELIEF STAYS THE SAME. Kill them ALL. Every last one of them."
(*sings *):
I am the very model of a Fundie Armchair General
You make me sick! I am American, and you are why a large portion of the world ranges from slight dislike to absolute hatred of us! I don't care if you're an "internet tough guy" or anything. Really, you are the only person whom I have had any urge to kill, or at least hurt very badly. Please, die in a fire and take your incredibly overinflated military budget, ethnocentrism, and intense xenophobia with you.
But seriously, anyone who lives in a more decent country should know that not all of America is like this. It's just a very small and very vocal section. It's still enough to make me want to go somewhere else, anywhere else, just so I don't have to share the country with this utter bastard.
What about all the people in America who are Muslims? Are they also to kill ten Muslims?
Incidentally, why should all Muslims be killed?
Fundamentalist Muslims and Fundamentalist Christians are more alike than Fundamentalist Christians and Moderate Christians.
Yes, yes, you will EX-TER-MIN-ATE THEM! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!
...Godwin's law doesn't apply to Daleks, does it?
I'll stick with Thou Shalt Not Kill, thank you very much. I don't think I would be able to kill any fellow human being, unless s/he was actively threatening the lives of me, my husband or any of my extended family...
You're math sucks. there's 350 million people in the US, while only having 1.6 billion muslims globally. You can't each kill 10 muslims, asshat.
Take you hate speech and your bad math and go fuck yourself.
"I'm not a Military General. I don't HAVE to formulate a battle plan and a presidential policy to enact a "kill them all" method. I don't give a shit if it CAN or CANT be done."
Barack Obama: 'Kill all right-wing Fundamental ist Theocratic Dominionists who are religious extremists, and therefore at least as bad as Al-Qaeda, in terms of threats to world peace? '
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Head of Joint Chiefs of Staff (and top military general): 'That's a can -do, Mr. President. '
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