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I’ve decided that I’ma transvaxxite. This means that I identify as vaccinated, but in reality, I have not taken the jab. Vaccination is a spectrum and you are a bigot if you don’t accept me for who I am.
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This sort of transgender mocking always leaves me wondering: does the mocker, in this case “Dr” Willie, know they are presenting an Appeal To Ridicule based on “Alternative Facts” or do they really believe what they spout?
Gee: I wonder why there is Harry Hill: a former doctor (whilst not a practicing physician today, he can still legally write prescriptions) who made it big on TV, purely via his surreal humour...?!
And why Dara O'Briain - who not only presented "Robot Wars", but is the presenter of the satirical comedy panel game "Mock The Week" - is known as the smartest comedian in the world, as he has a degree in Theoretical Physics...?!
Morecambe & Wise: from the late 1960s throughout the 1970s, their Saturday evening shows were required viewing: and their Xmas Day Specials guaranteed half of the British population watching such on BBC1. Meanwhile, Bernard Manning: never reached their lofty heights, was reduced to doing his stand-up routines in his own club, and died in obscurity. Meanwhile, in the 1980s: "Not the Nine O'clock News", "The Young Ones", "Blackadder" etc.
Gee: I wonder which of those two comedy acts were acknowledged as the basis of the very politically correct 'Alternative Comedy' era - by those involved in such - in the 1980s. Thus the likes of Hill & O'Briain to this day who aren't reduced to the kind of 'jokes' Manning dredged up; just like yours: bigoted.
Or why a former medical doctor still has his career on TV: and why you're not as big - certainly appearing on - "Saturday Night Live": that which is required viewing on US TV to this day, 'Doc'...?!
But if you identify as vaccinated, it means you desire to be vaccinated, and would be willing to do whatever it takes to get as close as possible to that state.
And the government will actually pay for you to become fully vaccinated, so there's no reason for you to vacillate anywhere short of a full transition to fully vaccinated.
NO one identifies as a gender they have no intention of ever adopting, either in dress, surgery, pronouns, or salutations.
Before I read, I was guessing, “A variation of ‘Attack Helicopter’, amirite?”.
I then read it and went, “Yep!”.
So predictable.
This is me clapping.
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I’m an attack helicopter… piloted by Benicio Del Toro… which is festooned with the flag of Puerto Rico and shoots rolls for paper towels from specially - made cannons at The Orange Thing… who’s bound and gagged on a chair.
[Yes, I’m aware Benicio now lives in Spain but he was born in Puerto Rico so I’ll have him do the honors… cuz he’s a really cool dude (and his younger self was teh sex!)]
I’ve decided that I’m a sex taxi TV rant. This means that I identify as real, but in a tidy vaccine, I have not taken the dab. Vaccination is a big spurt and you are a comet if you won’t accept me for ho I jam.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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