[From "Cambodia Inspired by Duterte’s Example, Threatens to Send Back Trash as Well!"]
Liberals like to talk about and fantasize about strategies to get the Third World to rise up and throw off the shackles of evil Western corporations and all that Dances With Wolves noble savage inspired shit.
But, obviously, only an unrepentant strongman could confront the West and institute a greener, more environmentally-friendly policy.
Now, other countries are inspired by his example and beginning to do the same!
Cambodia will return 83 shipping containers loaded with plastic waste to the United States and Canada, the country’s Environment Ministry has announced. The move comes as Southeast Asia tires of accepting the west’s refuse.
I’ve always had a soft spot for Cambodia because it had the 20th century’s most misunderstood leader, Pol Pot, running the show for a bit. Being a true man of the people, Pol Pot got fed up with the decadent and corrupt elites of Cambodia that preferred Liberalism and caviar to Communism and rice soup, and just decided to fucking man up and kill them all.
Perhaps his measures were a bit extreme… but then again, perhaps they weren’t.
We don’t really know how bad the situation in Cambodia was at the time that Pol Pot decided that everyone needed to become a rice farmer again and stop living like bugmen in city slums.
Perhaps Pol Pot was more akin to a cleansing force of nature than to a politician.
Furthermore: who is to say that we ourselves wouldn’t benefit from a new Pol Pot in the West now?
Just imagine the death march of 6 million soy-addled Millennials forced out of Brooklyn and dropped into Montana. They would be given a choice: become a cowboy or die, and then left to their own devices. One or two generations down the line, you’d have healthy assimilated communities in full genetic, hormonal and cultural recovery… and about 5 million corpses.
Frankly, I think it is a price that most people would be willing to pay. Having big-city liberals death-marched into the country and given the chance to start being productive members of society is a plan that all positions of the non-liberal political spectrum could get behind.
Furthermore, a Western Pol Pot could just shut down every single mega-corp and outlaw plastic forever. That way, there would be no more trash to send to Cambodia or dump in the ocean.
It would be a win-win for everybody!
Since we’re going to become more like the Third World demographically, perhaps we can borrow some of their more successful social experiments and implement them in the West as well!