[From "12-Year-Old Florida Girl Steals Dad’s Car to Meet Man for Sex"]

Oh the slut stole the car to go get FUCKED????

I’m a conservative, now let me tell you how she is actually the victim somehow!

I don’t know how she is the victim right now. Let me think about how she is the victim, and then I will get back to you!

But we know for sure that she is the victim, and the only issue right now is coming up with a convoluted explanation as to how she is the victim and this is the fault of men somehow

Please stand by while we put together that narrative for you

New York Post

A 12-year-old Florida girl stole her father’s car and picked up her 14-year-old friend to meet an online predator in Louisiana, officials said this weekend

Baby-faced Jade Gregory, of Union County, was reported missing last week after she hopped behind the wheel of her parent’s Ford Taurus, went to meet her pal Khloe Larson, then drove out of state[…]

We still haven’t figured out the full story of how this is men’s fault. We will be getting back to you shortly

But so far we have:
•Abused the innocence
•She didn’t understand
•She didn’t know what a penis is
•Mind control
•Secret words to manipulate the subconscious mind

Stay tuned and we will have a very clear story about how this girl’s choices were not actually her own choices, and were in fact, somehow, the fault of men