Lord willing, I want to find a wife. There's a young woman at Harvest I want to marry, but she won't know if she wants to marry me unless she gets to know me, and that means I need to attend her church. But because I am a Fundamentalist, and they are Neo-evangelicals, I am being punished for it. Sometimes I hate doing the right thing, but it is the right thing! Galatians 6:9, “And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.” Sometimes we just have to trust the Lord, and wait, which is frustrating. God is good.
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she won't know if she wants to marry me unless she gets to know me
If you don’t have a sensitive stomach, i suggest you think about this very, very hard, then go for the brain bleach.
"But because I am a Fundamentalist, and they are Neo-evangelicals, I am being punished for it."
David, doesn't the Fundamentalist also want nothing to do with you? Maybe it's not about your faith but about your being a pushy stalker sex offender?
Your singular reason for attending church is because of your covetous lust treating it not as a place of worship but a flesh market. That is more than enough reason for you to have earned their ire without factoring in your difference of doctrine - which again speaks to your false pretenses - but if being a deceitful stalker and wholly unrepentant as a sex offender weren't bad enough and they did care to examine your personal religious doctrine what they would find would horrify them. First and foremost despite hissing condemnation through your teeth and loud proclamation of what is moral you have outright admitted the fact that you consider yourself beyond all moral judgement even from God, and explicitly said you would reject Him the instant you were expected to curb even one solitary sinful impulse. And that the family you think you are "owed" must venerate you before God as you are adamant that you, rather than acceptance of Jesus, are their sole means of entering the Kingdom of Heaven... Which is pretty blatantly blasphemous to mainstream Christian doctrine. And you were expecting them to cater to your preferences.
You worship nothing beyond David Stewart. And that is an evil religion by any measure.
Lord willing
Which is obviously not the case. Don’t you get the message? Can’t you accept God’s will?
I know, things like “Lord willing” and “remember me in your prayers” are just hollow phrases for Baptists, but they do have a meaning.
As if the appellation 'David J. Pedo ' wasn't enough for it: least of all 'David J. Pervo ' or 'David J. Pillowfucker ', it's sure wanting more & more monikers, o good people of FSTDT...!
'David J. Skeevy '. 'David J. Stalker '.
Who knows what other nicknames it can earn from everyone else here...?!
@checkmate #61635 will find a wife. No, what he says is “Lord willing, I want to find a wife.” Which… makes even less sense. It is definitively true that he wants to find a new woman to abuse, so why the conditional clause?
Since the woman returned his “care bear” and his love letter (he wrote about that elsewhere), maybe he should just try tacking pictures of his penis on her front door, along with a few friendly threats. That will certainly get her attention.
Maybe she’ll marry him then.
Maybe not.
David if she gets to know you, she will know you wrecked your own marriage through infidelity and paedophilia, a person who has anger, says everything is evil, complains about everything, condumed with a grudge against everyone. Similar to incels, your personality is why you're single yet you don't see it
@Yutolia #61655 @Conscience #61725
To be fair (if one can call it that), or perhaps better: to be objective: we don’t know the order in which things happened. I.e., we don’t know if the divorce came about because of the infidelity/sex with a minor, or if the separation/divorce had been initiated beforehand. What we do know (by something David wrote somewhere) is that Alice wasn’t “giving him bootie” and he didn’t like it.
@Conscience #61741
David claims that his wife was extremely neurotic, paranoid, and prone to panic attacks. He claims she was basically a child and claims that she was superstitious (to the point that it drove HIM crazy). Eventually, she left him. That’s his account, so take it with a grain of salt.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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