Fast forward to the better 'woke' versions...
G.I. Joe: An exclusively non-American team of overweight women create international incidents because all authority (other than their own) is wrong.
Masters of the Universe: Lesbians deal with their insecurities.
SuperHeroes: People with incredible powers but deep-seated neurosis live average lives and avoid work when they aren't being emotionally validated for doing nothing.
Star Wars: Women (and a couple of males for them to order around) effortlessly defeat Nazis.
Dr. Who: A WOMAN goes to different times to tell MEN how dumb they are. (I emphasize because gender is desperately important...apparently)
Star Trek: A psychotic team of children kill MAGA straw men.