I love the evolutionist stories lol, they're so funny because they're so dumb.
The shrinking pond theory, the hooved dog crocodile turning into a whale because it wanted to swim lol, the apes coming down from the trees because they wanted to walk upright, and the flightless birds that grew wings over millions of years rofl.
Great comedy.
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You know what I find hilarious? When people clearly have no idea what the fuck they are talking about but then try to claim their inane, ignorant point of view somehow has merit. Hilarious!
There is much wrong with this post, but one thing I want to really point out: Evolution is not theleological! It has no goals, and these species didn’t “want” to develop a certain way. It happened due to environmental pressures, genetic variation and certain stochastic processes over many many generations. The funny thing is that your strawman of what evolution is, that you declare to be “dumb”, is way more similar to creation myths than to the actual theory of evolution (the only difference being that god wanted the changes and just made them happen instead of the species). You are literally calling your own belief system dumb.
I love creationist attempst to mock evolutionary theory. These people can’t distinguish fact from fiction anyway, so they can’t tell if they’re mocking actual theory, or ID’er mockery, or YEC’er made-up-shit, or a Christain Forums Cartoon effort.
So it comes out like an AI’s effort, a jumble of bullshit, dogshit, and just shit.
I love the Bible stories lol, they're so funny because they're so dumb.
The two mutually incompatible creation accords right next to each other, the guy who was pranked into almost sacrificing the so-longed-for son he had been promised would be the start of a vast and lasting bloodline destined for greatness, breeding striped goats by having them look at dark poles when mating, the book written by the guy who dies in the end describing how his grave was lost to history, the fast travel from Gibraltar to the Persian Golf in the whale stomach, the guy whose mother was totally a virgin and who totally got better after his execution rofl.
Great comedy.
Making a man from dirt: then a woman from a rib from that silicon -based lifeform. Gradual biological processes resulting in carbon -based lifeforms that adapt to their surroundings. Gee:
That one’s a toughie, eh Bri…?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
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Clay/silt usually contains some degree of calcium carbonate, which as you may note, contains both carbon and calcium. But the bone thing still implies that Eve was a calcium-based lifeform. /s
(Yes, I know that bones also contain calcium carbonate, and bone marrow is made of living cells, I was just making a dumb joke.)
So dumb, are they? When a chimp could be taught to use a keyboard, better than you can. It's easy to see Adam and Eve as just a legend, just that it was written down unlike traditional Koori creation myths.
It’s even funnier to see someone speaking about ponctifie about subjects he absolutely don’t understand. Well, funny until he try to enforce his stupiity over the larger society.
And these “evolutionist stories” have solid evidence backing them.
"There was an ape-man?"
"Yes, by a pond, by a hedge, by a field, by a mill, by a town... lived Homo Sapiens, also known as humans, who are also homonidae, or great apes, who are also primates, mammals, chordates and animals..."
"Just like the hobbits of middle-earth?"
"No, they're living and even speaking right now, right here, on Earth!"
"Come on! Cool story, bro! We degenerated from garden men who lived to be 900+ years old, originally, but fell to sin, and..."
"Just like in LOTR?"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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