[Serious] I wish woman had their pussies on their hands instead of between their legs
If women had their cunts on the palms of their hands, imagine how easy it would be to fuck them. When she reaches to give you a handshake, you can just take the hand and shove your dick in it. Also, if a female falls asleep you can easily fuck the pussy because it won't be concealed.
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Childbirth is stressful enough with real-life human anatomy. If the birth channel were not 8-12 cm within the pelvis, but through a 60-70 cm multi-articulated limb where even the largest segment still thinner than a newborn and the final section way smaller… And that’s leaving aside all the rearrangements needed for having the uterus located in the thorax…
It’s good then, that women don’t have their clitoris INSIDE the vagina, like pigs do, isn’t it?
How do you shove your dick into a hand? A hand is flat?
Rape is sex without consent. If she’s asleep, you have to refrain from having sex with her.
Hubby and me often fall asleep with our feet entangled. Cozy, not sexy-sexy.
Eh, I’ve seen so many weird fetishes that I’m just going to write it off as just that. There’s nothing inherently hateful here, and the only questionable part is of this fantasy using someone’s hand while they’re asleep if it’s done without permission, but somnophilia and inherent nonconsent fantasies are a thing too, so I’m not going to side-eye that too much so long as it’s not seriously presented as “this is the way things should be”.
Of course, given that this is an incel fantasy, there are probably fifty additional things wrong with it, but from what’s presented here, not really.
"Also, if a female falls asleep you can easily fuck the pussy because it won't be concealed."
So, you've never heard of gloves? If women had their genitals in their hands I imagine gloves would be considered a necessary part of feminine attire.
Vermilioncore: "I wish women had their pussies on their hands instead of between their legs!"
Not Vermilioncore: "Would men then have their dicks on their hands instead of between their legs?"
Vermilioncore: (Brain goes blue screen.)
That’s what i love about incel fantasies.
This is brilliant. UPON MEETING A WOMAN, sexually harrass her AND put your dick IN HER OFFENDED HAND.
Christ.
And if women’s reproductive organs were on their palms, where do you think yours would be?
“Also, if a female falls asleep you can easily fuck the pussy because it won't be concealed.”
Confused?
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