I don't know what show has Chuckles Jerk's thong in a knot today, but given his track record, allow me to make some predictions.
-the show features magic. Other media has featured magic in the past, including LoTR and classical Disney movies that Chuckles likes because the cast was all-white and the actresses were paid peanuts, but today's media-with-magic is bad because it's today's and not yesterday's.
-at least one non-white person will be present in a non-stereotypical way, and Chuckles’ poor widdle brain can't grasp the black character not speaking in 1990's ebonics or the Asian character not being a ninja.
-a girl will be given speaking lines and plot-relevancy, instead of staying in the kitchen baking cookies for the menfolk. It's 1917, right?
-a character who dares to defy Chuckles’ gender stereotypes will exist. Maybe they'll be a main character, maybe not, maybe they'll show up for two seconds, do and say nothing of relevance, have no purpose in the plot and not even mention whether or not they are gender-non-conforming, but Chuckles’ gaydar is fucking flawless, he will be able to tell, and the confused feelings he will experience will enrage him.
- if the primary antagonist is male, then it's proof of an anti-male agenda painting all males as evil and corrupt; if the main antagonist if female, then it's proof of an anti-male agenda where wahmmens somehow have power (lol! Wahmmens with power, how droll!) which they will use to enslave men and forcibly sterilize them to create a lesbian utopia. If the main antagonist is a genderless robot, then it's proof of an anti-male agenda touting the superiority of transhumanism.
-Chuckles will rant and rave how it's not at all weird that what presents itself publicly as a grown-ass man is ranting and raving about a children's cartoon show. Then he will proceed to watch every episode five times, write out some My Immortal-grade fixfic where all the characters now conform to his worldview and actively hunt down LGBTQA+ people, and fall asleep at the microphone screaming about the woke-ocratic mafia sweeping America.
