MASTER CHRISTOS--ESU IMMANUEL 'JESUS' SANANDA via Patrick Bellringer #crackpot #ufo #fundie #magick #conspiracy fourwinds10.com

Well, I am ESU JESUS IMMANUEL SANANDA! AND FURTHER, WHO ARE YOU?

Oh, I see, someone wrote of things which were put to scribing some 3—500 years after “JESUS” died. Things were copied from scrolls and hand-me-down oral sayings. What of gossip?
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There are not such things as other planet inhabitants? No such things as space craft? Who told you thusly? Oh, yes, I forget—your government and your mil­itary communiques?
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EACH OF MINE SCRIBES HAVE MET ME AND THEY HAVE MET GOD THE CREATOR. THEY HAVE LITER­ALLY MET ME IN MORTAL FOR­MAT; SHARED, LOVED AND COM­MUNED WITH ME. SPACE BROTH­ERS? ARE THEY RE­ALLY “OUT THERE”? YES, AND THESE ONES OF MINE STUDY ABOARD THE SHIPS EVERY NIGHT OF THEIR LIV­ING TIME. YE DO NOT HAVE OF AR­MAGEDDON AND RAPTURE AND ALL THOSE THINGS OF WHICH YE TOUT FOR THE ENDING GREAT TRANS­LATION AND TRANSITION OF HUMAN FORM WITH­OUT HU­MAN/GOD PLANNING AND ORCHESTRA­TION FOR THE INTERIM MONTHS THAT YE PERCEIVE AS “TIME”. DO YE THINK IT IS A DAVID COP­PERFIELD MAGIC SHOW? WHAT DO YE ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT IT? DO YE EVEN THINK ABOUT IT AT ALL? SO BE IT!

YE WHO HAVE JUDGED

Do ye chide these ones on this “crazy hill” that they are nuts and naught is go­ing to happen? It takes too long! HOW LONG IS INFIN­ITY? HOW LONG IS ETERNITY AND WHERE WILL YOU BE SPENDING IT? OH, IF THE “BROTHERS FROM SPACE” REALLY CARED ABOUT YOU, YOU WOULD BE GETTING FUNDING SHOWERED UPON YOU? DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU? THE SPACE BRETHREN HAVE MADE THEIR TRANSITION—IT IS NOT THEIR PROJECT. THEY ARE WILLING TO HELP; THEY HAVE COME FORTH FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO SERVE ME AND THEE.

VERY, VERY SOON NOW, YE ONES WHO HAVE CHAT­TERED FALSELY ABOUT THESE ONES ARE GOING TO BE, LET ME SEE, I THINK YE SAY “EATING CROW”. I UNDER­STAND THE RAVEN IS VERY TOUGH TO CHEW.

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