“Will the Secret Service successfully assassinate him under orders from the CIA? Third time’s a charm, and all that”
They could have done it any time, and if Biden had ordered it, it would be legal (due to a Supreme Court decision)
Who will provide security for him since the Secret Service is comprised of treasonous and incompetent CIA patsies?
He’ll stick with the Secret Service because the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery
“Will he free the Jan6 political prisoners immediately upon being sworn in?”
He might, or he might just forget about it
“Will he pardon Hunter Biden?”
No, he might pardon Ghislaine Maxwell though
“Why was Bruce Jenner at the campaign headquarters last night wearing a dress and makeup?”
Because Bruce is now known as Caitlyn and is a known Republican. The whole family are such attention whores that by now everyone knows that
“Another wave of inflation is coming- it’s inevitable. What, if anything, can or will he do about it?”
Borrow money or launch an economically suicidal tax cut to boost business in the short term, then leave the next Democratic administration to clean up the inevitable recession that results. What Republicans always do
“BigPharma is still out of control. And we’re all still waiting for him to apologize for ‘Operation Warp Speed’”
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way. No how. And I would do anything for love… BUT I WON’T GET VAXXED! NO I WON’T GET VAXXED!
“Will his radical pro-abortion wife get her way?”
Melania’s views on abortion are the most normal thing about her
“Will his staff and cabinet appointments be as awful as last time?”
Worse. It’s all yes men now
“Keep praying, folks.”
I might.