“[Serious] I am pretty sure the government is intentionally driving me to rope.”
1. The government doesn’t know you exist
2. If they did, they’d prefer you alive, working for low wages, bitching about anyone except the government. Blacks, migrants, women, whatever isn’t in charge.
"I know this seems a bit outlandish to assume but i really dont understand this.”
That’s the most honest AND accurate sentence I’ve ever heard from an incel.
“So I finally got myself a dead end minimum wage job a few days ago, and my training just started today. This place is a shitty utility store where ive never seen anyone at before. I applied here mainly because its usually empty and the employees usually sit around doing little to nothing.”
So…. You WANTED a shitty, minimum effort waste of time.
“Well what a fucking coincidence because during my training at the cash register, the first fucking people to walk in was a chadlite and his high tier becky girlfriend in tight ass yoga pants, I asked if they had appointment or whatever and they did, so I instructed them to wait in line.”
Generally that’s, like, the opposite of the purpose of an appointment.
“What do they do? do they stand there like normal fucking citizens? no, they start kissing each other, touching each other, the chadlite looked like he was fingering her from behind trying to look inconspicuous.”
Face it, Ziggy, if you had a high-tier girlfriend, you’d spend ALL of your time making sure she was your sex partner, not a cousin or your employer. “LOOK AT ME AN DKNOW I AM FUCKING HER!” would be your t-shirt.
“This happened for nearly 15 minutes, as customers slowly filled the store”
Maybe you should have served them, so they wouldn’t be left to their own devices?
"because of muh coronahoax.”
OOOOOOOOOOOH, you’re a covidiot, too. Surprise!
“So FINALLY THE FUCKING CHADLITE WENT OUTSIDE, BUT DID HE STAND THERE AND WAIT? NO HE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING DIDNT HE WAS TEXTING HER AND MAKING KISSY FACES AND SHIT THROUGH THE FUCKING GLASS. WHAT THE FUCK”
Again, time, distance, and shielding are helpless against SEXUAL MARKET VALUE WHORING.
“I swear to absolute god there is a coordinated effort organized by corrupted government officials to dispatch teen couples into my vicinity with a goal of trying to test if I'll snap and go ER.”
Why? For what end?
And you’ve got ONE couple, how’d you get a conspiracy out of one couple?
"This weird "coincidental" shit happens EVERY time I go out, no matter where I go or what I am doing, this ALWAYS happens.”
There’s a reason you people refer to ‘people who can be in a relationship’ as ‘normies.’ doofus.