“The more time I spend wandering the Internet, the sadder I get.”
Maybe don’t do that?
“There are sites all over which openly promote atheism.”
Um, yes. And?
“I find it disheartening that people are going online and learning Darwinists' arguments to reject God instead of reading about the Bible,”
Nothing in evolutionary theory requires atheism. PLenty of Christains accept the science. Maybe YOU should read up on it?
And i’ve read the bible. Wasn’t impressed.
"They've already chosen to reject God.
And again, evolution != atheism. God damn that’s such a tired myth.
“There are also some sites where people pretend to be Christian in order to mock God”
No, sweetie. It’s not god they’re mocking. They’re mocking asshole believers who don’t know what they’re talking about. Like you.
"And there's "Real Bible Stories", which appends commentary to Bible stories to make children think God is evil and "unfair" for being holy.”
This would be the god that tells HIS people to outright slaughter entire cultures because they’re in the way, right? Yeah, it’s the commentary that’s evil. Uh huh.
"Is there anything we can do about them?”
Pray., God promises to answer all prayers, if you’re a good enough Christain. G’head. Ask.
"It's a concerted effort to promote Satan's religion, atheism, behind our backs!”
If you know about it and can find it, it’s not behind your back, idiot.
Do you know what the point of satire is? It’s an inside joke. It’s not meant to be funny if people think it’s real. The humor is pretending that WE, the author and the reader, are in on the joke, and some hypothetical audience is made up of people who are dumb enough to believe the content.
Like saying Trump wants to be pope, no one sane would… Oh, wait, that’s real.
It’s like saying Trump, the draft dodger, is getting a military parade in his honor- Oh, no, that’s really happening, too.
Or saying that Trump really thinks he can buy greenland… Fuck.
Trump may be satire-proof.