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Conservapedia #dunning-kruger #pratt

Meanwhile in another not dissimilar sort of site with the word ‘-edia’ at the end of such:

https://tropedia.fandom.com/wiki/Richard_Nixon_the_Used_Car_Salesman

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So, o Conservapoodians: Would you but a used car from this man?:

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Thus (check one):

[ ] No. Therefore an Orange Nixon isn’t to be trusted in any way shape or form about anything, either: least of all his choice of what is now a used car

[ ] Yes. Therefore it’s not only Elongated Muskrat that’s right about Climate Change: thus the diametric opposite - and therefore all your opinions that aren’t pro-left wing - are more than wrong in perpetuity

Choose wisely, Conservapoodia.

This means you, Andy Schaftafly.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Arthur Schaper #racist #conspiracy

What did the illegal immigrants do to you, Arthur Slapper?

Arthur Schaper #homophobia #transphobia #fundie

Conservapedia #dunning-kruger #pratt

Wow! Didn’t expect to see pro-Nixon propaganda. Let me guess, Assfly also believes GooberGate (the MAGADerpian side).

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Arthur Schaper #homophobia #transphobia #fundie

Arthur Schaper #racist #conspiracy

Arthur Schaper: “Make Non-White Immigrants Non-Human Again!”

Matt Walsh #racist

Slam Whatt: “In my town, you have to be at least a fourth generation native to at all be allowed to call yourself a Townie! But then you’ll never be anything else!”

Antonio #fundie

There’s a very good reason why one of the greats of Sci-Fi - Isaac Asimov - said:

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever conceived

I’ve read it: properly, thus one of the reasons why I’m an Atheist. I don’t need to say that you clealy haven’t read your BuyBull to know why you haven’t worked out why Asimov said that.

It’s because you daren’t.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia

1- Thanks for admitting all you MAGAtards are too illiterate to have an opinion

2- Well, if there’s a ‘Satan’, we have the evidence - via a 2nd DLC - that he was killed by Doomguy: as It Is Written by id Software, if your BuyBull is ‘Truth’, ergo…!

3- The reason why children at Sunday School are Professors of Theology compared to you can be summed up in just four letters: INRI. Whoops!

4- Ah, so you’re admitting you’re not Christians: I refer you to ‘3’. But then, Christianity is just an offshoot of what your J-boy actually was, nay, is right from the start

5- ?????

6- Trump admits he’s not a Christian: https://youtu.be/bTm0du4kUH0 and as seen very recently he thinks more about those in a certain country than he ever will about the likes of you. Also, Separation of Church and State: it’s in the very thing which makes your country what it is due to being against a country which had as a monarch the head of a state religion.

All you have is Blood and Fail, Shitz Buggered.

Matt Walsh #racist

Are you Native American, Matty-boy?

If your answer is the only one possible, you can send back a certain large immigrant from France in New York and the poem within the base of such doesn’t apply to you.

Least of all your ancestors.

Dr. Abby Johnson #forced-birth #wingnut

Matt Walsh #racist

Matt Walsh conveniently forgets that the entire USA was founded BY foreign-born immigrants… Of which he is a descendant. English-speaking whites aren’t really native to America…

Yeah, I know this is a point that has been repeated to undeath, but I’ll keep doing it as long as right-wing grifters like Matty here keep ignoring that point on purpose.

Dr. Abby Johnson #forced-birth #wingnut

Matt Walsh #racist

How is it tragic and disgraceful that people from across the world risk all they have to live in one’s nation, to flog to the shining metropolis of spires scraping the skies, the microcosm of humanity, the grand harbour greeting with a monumental torchbearer of freedom and hope for the pursuit of happiness? Is it not a sign of legendary prosperity?

What did being non-american in America do to you other than exist Matt Walsh?

Antonio #fundie

Genesis 1 states that plants were created on the 3rd day, and there was no sun, moon, or stars until the 4th, but there was light somehow? Or just the concept of “light”? The only way this even vaguely makes sense is that there was an afterglow of the Big Bang until at least the end of the 3rd day? And plants survived the hard radiation somehow? Or I guess if “day” was literal and fully-grown plants spontaneously popped into existence, then most plants won’t die from one day of darkness, they’ll just starve a bit, but that still makes it a weird order.

I mean, if you lie about what the Bible says, sure, can have it "make sense" to do whatever you want.

When people are against a literal description of events as stated in Genesis, the light issue is a big, if dumb one. Here are just a few.

1. Not just Sol was created on the 4th day, ALL of the stars were, so no, you can't claim the light was from other stars that are older than our sun.

2. The Big Bang didn't "create light" as described in Genesis, it wouldn't cleave a light/day divide like the Bible describes.

3. You are ignoring also that Earth is somehow older than the Big Bang as described in Genesis.

4. What scientific phenomenon would be making days and nights on Earth without the Sun?

So, yeah. People claim that a literal description as described by Genesis is just ridiculous as described, but even the "metaphor" or "claiming the order is right" or people talking about time dilation nonsense still can't get around the fact that the described events in Genesis not only don't match observable reality but they don't make any sense.

freedomjournal #fundie

“In support of the ungodly sin of burning the dead many in the Church of Christ say the body returns to dust.”
Well, the description of the Rapture in the Bible says that no one’s in Heaven (or Hell) yet, that waits until Judgment Day. Then all the bodies of the saints will rise up, without a fucking blemish, and rise into the air.
This includes those who died long enough ago to be dust, now. Pretty sure your omnipotent deity can handle the really advanced jigsaw puzzle.
And nothing in the Bible prohibits it. The Bible also doesn’t prohibit the custom of leaving the dead out for vultures, which some pagans do.
Considering that the bible prohibits mixed fabrics and seething a kid n its mother’s milk, and demands an 18 inch parapet around the roof, pretty sure if there was a sin in cremation, they’d have fucking mentioned it.

"Can you blaspheme the Holy Sprit by cremating the dead?”
The Spirit exits the body when it stops breathing. Not an issue for cremation. The spirit enters the body at first breath, which is when we become a living being.

“Are there similarities between the spirit and soul? Since these ungodly Devils want to burn the dead we also need to know what the Bible says about ashes.”
Let’s just stick to, Does God Specifically Call It A Sin? And that’s a no.

"where did this blasphemy come from?”
You know that there was limited space for burial at the time, right? Look up the Ossuary. Or look up Hamlet. They were digging up Yorik, to dump the bones elsewhere, so someone else could use the plot. It was probably an effort to cut down the vaults.

"… a farce and a disgrace regarding the Truth of the Bible.”
Dude, you’re th e one inventing a sin and adding it to the Bible. A big no-no.

vsthreadmaker12 #fundie

“If the Bible says that insects have four legs, then the SAT is wrong and I am write, period ! =)”
Name three, then.
And it’s right, not write, you intellectual dreadnought.

“I do not no why they even made me go to hih school .”
Endless optimisn.
KNOW, not no.

“And I tried to be held back one grade but they let me go on to tenth grade then I got hold enough to drop out.”
Hold? Oh, OLD. Yeah, not a great choice.

“I had to hear the doctrine of evolution in biology tho. but i forgot all about so now I am happy ! =)”
Jethro Tull has a song about that. Thick as a brick, isn’t it?

“I would not survive a year in College unless it was a Bible College Many of the people like me go there so I will do great . =)”
You’re a high school dropout who has forgotten 9th grade biology. Good luck.

“I want to be like this person when i grow up.”
‘kay.

“I will always oppose the evils of athiesm and humanism and intellectualism.”
Just not effectively.

Vaquero #fundie #wingnut

“I want free money,”
Everyone does.

“I want free house”
My military retirement pretty much IS my house payment. Pretty sure no one would turn down a free house.

“I want free car
I want free gas”
OR, a mass transit system that’s so dependable and frequent that i never even look at the schedule, just walk to the nearest stop.

“I want free food
I want free clothing”
You know, when i enlisted, the Navy paid for my housing, food, my first clothing issue, and i got paid every hour of the day, all week long. Of course it was about 92 cents an hour most of my career, but didn’t matter if i was working or sleeping.

“I want free drink”
Navy, again.

“I want free marijuana”
No interest, thanks.

“I want a free vacation in Europe”
THe Navy stationed me in Scotland, where i met my wife.

“I want free sex with a lot of girls”
One’s enough for me. The closest i ever got to paying for it, my roommate dated a stripper. When she and her roommate were between jobs, they’d ask Mike, “Hey! Think your virgin roommate would pay us $20 to lose that?”
Then Mike would rush home, ask me if he could borrow $40 until payday, then go back and say, “He’s not interested, but here’s $40 for you guys to fuck Me.”

“And I want you to pay for the all of this. On the base being I am a living human being.”
Okay. But you’ll have to vote in the people that want universal healthcare, and UBI, and DEI, and all that woke shit.
And education. You need LOTS more education.

Antonio #fundie

Also, God had to separate Light from Darkness. Science just sees darkness as the absence of light. PAY ATTENTION before making these inconsistent apologies!

3ltigre #racist #psycho

GenderRealistMom #homophobia #transphobia

“When I saw a rainbow on a facebook group of Noahides, I flinched - even though it wasn't a gay pride rainbow but a religious symbol."
Pretty much proof that what tainted the rainbows was your head, not the transgenders.

Fascipedia #racist #conspiracy

Andrew Tate #sexist

I’m morally certain my dad didn’t cheat, in 50 years of marriage. I’m sure loads of people would say that about their dads and loads of people are very surprised when he did, but still… out of all the things to imagine him doing, that one is the most difficult.

I never married, I only had girlfriends, and I never cheated either… I kept my options open though.

Tate’s success will always be a mystery to me. I can imagine some people watching him to see what he’ll come out with next, but how can he have male followers and pick up women? He brags about conning people and exploiting women, which should deter everybody of either gender, and is hideously ugly into the bargain. Seriously. I’m no oil painting myself but if I was standing next to Andrew Tate I’d be beautiful.

3ltigre #racist #psycho

Andrew Tate #sexist

You know, respecting your sexual partners and other buman beings ultimately would have brought you more benefits than treating everyone like shit.

EDP445 #sexist #psycho

GenderRealistMom #homophobia #transphobia

There’s rent free, then there’s whatever this is.

John C. Wright #fundie

Islam is not anti-Christ. Jesus is recognized as Isa, a holy prophet and a messenger of God. He is considered mortal instead of divine because no one can be equal to God.

If their (Liberals) motives are natural and human motives, what motive could they have?

Respect for other people and their customs and beliefs even when we disagree.

(Edited for clarity)

GenderRealistMom #homophobia #transphobia

Don’t forget: when you see a rainbow OP, it means that God is having really gay sex.

Bigots destroy everything.

There, fixed it for ya!

Perphides #fundie

“FACT - Separation of church and state is a doctrine created legally in the USA by the McCollum opinion. That was in 1947-8.”
No. the DECISION made it a law.
The ‘opinion’ is where the justices explain their thinking behind how they voted.

“FACT - The opinion was written by a Klansman”
Doesn’t make the decision any less factual.

“FACT - The McCollum opinion is the touchstone of the left's legal case for eradicating God from the public arena”
Not just the left. For example, if Catholics object to their kids being taught a Baptist prayer in school, this is where they go, too.

“FACT - Anyone who supports McCollum and its descendant doctrines is in complete and utter agreement with a Klansman’
I know a few people from the South who have said that, if you find that your position is the one the Klan supports, you need to rethink your position. NOT that you need to abandon it.

“I am sure you'll make your own decisions Cindy, but as for me, I want nothing to do with Klan-approved legal theory.”
Eh. Even a stopped clock in a hood is right twice a day.

Christianotaku #fundie

“mhm gay marriage is not a right”
You are incorrect, sir.

“marriage is a religious thing”
There are religious rituals connected to marriage. And you don’t have a RIGHT to a Catholic marriage, but if the State licenses OSMs, they need a secular reason to discriminate against SSMs.

“your yourself being a atheist should have no want for anything to do with marriage”
It makes certain things easier, like financial proxy, medical proxy, the ability to pick my kids up from school, registering a legal proxy, and so on.

“you being a atheist should know that homosexaulity makes those people not causing population so they should deserve no rights....”
No, being an atheist does NOT force me to be a self-centered shithead.

Follower #fundie

I knew of a sailor who got a PhD in religion and transferred to the Chaplain Corps, most of it by remote learning. I would not criticize such education all by itself. But ordering a doctorate from an uncredited college is not quite the same as an acredited school.

TheIncelPill #fundie

“Incels
"We'd like a girlfriend."”
That doesn’t get you labeled entitled.
The incels who demand that women’s rights need to be taken away, so they don’t have the ability to say no, that’s entitlement.
The ones who insist women should be distributd to incels as property. That’s entitlement.
The ones who want a lottery to fuck dead women before they’re cold.
The ones who think they’re OWED a blowjob for holding the door for a woman.
the one who refuses to help a classmate set up her computer because he ‘refuse to be CUCKED,’ great example.

Ray Comfort #fundie

“Atheists blame a God they don’t believe exists killing everyone in the world-wide flood they don’t believe happened.”
No, Ray. We just find the story doesn’t really hold together, a ‘loving’ god who is a mass murderer.

SYmPHONICnv #fundie

“Rejecting the Creator results in moral depravity”
Netanyahu is committing Genocide. Trump is helping him. That’s moral depravity.

“The Bible warns that when mankind rejects the overwhelming evidence for a Creator, lawlessness will result.”
The soviets were famously atheists, but also famously fascist. That’s the opposite of lawlessness.

“ Since the theory of evolution has swept the globe, abortion, pornography, genocide, etc., have all risen sharply.”
Hitler burned porn and evolution books. And went out to commit genocide.

Freak #fundie

And yet, according to the Bible, the opposite is not true.
Jesus performed miracle after miracle.
Each time, when he said he was gonna, his disciples said, no, not possible. And every time, he went and done did it. THEN they shouted that he was truly the messiah. Until the next miracle, wash, rinse and repeat.
If these were real events SOMEONE would have been working the crowd. (Bet you a shekel that he does it. C’mon, surely you don’t think he can do it?).
And when he said, “Hey, stepping out, back in a few,” they weren’t sure. Their messiah was supposed to kick ass and drive the Romans out of Israel. Dying was not what they were promised.
After burying him, they did NOT plan to come back and welcome his return. NONE of those miracles prepared them for the ultimate miracle.

GC #fundie

“While the earth was under water for a full year, it did not stop rotating which scraped off all the vegetation”

You should read the Bible.
The way Noah knew the Flood Waters were dropping was because the dove brougbt back an olive branch. From a living plant. Well, no, a plant that was green. Bible writers did not think plants were alive, so they would not drown. They had to have plants, lots of plants, all over when the Ark emptied.

" This is why we have oil and coal as the plant and animal matter was pulled down into the earth to compost.”
But we’ve found coal deposits with fossilized footprints in the coal.
Dinosaur footprints.If all coal comes from plants that were stripped off the surface AFTER everything that wasn’t aboard the ark got drowneded, whence the footprints?

"We have found silver thimbles, spoons, etc that were hundreds of feet down in the coal deposits and are in the Smithsonian.”
Misplaced items don’t change the results of dating methods that age the coal deposits.

Incel Wiki #conspiracy

“Incelicide or incelocide refers to the mass killing of people on the inceldom spectrum. It was the manner in which some governments used to deal with a surplus of low-tiered omega males in their societies in times past: by sending them off to die in wars.”
Dude, at no time has anyone gotten out of the draft becuse they had a girlfriend.
Incels ARE the kind of sailor that gets thrown off a ship, and ‘man overboard’ isn’t called away until an hour later, but that’s individual performance, not system design.

"Some incelospherians”
Just say ‘some incels’ or ‘some idiots’.

“ believe that a more explicit offensive against male virgins, male singletons and those in the inceldom spectrum is bound to occur in the not-too-distant future.”
No one cares enough about you guys.

"…Ellen Pao, who suggested incelibates be fired from their jobs.”
Seems likely, considering the guys who insist they’d never hire a foid if they were the ones making decisions, or those that refuse to help females in the workplace. And, of course, those spreading the blackpill…

IAmJoseph #fundie

“There is an even more mysterious factor here. When one considers the abnOrmal freezing of water - namely it stops turning to ice at -4″
That’s not true.

“allowing all fish to live”
Doesn’t happen. I have seen ponds and small lakes frozen to the very bottom, fish included.

"means there is a hovering control here.”
It would…if at all true.
Sorry.