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LeviJoi #fundie

“Why it's important that your gf is a virgin: if you didn't take a girl's virginity, she will never truly love you”
What if her hymen broke while horseback riding? Is that horse the only one she’ll ever love?
Oh, but this does explain the gymnasts and their ‘parallel bars’ genre of graphic fanfiction…

“People on reddit will tell you"
People in relationships will have a more adult view. Of everything.
But you should be depressed because an incel, who will never have a stable relationship, tells you horror stories.

"No matter what you think you will never compare to his abusive behavior”
I should hope NOT.

"She will probably never be as good looking and definitely not as young or tight for you.”
So the birth canal can handle a 10-pound, 16-inch long, 6-inches across infant, you idiots really think that a large penis will stretch it beyond usefulness. Gods, what idiots.

“What you get yourself by falling in love with a non virgin post prime used up slut is a bad deal.”
But even if slightly true, it’s a much, much, much better deal than you’ll ever have.

“The worst is, this is about the best incels can expect"
Expect. That’s funny.

SlayerSlayer #sexist #fundie

“Incels should start calling women "women"”
Why, yes. You should show the bare minimum of respect to women.

“I think if everything we say offends women, then by femoid-logic”
Women-logic.

“they would be offended that we call them "women."”
No, sweetie, they’re not offended because YOU said it, they’re offended by what you’re saying.

“This will start a chain reaction where normies will get called "incel" for using the term "woman."”
No, because we’ve always used it, or better terms.
But YOU guys constantly correcting yourselves, “So, this foid, whoops, i mean A WOMAN was on my street…”

“The blackpill spreads.”
Hahahahahaha.

“As it stands, even "female" is offensive:”
ANd yet, when i use the term, no one is offended… Weird.

Andrew Tate #sexist

@C #228304

…Sure, Andrew Tate can be Batman. The The Batman Who Laughs, that is. Certainly not the regular version.

For those not in the know, The Batman Who Laughs is an alternate universe Bruce Wayne who became a new Joker. He has all of Batman’s skills and prowess and all of Joker’s evil and depravity.

BigDaveD101 #homophobia #fundie

various commenters #wingnut #racist

“ Keeping Europeans pure as much as possible can probably work”

Talking like a fucking moron who has never set foot in Europe. Come to France and let me know how you sort out the population there. A third are Mediterraneans, some are Germanic, a whole lot do not even have a descriptor. And I am just talking about the old families. Plus they have been mingling for centuries. My mother's family is from Lozère, my father's from Poitou. And I live in Belgium, married to a woman of African descent. The people I work with come from all over Europe.

Andrew Tate #sexist

Bitch, please. Just because his little frustration-intolerant incel cult has the self-control of a poodle on a sugar high does not mean all men will cheat.

Been married for 10 years. Been faithful all along.

@Timjer #228292
Andrew Tate said “I realised yesterday that I can actually, genuinely, right now nothing is stopping me from becoming Batman. Nothing. I have a bat cave. I have an Alfred. I have a Batmobile, a Bugatti. I can fight. Rich as f*ck… I’m charismatic. There is nothing stopping me putting on a suit and being Batman.”

“Women are happier when they accept all men cheat”
DO you know of any woman who’s happier after this?

“and stop arguing with the man they love over it.”
Sure, I mean, I just made a promise to her 38 years ago,knowing (according to you) that i’d break it, and I should expect her to accept the lie, but keep HER promise, and let me be me.

My sister’s first husband brought home so many STDs that she’s now infertile. She SHOULD have been happy when she realized that that’s just how men are, huh?

We were married in 1987 and as far as I know, neither of us broke the big promise.

John C. Wright #fundie

A Christian theocracy would not torture and kill them.
Given how an awful lot of present-day pro-Christian theocrats advocate for murder of anyone too different from them, press X to doubt.

As far as I know, Leftists are allowed to enter Vatican City without danger of being burned or stoned.
There’s a huge difference between a tiny country which is basically 3 city blocks and a park campus, has no military, and is heavily reliant on tourist income, and a full-sized country which has just been taken over by a Christian equivalent of the Taliban.

Why are the Leftists devoted to defending an Islamic, that is, an Antichrist theocracy?
The majority, and probably the vast majority, of Muslims living outside of an Islamic theocracy *don’t* want to live in a theocracy of any kind and thus they’re no more of a threat than a typical Christian. As a Theocrat, you are not a typical Christian.

once we have eliminated all the human and natural reasons as being insufficient to explain this paradox,
You seem confident that there are no reasons which you are capable of understanding. You might be right…

what is the supernatural reason why the enemies of Christ from the modern West are allied with the enemies of Christ who follow the Seventh Century heresiarch Mahound??
…considering that you’re asking questions which inherently presume a rather different reality than the one we’re living in.

[Edit: fixed a major grammar error]

Yesgaysarebullies #fundie #homophobia

John C. Wright #fundie

Andrew Tate #sexist

Accepting what one sees as an unpleasant inevitability is a long way from “being happy”. Either your theory of mind is more than a teensy bit flawed, or your personal standard for happiness has a bar so low it’s practically buried.

Also cheating seems to be pretty rampant, by both men and women, among the outspoken bigot types. Or at least you see such scandals far more often than elsewhere, even if they’re probably a minority, to the point where I jokingly refer to it as a “non-consensual swinger community”. Wonder if he would say something similar to men, and if not, who does he expect them to cheat with? Given that they usually marry early (and in some cases, often) there can’t be that many single women among them.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #transphobia

The reason why you’re an artist, Tatty: Osamu Tezuka. The reason why he ultimately became the God of Manga: Walt Disney.

Gee: I wonder what the reason was for the creation of the 1943 Donald Duck cartoon “Der Fuehrer’s Face” and who produced such…?!

…certainly why that animated short won an Oscar.

BigDaveD101 #homophobia #fundie

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #transphobia

Chris Queen #homophobia #racist #pratt

I don’t need to say a single thing: indeed, the jokes just write themselves. Why?

Just your name says it all, OP.

…but something happened at a baseball game last year: Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Milwaukee Brewers. A unique form of what’s known in certain circles as a ‘Collab’: that arranged by the management of the Dodgers and he of Hololive, known as ‘Yagoo’. When those known as Hoshimachi Suisei, Usada Pekora, and the (now) Shork Formerly Known as Gawr Gura appeared at Dodger Stadium. Before that which made that event known as ‘Hololive Night’ with a drone display with related music accompaniment, the usual changeover music by the organist was replaced with what is Hololive’s ‘theme’ “Shiny Smily Story”. But that wasn’t the half of it. Gura sang “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”. LA Dodgers fans are said to be among the most superstitious. In this instance, the Dodgers went on to win that game after she sang that. The rest is history re. the World Series last year. A lot of what you refer to as ‘Normies’ were there: everyone who attended that game were given a pack of three baseball cards featuring Suisei, Pekora & Gura. So many will have wondered - and not just by looking at those cards - ‘What are ‘VTubers?’, and ‘Who are these three in particular?’. They’ll have had smartphones there & then. More fresh meat for the ‘Rabbit Hole’…!

Gee: I wonder why there’s another Hololive Night at Dodger Stadium at the same day this year with Koseki Bijou, Ninomae Ina’nis & IRyS…?!

Fortunate for those ‘Normies’: but not for you.

…and who’s to say that LA Dodgers & Hololive won’t do the same in the near future with the latter’s Holostars: male vtubers? They’re diverse like that.

Edwin Benson #fundie #wingnut

Paul Revere’s Ride was more likely to be ridiculed than revered by the time I reached high school

Certainly these days by just one word: ‘Phrasing!’. Or as we in Britain would say, in the words of “Viz” Comic’s Finbarr Saunders:

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He of the Double Entendres.

After all, what was it Aul Pervere shouted while he was ridden on… er, I mean the horse he rode in on?:

The British are coming!

Oo-Er! Fnarr-Fnarr! Kyuk-Kyuk! Woorgh-Woorgh! Ag-Ag-Ag! Eh?!

the coming peril

You said it, I didn’t!

John C. Wright #fundie

John, see who’s at the left in this photo with Chief Rabbi of Britain Ephraim Mirvis: Sadiq Khan. A devout Muslim who is not only a good friend of that very Orthodox Jew, but said Muslim was recently voted in for an unprecedented third time as Mayor of London by the mainly white population of that capital city:

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And as he who is at the left in that photo with said Chief Rabbi is with the Labour Party who is in government, ergo John see Wrong.

@kuyohashi

As you referenced the criminally underrated Mel Brooks film “History of the World (Part I)”, I highly approve.

Andrew Tate #sexist

@Bastethotep #228280

"What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're alone!!”

-The Dark Knight

BigDaveD101 #homophobia #fundie

Pride comes before THE FALL
Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall.

Yes. And it’s my experience that Christian fundies like YOU are some of THE most prideful, arrogant, and hubris-filled people in the world.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Sir Mo Farah. As he won the 5,000 & 10,000 Metres Gold medals in the 2012 London & 2016 Rio Olympics, he is equal to the athlete who won the same at 1972 Munich & 1976 Montreal: Lasse Viren, thus they prove that there is only one race: the Human Race.

This must piss off you inferior subhuman white rightards no end, eh…? [/Jesse Owens]

…and whenever I see a mixed race couple with a child, I smile: because they are doing their part in the continuation of the human race due to their strengthening of the gene pool via DNA diversity. At the other extreme: the Amish. Genetic aberrations are already appearing: and that’s among white people.

This must piss off you inferior subhuman white rightards even more as the latter only proves the point of the former: so much for so-called Racial ‘Theory’ when the Facts speak for themselves.

Andrew Tate #sexist

You aren’t happily married.

You can’t accept this fact, Andrew Taint.

BigDaveD101 #homophobia #fundie

PRIDE IS A REAL DAMNATION KILLER !!!!

As there isn’t word one of condemnation in that part of Scripture re. David & Jonathan: which contradicts that part of Levitical law - which doesn’t apply to Gentiles - in the OT and your J-boy doesn’t say word one about homosexuality in the NT, you’re right OP:

That which is represented every year by Pride Month kills the concept of LGBT people going to Hell, thus Damnation is killed.

As I’m a straight man who is pro-LGBT I’m not going to Hell, thus Damnation is killed. And as I’m not the only one who is, ergo…!

Pride Month comes after, before and during a fall, sure: yours. The haughty spirit of a bigot.

Was your J-boy bigoted towards those you don’t like, OP: and does he like hypocrites who are damned…? Q. E. and fucking D.

…oh, and also:

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John C. Wright #fundie

Well, answering your own questions can be a bit enlightening or it could be a case of garbage in, garbage out. This is the latter.

What Leftist is actually supportive of a theocratic Islamic nation's practices? Generally it's "Oh, back in the day they had major contributions to science and were tolerant for the time" or "Gee, maybe we shouldn't fuck about here and radicalize a populous. Look what happened with Iran" or stuff like that. Not "Gee, violent religious theocracy is great. I love how they treat women as second class citizens (at best) and will try to kill people for blasphemy, apostasy, homosexuality, and other ridiculous offenses."

The thing is, a lot of more vocal atheists I've heard of tend to live in the West. Where they are instead of spending a lot of time saying "Gee, the Taliban? Al Qaeda? ISIS? What nonces, they should shape up" and more time going "Gee, the Taliban? Al Qaeda? ISIS? I really don't want to live in a place like they were in charge, Christian Fundies, you're being nonces, shape up." I know the difference is subtle, but I hope Wright can eventually see the difference. And we've HAD the Christian theocracies. We know they will happily kill people they disagree with.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Andrew Tate #sexist

John C. Wright #fundie

A Christian theocracy would not torture and kill them

“What’s an Inquisition? Burning heretics and non-believers who refuse to convert? Nah, that never happened. And you can’t Torquemada anything!”

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #transphobia

Chris Queen #homophobia #racist #pratt

Yesgaysarebullies #fundie #homophobia

Lots of young kids think about marriage before learning about sex. My friends and I certainly did. A homosexual boy might dream of marrying another boy rather than a girl, and that's fine. No need to be ashamed.

Not unless you're a raging bigot like Yesgaysarebullies.

Andrew Tate #sexist

Scumbag desperately wants to believe, and everyone else to believe, that everyone else is just as loathsome as he is, #Rayo(TREE(Googolplex)).

“all men cheat”
Are you a Radfem who also happens to be male, Tater?

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #transphobia

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Tatsuya Ishida, wearing a blond wig, joins a crowd of peasants while hitler-saluting.
“Wie tut ihr tun, Gesellen-Deutsche? [Blind idiot translation of “How do you do, fellow Germans?”] Executed, all furreners [intentional] should be, their faces by panthers devoured! Heil H…”
Tp his shock, Ishida is immediately pounced by a leopard going for his face.

prosperousindividual #fundie

“Now, moving right along here there are some disturbing doctrines within the religion of atheism that are cause for concern.”
Atheism: I don’t believe in any gods.
That’s the doctrine.
Where’s the disturbing part?

“It has been brought up repeatedly that since atheism teaches that humans are nothing more than animals,”
That’s biology. A science. Not an atheist doctrine.

“ it would be completely acceptable for one human being to eat another if it was a matter of life and death.”
Normally, the phrase is ‘life OR death,’ but in this case your error is ironically on-point.
Donner Party? Would you die before eating another member of your congregation if THEY were already dead?

"I believe the theological word for this doctrine is CANNIBALISM!”
That’s the legal definition.
You know, there’s only one state in the USA that actually outlaws cannibalism AND it specifically mentions ‘a matter of life or death’ as an exception to the law.

"This acceptance of cannibalism as a religious tenet really does confirm the old saying, “If you remove God from academia the best one could ever hope to achieve is to end up with highly educated barbarians”.”
I know of no famous case of cannibal atheists.
Most tribes that practiced it so that you’d gain benefits from the entree’s life, power, soul, were practicing it religiously.
Like when you eat Jesus’ body and drink his blood for your soul’s benefit.

"The acceptance of the doctrine of cannibalism into the religion of atheism is the fulfillment of that statement.”
It’s not part of our doctrine you lying sack of shit.

LoneWolf1984 #fundie

z #moonbat #conspiracy

BigDaveD101 #homophobia #fundie

“PRIDE IS A REAL DAMNATION KILLER !!!!”
If it kills Damnation, then it’s a salvation aid.
Gods above AND below I wish people would speak English.

Edwin Benson #fundie #wingnut

The reason the story of Paul Revere fell out of fashion is because, like many stories told around that time, it was 99% bullshit. Paul actually gave up on his mission very early and hit the local pub instead; luckily, other riders picked up the slack. Then Longfellow immortalized his name (but no others) mainly because it rhymed with “hear”.

Matt Walsh #transphobia #wingnut

And I wouldn’t be surprised if you would excuse transpersons being beaten up in their birth gender restrooms because some people thought that they were perverts.

Sassy #fundie

“It wouldn't... the oath in court says " I swear by Almighty God" it would hypocritical to accept an oath sworn by Almighty God then throw out the belief Jesus was real.”
Never, ever, have i seen anyone in court swear on the bible or by your god.
And even if it were, the gospels that talk about Jesus walking the Earth are all anonymous. Someone assigned Apostle names to them much later.

"It is a fact that a third of the world accept Christ as real. So by that fact alone they could not throw out that Christ actually was real.”
They throw out Genesis every time Creationism or ID loses in court. Doesn’t matter how many people ‘believe’ in Creationism. Just that no one can really pony up any evidence for it.

G2geek #fundie

“Otherwise we are breeding for stupidity, the results of which are amply obvious.

The logic of this is inescapable.”
But you’re labeling accidents as ‘stuidity.’ Accidents happen, they’re unavoidable. (like the deer) You’ll punish people for things beyond their control, events they did not magically anticipate. You’re sterilize anyone who isn’t omnipotent.

Yesgaysarebullies #fundie #homophobia

How can a child of nine know what it means to engage in homosexual behavior, or understand the risks?

Same as any child of nine with heterosexual dreams about the opposite sex.

Buttigieg’s only previous job has been as Mayor of the tiny town of South Bend in Indiana, with a population of 100,000 people

However, as secretary, he did a good job, better than the current administration.

Chris Queen #homophobia #racist #pratt

Good Christ. A schedule upended by ‘an Act of God’ and you think you’re winning.

Doesn’t take away from the fact a major baseball team HAD Pride Festivities scheduled. That’s a win for the Woke.
Can you imagine ‘gay’ recognition in the 40s? The first ball being thrown out by a black man, or a woman?

History’s progress is ever in the direction of liberal thinking. Gave citizenship to slaves and Irishmen, gave the vote to women, to blacks, to Italians, gave marriage to gays, lesbians.
It’s not smooth, and there are no slippery slopes, but it is happening.
Seethe, little hater, just seethe.

Matt Walsh #transphobia #wingnut

More evidence that at least some of them don’t really care about cis women being more safe, but about trans people being less safe.

Also note that Matty-Matty has met trans people in person before; he clearly has an easier time misgendering people who aren’t present, and he doesn’t seem to like that. I would be unsurprised to find he is being all “I want them to feel as uncomfortable as they make me feel!”