“Many incels don't realise that getting a girlfriend is just the start, not the end. You think life is hard now? Imagine how much harder it will be if you ever had a gf”
That’s because you consider her a trophy, not a partner. And you’re always seeing yourself in competition with the other men, not in partnership with the girlfriend.
“How do you keep her mind off Chad?”
More to the point, how do you keep YOUR mind off of Chad? Everything in your life revolves around other men’s dicks. You’ll never just concentrate on HER.
"She will sit and fantasise about him over dinner and while having sex.”
The way you fantasize about ehr fantasies during sex? Conversation? Stalking her from the bus stop?
“How do you stop her from cucking you with Chad?”
I, for one, leave it up to her to avoid cucking me. Trust is alien to you, but it solves SO many issues.
“She can access Tinder, and with it millions of Chads willing to fuck her senseless, while sitting on your sofa with a few flicks of her thumb.”
And you continue fantasizing about Chads’ and Chads’ of dicks.
“How do you avoid boring her?”
The cable package comes with the internet.
“ She would have had threesomes, orgies, taken drugs, drank alcohol, casual sex, BDSM sex, anal sex... everything.”
Christains are sure this is happening everywhere because they suspect everyone is having more fun in life than they are allowed to have. You obsess on it because you’re jealous of everyone who can talk to girls.
"All of this with men who are smarter, taller, stronger and more attractive than you. Not to mention wealthier than you.”
Yep. Just give up on all women, buddy. It’s driving you mad with guilt and shame.
“How do you please her sexually?”
You’ll never know.
“She has spent every Saturday since the age of 13 having sex with a different muscle-bound colossus with a 10" dick.”
I seriously wonder if you beat off to dicks at night….
“And when she hasn't, she's likely been shoving even bigger dildos and vibrators up her that pleasure her far more than your 0" to 8" dick can.”
Hehehehe. No one believes you have more than four inches of meat. You’re far too insecure.
“These are just a few of hundreds of causes of concern. Incel > normie.”
But they don’t concern me.
I’ve been faithful since 1984. So has she, as far as i can tell.
Let’s see:
Neither of us have been in threesomes,
Neither of us in any orgies,
Our security clearances prevent our indulting in drugs,
She rarely will drank alcohol, I could be a mormon for all i consume.
The only casual sex I’ve ever had was with her. She’s had one partner before me you raving lunatic.
The closest we’ve gotten to BDSM sex is talking about a slave fantasy.
And no, no anal sex...