“the flying spaghetti monster is just a waste of time made by wankers, and it looks like a pile of their rank semen and ripped out balls.”
Really? You look at spaghetti and see sex and castration?
Wow.
“if you’re a woman you can be an atheist by not meditating, but for men it comes by masturbation.”
Meh. I masturbated when I was a believer, I masturbated when I sought God in a different church, I masturbated after realizing i’d become an atheist.
I still have the questions no one’s answered, though, that drove me out of the church.
“i have NEVER met a continent man who is an atheist.”
How would you know? Most of us are not militant about it.
"the silly world these atheists create is projected from their own demented minds. the reason they think God is the tooth fairy etc. is because they are too busy jerking off to take a minute to contemplate quietly and look inward.”
It’s all sex with you, isn’t it? The FSM is sex, atheism is sex… I see something of a pattern.
“of course any system can be made to look ridiculous, if the person presenting it has no clue what this system is based on.”
Ah! Like you describing atheism!
“for example, let’s assume british people cannot cook or make good tasting food,”
A thought experiment that turns out to make you right? How unusual.
“or we could assume women are liars more often than not, and have no concept of honesty.”
Ah. It’s ad hominem AND misogyny for you, I see.
“we could extend these analogies to anyone ignorant of something, who then tries to mock the things he doesn’t understand. quite simply, the stupidity of the spaghetti monster is the silliness of the wanker atheists who created it. it is a mirror of themselves.”
No, sweetie, you don’t understand the FSM, so you project your sex fantasies. Badly.