Kirk is in the afterlife. Someone else recognizes him.
Other Afterlife Person: “Charlie Kirk?? What sent you here?”
Kirk: “Someone sniped me while I was giving a speech! Unacceptable!!”
OAP (amused): “Really? That's kinda weird! I was killed in 2024, when some maniac started shooting in a grocery store! What are the odds? Two guys shot dead, standing right next to each other!!”
Kirk: “You were one of the deaths that are the price US citizens have to pay, for having the second amendment to protect all their other God-given rights!”
OAP: “Blown away by some crazy dude?? Just cuz I was in the wrong place at the wrong time??? That was a mistake!”
Kirk: “Fate doesn't…make mistakes!”
OAP: “Really? Then how do you explain what happened to you??”
Kirk: (Stares at OAP. Speechless.)
OAP: “You can't, can you? Great! Mister ‘Preserve the second amendment’ can't! So maybe this is some kind of typo. Maybe it's a glitch.
Or maybe it's poetic JUSTICE!!!!!!”