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Criosdaidhlaoch #fundie

“Show me one mutation that could turn a snake into a whale over any number of years?”
Is anyone saying there was only one mutation that could do that?

“Show me a mutation that can reproduce to identical bilateral flippers on an organsim?”
That would not be a mutation. When creatures became multi-cellular, the ones that were symmetrical did better than the others, and that trait was retained.

“Unless you think all the one flippered whales died out, just happend to never fossilize.”
You’re way too ignorant of basic evolutionary theory to be this snarky.

danielgolfspar5 #fundie

“I agree that both atheism and theism have elements of faith to them.”
Really? I sure don’t.

“However, atheism is currently being taught in schools, and therein lies the important difference.”
Oh, jeez. No, we do not tell teachers to say ‘there is no god’ to students. That would violate the 1st Amendment.
We DO require teachers to teach their topics from a secular point of view, whichhis not the same as teaching atheism. You CAN be religious and do secular work.
Oh, and evolution is not atheism. Plenty of people who believe also understand and accept evolution.

“Not only is atheism taught in schools,”
It’s not.

“ but critical analysis of Darwinian belief is censored systematically.”
Are you talking about creationism? That’s not critical analysis of anything, that’s just clutching the Bible and shouting ‘Nuh-UH!’

“Perhaps instead of teaching atheism or theism in public schools, we could simply teach known, applicable fact,”
This IS what we do in science. Every single textbook. “This is what we know, and this is how we know it.” Nothing about gods, positive or negative.

“instead of telling children that bacteria morph into buffalos with no base in reality.”
that you didn’t understand the evidence for that chapter doesn’t mean there’s no evidence for that conclusion.

Kel B #fundie

“Why are the atheist and evolutionist worried about global warming?”
I don’t want my grandkids to be drafted to fight wars for clean water.

“If speaking in your terms that there is no Christ or God, everything is meaning less etc...”
Those aren’t my terms.
I find plenty of meaning. I just don’t think that any meaning in my life is sponsored by any gods. Not Christ, YHWH, Zeus, Raven, Spider, Coyote, Thor, or Wotan.

“Than why are you worried about your air supply,”
Because i breathe whether or not there’s a god.

“war all around you, energy shortage, etc...”
Mentioned above.

“ Shouldn't you be turning into some kind fish ( to accommodate your surroundings)”
_I_ will not evolve, numbnuts.

“or waiting for another big bang to happen?”
That’s going to take At LEAST ten, fifteen years.

“Can you explain to me why you care, all your going to do is die, right?”
Yes, but not right away.

12345 #fundie

“A guy takes an actual progression of primate bones that you can witness changes in and sticks a homo-sapiens skeleton at the end which looks 100% different than any other skeleton in the line up”
One HUNDRED percent, huh?
That’s a lot.
You make it sound like there’s a tricycle, a bicycle, a unicycle, and a Huey Helicopter lined up in a row.

But 100% different?
So you’re saying that we have four limbs and primates…don’t?
That we have a skull at the top of our backbone and primates…don’t?
Our hands and feet are distinct bone structures, and primates’ are not?
Ribs, pelvis, sternum arrangements, all different? COMPLETELY different?
I don’t know which is worse, your biology or your math…

Rick Levatino #fundie

“This should warrant an investigation into the atheist trying to take the freedom of religion from the Christians.”
Exactly where do atheists try to remove your religious freedom?
Is this the guy taking God out of the Pledge? Will you lose your faith in your god if your kids can’t say ‘under god’ every morning? Will your kids become bereft if they can’t pledge patriotism to a secular country and mention God?
The Pledge is supposed to apply to all Americans, not just Christains. So, it’s a matter of religious freedom to take it OUT of the pledge. Which didn’t originally have the phrase, anyway.

Or is it about the guy that want to take God off the currency?
Well, same questions. Is your faith shaken if the dollar you put in the vending machine doesn’t invoke your god to bless your choice of soda? Will your kids become Muslims if the change in their pocket is purely secular?
The currency is supposed to be useful to all Americans, not just Christains. So, it’s a matter of religious freedom to take it OFF the coins and bills. Which didn’t originally have the phrase, anyway.

“Why should the atheist care what others believe because they claim to not believe in anything.”
I don’t care what you believe, i care what you legislate for me to follow.

“Could it be the atheist deep inside know God exist?”
Is this why Christains want to kick all Muslims out of the country? Because deep down inside they know that Allah is over us all?

Scott Yenor #fundie #sexist

“Every effort must be made not to recruit women into engineering,”
It’s an effort to NOT recruit women?
Like, what, you were ABOUT to talk her into it when you remembered you wanted her to make you a sandwich?

I really don’t think business will go along with this. You’re asking them to fill billets with less-qualified men so they can ignore more-qualified women.
And some businesses will certainly make ‘we hire women’ a selling point, both for recruitment AND for sales. The term for your business model is NOT ‘success.’

Betty #fundie

“If we don't stand up for Christmas, it will soon be changed to something stupid like Winter Festival.”
And this is bad…? Because there are, what, fourteen religious holidays between Thanksgiving and President’s Day? Not all of them are Christain? So ‘winter festival’ is far more accurate.
Or we could refer to it as Saturnalia, as it used to be.

“Last Christmas every time someone said Happy Holidays and I answered back: Merry Christmas!!”
‘Happy Holidays’ means that we hope you enjoy the whole time period, including, but not limited to, whichever festivals you observe. It’s generous and encompassing.
‘Merry Christmas’ is you being a selfish narcissist who can’t stand anyone else having their own religion, holiday, opinion, or outlook. It’s showing your ass, Christain. Not that ANYONE expects any better from y’all.

Dean Saxton #fundie

See, when I was a christain, i could not imagine enjoying Heaven if ANYONE was in Hell. How could I?
No one gets better in Hell. No one learns anything. And if one regrets the sins that sent them there, tough shit. You’re in the same lake whether you’re Hitler or a baby who died before his baptism. No amount of regret gets you out. Even felons get to convince a parole board that you’ve learned your lesson. Hell? Permanent.
So, it’s not punishment, as there’s no chance to show you’ve changed. It’s just torture, to no end, to no purpose. Meaningless revenge.

And you’re the kind of Christain who pissed me off, insisting that the people YOU hate deserve such a fate. And actually, no shit, look forward to it, to seeing it from heaven, to knowing that someone’s suffering for INFINITY for finite sins.

YOU are why I left my church. YOU are the reason I’m an atheist.

I’m sure this won’t give you pause at all, which is just more of the same sickening satisfaction that drives me away, wiping your spittle off of my cheeks.

abidinginvine #fundie

“I just got in an eMail - for the umpteenth time - a thing about "lessons for 2008" from the Dali Lama that's "pertinent whatever your religious beliefs."”
Yeah, I don’t get those.
If you get that many, I have to assume you’re doing something that makes people think you want them? Like, maybe you forward every single email that says to forward it so some orphan in the midwest gets enough prayers to attend college, or send valentines to a cancer patient in Boston?
I do not, so i don’t get those sort of mails.

“The advice may be good, but frankly, as a Christian, I don't give a darn what he has to say, nor do I wish to promote his beliefs in any way.”
Dude, Buddhism is a philosophy, not a religion. That’s why they say ‘pertinent whatever your religious beliefs.’ It’s not to trap you.
There ARE people who are Christains and also practice Buddhism. One priest says that it makes him a better Christain.
You could stand to learn about the world around you before you reject it.

“Needless to say, I deleted it without reading it, and certainly did not "read quietly then send it along on its journey, and within 96 hours something amazing will happen." [angry smiley]”
Well, it’s good that you spiked it.
Too bad you didn’t read it at all… Might have helped you.

“Just the very thought that someone who purports to be a Christian would even send me something to affect my "karma" annoys the heck out of me.”
Yes, well, you’re a know-nothing idiot. People trying to help you want to expand your horizons WITHOUT challenging your faith.

“I've asked people over and over to NOT send me this junk.”
Which probably shows them that you really NEED this ‘junk.’

“ I'm trying to compose a good, Scripture-laded response to send to them and hopefully make them realize that believing in and promoting this garbage is witchcraft.”
No. It’s really not. PLEASE don’t be so stupid and arrogant, you’ll only need more Buddhism in your life.

“What would each of you respond?”
I would suggest that you learn enough about Buddhism to actually see if anything Jesus taught agrees with it. And send those scriptures out.

livinginhell101 #sexist

“Our language needs honorifics”
You want to codify insulting almost all men, and all women, and you would call it ‘honorifics.’ Do you not know what the word MEANS?
No, don’t answer that, of course you do not.
You cannot.
I mean, you suggest ‘norm’ and ‘kuk’ for the same people? No shade of meaning or nuance?
You have the language skills of a blue-tailed skink.

Anon #conspiracy

Pretty sure if Charlie Kirk had faked his death, it’d have been much more dramatic. “And if Trump is NOT Christ-reborn, I say may GOD himself STRIKE ME DE-” Kapow!

Also, his wife would still be in mourning. Still grifting to the firewall, but still in mourning.

Anons #sexist

"All porn serves a dual purpose.”
Um… Right handed and left handed?

“Wanking is secondary, the primary one is supplying the moid with maladaptive copes he craves so much.”
No, I’m pretty sure that wanking IS the cope.

“One of them is selling the moid a deluded idea that he's "showing" irl women what they have to "compete" with, that he has "options".”
That would actually demand that we show IRL women our porn. Not everyone hides their porn to the same degree, but I don’t know anyone who shows his porn to women around him.
A FEW men watch porn with their wife for reasons, but that’s THEIR porn, not his.

“It's how they avenge the fact that it's much easier for you to diversify.”
Avenge a fact?
There’s got to be a more better way to say that. It’s how we cope with the fact, or how we deal with the fact?

“That's why moids think of ethots and pornstars as actual gfs.”
No one i know does this.
I DO know men who consider their ‘life-like’ sex doll to be a girlfriend.
I think the male term for these men is ‘losers.’

"No matter how "intelligent", they actually do on some level think that they have a real chance and that's how they get robbed blind. Ethots make moid narcissism and Dunning-Kruger work for them.”
i’d love to see a clinical analysis that shows this, not just misandristic bigotry.

“If you have ever been in a long term relationship, you have probably noticed that your moid suddenly wants you to dress more conservatively, gets uncomfortable about you speaking to other males and wants you to get pregnant as soon as possible.”
How long is this relationship you speak of? I’ve been married for 40 years and never told her how to dress, or gave a crap if some of her friends are men. And I wanted dogs. I wanted three dogs. One day she called and said I was down to two dogs. I was pissed that she just made that sort of decision.
My coworkers asked if maybe she was telling me she was pregnant.

"This is moid "securing" behavior. It doesn't mean that he is serious about you or that he loves you, what it means is that he wants to reduce your number of other readily available options to soothe his inherent anxiety over fidelity.”
Nah.
My method of ‘securing’ her was to ask her to marry me, and we made commitments to each other. Kept them ever since.

“Of course once he achieves this he won't be happy and he will hate you, because moids are generally at their happiest pouring resources into a void, stuck chasing a carrot on a stick forever”
i’d love to see a clinical analysis that shows this, not just misandristic bigotry. I am outrageously in love with her and am amazed every time i realize she’s still here…

“ Daily reminder that”
Just like incels, if you have to remind people of a fact daily, it’s not a fact.
No one publishes that two plus two equals four or that the squares of A and B equal the square of C.

“All men are fidelity-anxious cucks by nature, but their tastes are based entirely on what other men find attractive.”
You’re thinking of incels and their Sexual Market Value. Women are only worth the amount they make others jealous. Not grown-ups.

“So in summary the scrots who read lolcow fantasize about us being their unwilling sex partners/gfs”
No, i fantasize about giving all of you a truth serum and locking you in a room together.

Stefan Molyneux #fundie

“Without Christianity,”
Yo!

“you just end up with alpha harems”
Real alphas are a product of research performed on wolves in captivity. Frightened, confused, off-balance wolves.
Even your fantasies are a lie.
Most men who think they are alphas just go to Hooters and TELL the waitress that they’re alphas. Then pretend that any waitress who smiles at them is part of their harem…

“ and endlessly rejected betas”
These would be the betas you insist are all marrying the used up women, right? And STILL having more sex than you ever will?
If we were ‘endlessly’ rejected, we’d be incels, not betas.
Do try to keep up, it’s YOUR fantasy.

Fritz Berggren #conspiracy #racist #homophobia #fundie

Now, make up your mind.

“We protect pedo’s and impose Jewish bankers worldwide
We promote homosexuality in the name of “human rights””
The people protecting pedos are trying very hard to overturn gay rights.
The people trying to protect homosexual rights would really like to lock the pedos up.
But you blame the entire nation for both.

“We are arrogant,”
No argument therre.

“Christ-less,”
Of course, as an atheist, I think you’re Christ-less, as well.

“and rebels against God”
Seems kinda redundant. Like disrespecting your father when he kipped off before you were born…

~Dagger Trepe~ #fundie

If there is a soul, why do drunks call their exes at two in the morning?

I mean, I’ve seen a lot of sailors in port, esp. foreign ports. If there’s a non-corporeal portion of the personality, you’d think it was immune to bodily pollutants like Scotch, Whiskey, and so on, right? It’s not physical, physical toxins shouldn’t affect it.
So when the toxin-addled brain decides to make really bad judgments and effect them in reality, you’d think a soul would be there to say, “Hey, no, let’s not do this.”
But they call ex girlfriends, they call current wives, they call divorced wives, they call girls they knew in high school…
And they always regret it when they’re sober. When the functioning part of the brain is not addled.
And then there are conversations like, “Why didn’t you stop me?”
“I did everything but set you on FIRE to stop you!”

So I must conclude that there’s nothing to the personality except what shows up on a CAT scan and an EEG.

Paul Craig Roberts #conspiracy #crackpot

“David Irving, without any doubt, is the best historian of the European part of World War II,”
So, is that because other scholars compliment him, or because racists do?

@Conscience #251458

IIRC, they meticulously mentioned who was sent to which camp, but not the ultimate ‘and then finale solution them.’

PM_ME_STRIPPERS #sexist

“The reason why some men cant keep their hands off a woman or not know when to leave them alone is because how women treat men in society these days.”
You know, one of my best lessons in morality was learning that doing the right thing does NOT depend on what the people around me are doing.
They can be absolute shits and still what I do is my moral code. Revenge isn’t moral. it’s just an excuse to be immoral.

cheezit #fundie

“The best book that I ever came across that showed evolution to be false was, and is, the BIBLE. You know, where it says "God created......."”
But that doesn’t show evolution to be false.
Your interpretation of Genesis is not consistent with evolutionary theory as you understand it, but that’s your problem.
The babble doesn’t actually disprove anything in the theory. You just don’t like the conclusion, or the connotations you add to the science.

“However, if you don't believe the Bible, well......”
Yes, yes, this kid should stand up in science class and present a book where the sky is solid, a dome like an inside-out snowglobe. Where the sun is about 400 miles up, inside the sky.
Where trap doors in the sky allow rain to fall through, when and if God opens them. And the hailstones are in chests by the doors.
Where the continents are like mud pies, smeared across the surface of the waters below.
Yes, he’ll get a GOOD grade for that bullshit.

Paul Craig Roberts #conspiracy #crackpot

“No German plans, or orders from Hitler, or from Himmler or anyone else have ever been found for an organized holocaust by gas and cremation of Jews...”
Weird how people doing evil didn’t want a written record of that to be found…

kingjameswriter1965 #fundie

“I had a startling thought. Things from years ago weren’t anything like they are today.”
This startles you?
Constant effort to raise our standard of living and things are different and you… are startled?

“I was born in the mid 1960’s when there was no internet, no cellphones, no harshly sexualized TV,”
I was born in the early 60s. And the first that comes to my mind are all the miniskirts on Star Trek. And all the alien babes that looked like they were just about to fall out of their costumes.
MAYBE you missed it because you hadn’t been through puberty, yet?

“no 1,000+ bible PERversions,”
Instead you like the version made to please a gay king…

“you could still keep your door unlocked, people weren’t so hypersensitive,”
Heh. The day i came to understand that God was supposed to be omnibenevolent, I determined that he could never send someone to Hell. It’s just not in such a being to cause any harm. Nothing would be more important to him than limiting harm, so he would forgive everyone. Holy shit, you’d think i called everyone in my church a syphilitic faggot. They’ve always been sensitive, just not about things YOU think are unimportant.

“men were men and women were women and not gender exclusive,”
Dude, gender issues go back to the beginning of human history. it just wasn’t discussed on television. But it was an issue for some people.

“people weren’t living off drugs,”
In the sixties? Sure about that?

“There was still privacy to a certain extent,”
Huh? Maybe where you were. I lived in a small town. You used a swear word, your mom knew it before you got home.
Also, i have made calls on a party line. Where you ask everyone else to shut up and listen to them breathing for the rest of the conversation.

"God was still worshipped as God, and the Bible was still the Bible.”
You have a very selective memory. I was raised Mormon. My best friend was Catholic.

“Not so anymore. In the 50+ years I have been alive, I have seen society, the entertainment industry, and the fear of God slowly change for the worse.”
Um, how many people do you know, today, with polio?
How many small-pox funerals have you attended?
How many dead in the cemetery are under five years old?
FUCK your idea of worse, sleazebag.

“I can’t help but think that years ago we were better off,"
I have diabetes. Used to be, the insulin shots had to be rotated: hip, hip, thigh, thigh, belly left, belly right, and so on. Now i just try not to hit the same spot twice in a row.
I have a monitor telling me my blood sugar in real time on my monitor.
You don’t even notice he privilege you enjoy.

“Nowadays, in case you haven’t noticed, everything is backwards, upside down and all scrambled up.”
No, we just don’t follow your superstition as much.
Mostly because we realized you guys lied to us so very much.

“My God in the morning, how, outside of the grace of God, do people make it through the day?”
Without your god.

“ The answer to that question is revealed right here, on the internet. Hiding in plain sight. This very powerful invention has taken us off guard and completely conquered every facet of life. Nobody does not possess a cellphone.”
I do not possess a cellphone, idiot.

"Nobody has no access to the internet. Nobody is completely free from its cold, calloused clutches and alluring voices, sounds and colors.”
You’re raised by your church to be gullible. Not all of us are.

“ I can only think of one clever, very powerful being who is exclusively responsible. His name is, SATAN.”
Oh. Your boogeyman. Couldn’t be that humans demand what they’re getting, has to be magic.

“Think about this now. The Devil (Satan) is called by the Holy Bible as “the prince of the power of the air.” He is second in power to God Almighty Himself. Satan is the god of this world; God Almighty is King of the universe. God allows Satan a certain amount of power to act on men’s and women’s hearts,”
Why?
What the fuck would the point be?
Does any other father allow their kids to hang out with the wrong kids JUST in order to punish them for it?
This is insane.

Garvan Ellison #fundie

“The Absence of Transitional Forms
This is one of the most potent arguments against evolution I have ever come across. It has never, to my knowledge, been effectively countered by any evolutionist.”
Dude, look in a mirror. You’re looking at a transitional form.
Go to the zoo. Every single exhibit is a transitional form.
Go to the museum. Every fossil is a transitional form.
Darwin did not quite understand just how slow evolution was. We have a better grasp, now. It’s not a problem for evolutionary theory.

“Basically the evolutionist believes that transitional forms happen "all the time" throughout history.”
Um, yes. Each and every single organism through history, yep.

“So we don't actually need to look at fossil records to establish evolution - all we need to do is LOOK AROUND US and OBSERVE all the billions of transitional forms and species which - according to the evolutionist - should be running about the day.”
So close, and yet so far.

“ Since, according to the evolutionist, change is slow and gradual, then we be able to observe many forms which things like three legs, half a fin, one wing, etc.”
And yet so very, very far. No, sweetie, that’s not evolution.

“So why can't we see them?”
We can’t see what you expect, no, because you don’t actually want to understand evolutionary theory.

“Did evolution grind to a sudden halt over the past 150 years since Darwin declared its existence? That would be a bit odd, would it not???!!!”
It would be odd, minus the extraneous punctuation.

“So, evolutionists, show me the evidence. Who needs to concern themselves with the fossil record when according to your own THEORY”
And you stress ‘theory’ because you don’t know the difference between a scientific theory and the thing that any TV lawyer does to get the guilty party to admit it.

“transitional entities should be ALL AROUND US - walking, swimming, crawling or flying.”
Yep.

Grace Kim Kwon #fundie

“More disasters are coming,”
Is there any religion that is just evidence and bunny rabbits, without threats?

“so mankind must stop killing the babies and stop spreading Sodomy.”
You mean we have to appease Terrorist Jesus or he’ll hurricane at us?

“Mankind must repent of sins and turn to Jesus Christ for salvation.”
I’d really rather make HurricaneMan madder.

“Mankind has only some limited time on Planet Earth.”
And we should waste that honoring the guy threatening us?

T. J. Reed "6days" #fundie

“It's unbelievable the amount of faith an evolutionist has to have to believe we were all created from molten lava millions of years ago.”
It’s more amazing the amount of bullshit creationists pull out of their ass, rather than understand the topic they’re criticizing.

“If you blew up a pile of bricks, would it form into a building if you gave it enough time to evolve?”
First of all, that’s not anywhere close to what the Big Bang theory postulates,
Second, bricks don’t evolve, buildings don’t evolve, no matter how much time is involved

“That's what evolutionist believe.”
Not even close.

“We Christians don't argue w/the science.”
You can’t, you don’t know any.

We have the same science and facts that you do.”
I see no sign of that at all.

“We believe there is a God who created and ordered all of the universe.”
And I see no sign of them, either. None of the creator gods.

“The historical facts and evidence back it up. We have a Biblical foundation to back up the science”
This would be the bible that says the Sky is Solid, that the Earth is Flat, and the sun/moon/stars are inside the sky?
Yeah, it doesn’t do shit for the science.

Oh! Is this the Bible that says stripes on sticks are transmitted by copulating goats to their offspring? STIIIIILL not good science.

“-- evolution is based on man's version of the facts instead of God's version.”
Uh, yeah.

“If we evolved from a sigle cell to apes to humans -- why are we still not evolving?”
We are, numbnuts.

“Actually, the people in the past were much smarter than we are today because we are looking at the world through clouded glasses of man's "truth" instead of God's truth.”
Feel free to provide evidence for this claim.

“I suggest any reading of Ken Ham's Answers in Gensis collection. He dumbs it down so even an evolutionist like Wild Willy could understand.”
We understand.
We just don’t agree.
But you are right, he’s dumb

Donald Trump #psycho #wingnut

@Malingspann #251441

I don’t think all that many would vote FOR it, but a LOT of people, the most they’d do would be to turn on the Walker Channel and say it’s a shame that such a great man was shot because he couldn’t even walk to the starting line.
But a lot of people would watch it like a reverse-polarity Game of Thrones… You don’t hope your favorite character wins, but you do pick the one you most despise and want dead, and watch until that episode.

@Timjer #251439

Yes, he is. His base, who he promised lower prices and no wars, are paying skyrocketing prices that they cannot blame on anyone but him. They’re seeing their kids deployed to a war that him started. His chickens are coming home to roost. And he’s hearing enough complaints to feel real fear that he’ll lose even the deplorables.

“And I don’t know about you, but the entire world greatly outnumbers one cowardly, obese, senile, old draft dodger with an overinflated ego…”
Well, not in his estimation. But HE’S the one left holding the bag after his latest tantrum, so he’s suddenly concerned.

@Timjer #251437

I don’t think it’s possible. They’ve gone too far letting him do whatever he wants without facing consequences, he thinks he’s bigger than the Beatles.
He’s facing consequences from sticking his dick in crazy, but still not going to face any from us…

Nealreal #fundie

“Lust is like a dog, if you feed it, it will stay alive, if you don’t, it won’t.”
If i didn’t feed my dog, it’d be animal cruelty. This is already a dumb analogy.

“So here are some ways to kill lust. In my own experience, these have worked for me and I know they can work for you.”
Eleven ways?
Should I just go to the 11th, which apparently worked, or do i need all 11?

“1. Make the decision to overcome lust and fornication.”
I have no intention of not lusting after my wife. She’s the only woman I have sex with, so fuck that no pun intended.

“2. Confess you have a problem.”
Ah. So, all eleven are a process.
Except i don’t have a problem.

“3. Acknowledge and agree with God that this is wrong and repent”
What’s wrong? I don’t covet anyone else’s wife, but i do want to see mine naked.

“4. Pray to God for his power, through the holy spirit, to overcome this sin. You cannot overcome sin without God (John 15:5)”
I’m okay with my current lusting.

“5. Cut off all sensual and sexual media out of your life: movies, comic books, novels, articles, blogs, jokes, TV shows, especially porn (duh), sensual poetry, and music.”
I’m not a monk and have taken no vows of boredom.

“6. Stay away from fornicators, whether they be men or women, Christian or not. Don’t even eat with them (1 Cor 5:11,13 CEV). Break off all sexual relationships with people you’re not married to, including “cyber relationships”.”
But they’re my coworkers. I have to be with them from time to time.

“7. When you go out in public, rather than staring at a woman’s body, look at her face, or keep your eyes on something else.”
I already do.

“If you need to, for a season, don’t go to the mall, or those places that cause your mind to wander.”
At the mall, I’m usually looking for something like LEGO or a book, not womens.

“8. Fast from food for a period of time to starve the flesh’s ability to lust.”
Uh, no.

“9. Rebuke the spirit (demon) of lust in the fasting period, telling it to “Get out and return no more, in the name of Jesus!””
I don’t believe in demons, and that would be taking Jesus’ name in vain.

“10. If you know this is a season where you are to be single, stop thinking about a wife. Don’t fantasize and daydream about your future spouse, if it leads you to lust.”
Current. i fantasize about my current wife, thank you very much.

“11. Meditate on the scriptures throughout this article series instead of thinking about women.”
Ezekiel 23:20 ► “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

Searcher #fundie

“It is a form of rebellion.”
Oh, it is not. I just lost any belief there was anything to rebel against.

“Go ahead and ask how many atheist come from a religious family...I would guess”
You guess? You don’t have any basis for this? A survey, a study, a magazine article?
So, just you posting propaganda.

“I do think that in today's young culture, it is viewed as being "cool" to be atheist, or at the very least...uncool to be religious.”
Have you talked to anyone about this? Before you made up your mind?

“There is also the arrogance issue, kids are spoiled and are made to think they are the most "special" person in the world, they never lose(I've been to tee ball games where they don't keep score),”
That’s not for the kids’ benefit, it’s to keep the parents from screaming.

“and they are never wrong. This creates a very arrogant being, and they demand "proof" before they will have faith in anything...”
I don’t think it’s ‘arrogance’ to say i see no reason to believe the shit you’re slinging without evidence.

“except science because they are taught from an early age that science is always right.”
I remember Piltdown Man being in my textbook, so, no. You’re outrageously wrong, there. We also learned about the ‘balance of humours’ and about incorrect laws of science, such as ‘a body in motion tends to come to a rest.’
You must have been homeschooled?

“So even though according to them they question EVERYTHING, they will quote studies and research without having the most basic understanding of logic/math/science.”
And you don’t even quote studies. Just pontificate.
So who’s the idiot, then?

VincentVanCope #fundie

“How long must incels suffer like Mandela, Gandhi etc...?”
They’re picking you up off the streets and imprisoning you just for being ugly? Seriously?
I can’t understand how anyone can compare ‘no one will give me a beautiful sexy sex slave’ to what happened to Mandela, Gandhi.
How can anyone who was alive during the war in Afghanistan know about forcing prisoners to listen to Barney for 12 hours think that they’re persecuted with the game computer, internet access, and unlimited porn.
Whine some more, bubbles.

“I swear we are among the most persecuted groups in the west right now.”
Imagine ICE agents showing up, dragging you out of class, and asking an AI app if you’re ugly enough to ship to a detention facility.
Imagine your state legislature declaring that if you get raped by an even uglier incel, you don’t get basic healthcare for your bleeding asshole because your blood is holy to a fraction of society.
Imagine if pharmacists, bakers, and churches were legally allowed to tell you to pack sand because they don’t think their god wants them to serve you icky incel people.

Meanwhile, you can go pretty much anywhere, use any bathroom you think has a urinal, can buy condoms, can expect to be served or at least seen to in any business or religious facility, and you whine about persecution.
Shut.
Your.
Stupid.
Trap.

Bonnie Sibley #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

“Look in the mirror stupid”
I love being called stupid by someone with the grammar skills of a shorn sheep.

“You are the one who sold your soul to the Devil 😈 moron.”
Typically, we don’t translate emojis. You could say ‘soul to the Devil’ or ‘sold your soul to the 😈’. Either one works a lot better than your stutter.

“You democrats has”
Have.

“blood 🩸 on your hands for all the murders that illegals has”
Have.

“committed in America.”
Actually, it’s the billionaires who are behind most of the immigration, they want cheap labor that’s scared to unionize, and unable to complain about illegal work practices. AND they own the media, so you believe that your problem is immigration, not the rich.

“You are upholding murders and rapist and terrorist gangs drug gangs and child trafficking gangs.”
Yes, yes, swallow everything Trump says. They’re eating the dogs, eating the cats… Meanwhile the Draft Dodger hired illegals at his properties, including Mar A Lago, because profits.
He promised a wall, gave the job to criminals, and then pardoned at least one who was caught embezzling from the effort.
You’ve been played, you useful idiot.

“ This is what the corrupt democrats stand for evil 😈”
“Stand for:”
And see someone about the stutter.

“and killing innocent women and children who were rape and killed.”
Killing the children who were killed?
You really need a beta-reader.

“I hope President Trump sees this crap 💩 you are saying about him.”
I hope so, too.

“He sue ABS CNN and MSNBC for spreading false lies about him.”
By quoting him.

“I hope he sues you for everything you have and you are poor living on the streets eating garbage. Karma”
I doubt that such a lawsuit would get past discovery.

Rom831 #fundie

“So, if I tell you a lie, and convince you its true, will you say what you believe is a lie or the truth?”
The truth, according to the set-up you’re describing.

“Since you believe it, you will say its the truth even though I just lied to you and made you think its the truth.”
Well, you’ll need to do more than just TELL me it’s true.
Christains have been telling me the bible is true for 60 years. I had questions. They didn’t have really convincing answers.

“Same with these Christian evolutionists. Just because they believe a lie, doesn't make it the truth.”
You would have to actually show that evolutionary theory is the lie, though.
The evidence for it is pretty solid.
The evidence against it is piss-poor analogies like this one.

“We have a choice, either evolution is a lie told by man. Or Creation is a lie told by God.”
No, sweetie. If Creation is a lie, the whole Bible is a lie from MEN, not God.
You betray your prejudice pretending to be objective.

“Its up to you to decide who is lying to you.”
I’m old enough to remember Cold Fusion. Men lied. OTHER men tested the claims. The lie was disproven. By scientists, not creationists.
I’m familiar with Piltdown man. Men lied. OTHER men tested the claims. The lie was disproven. By scientists, not creationists.
I know about Nebraska man. A single scientist made a mistake. Another scientist corrected it. Creationists continue to lie about it.
I remember Ray Comfort’s Banana. He told an untruth. Scientists corrected his mistake. Not creationists.

Nowhere in any of this has God helped with facts OR lies.

Lookismisreal #sexist

“Femoids are a hive mind, who are incapable of any kind of rationality.”
Well, they all reject YOU. That’s rational.

“They are simply untamed beasts that act solely on primal instincts and urges,”
This is what I learn from rape apologists about men. They have no control, they see skin, they rape skin, it’s her fault.

“which is why they cannot be considered as humans in whatever manner.”
Making all sex and everything except gay male porn into bestiality.

“Therefore, they should be treated as resources, in which, they're only purposes should be satisfying men's desires and serving men whenever they are asked to.”
They’re not human, so humans should be free to fuck them? That’s your conclusion? Why doesn’t that work with the other apes? Or dogs? Or dolphins?

“However, this does not mean that cum dumpsters would be raised in very harsh environments and such. Because what's the point of a broken resource that doesn't supply what you need whenever you require it?”
You WANT slavery, but you’re willing to let them be comfortable slaves.

“To achieve this kind of egalitarian society where femoid sexual and reproductive resources are optimally utilized,”
Still can’t see how you’re not committing bestiality, here. At least in your mind.

“all bitches must first be raised with a single purpose since birth; which is, serving men.”
Yeah, saw that episode of Outer Limits.

“It is then that Indifference in affection towards men can be conditioned to femoids, in which they will have sexual intercourse with men, regardless of the mans appearance.”
And YOU think that in this manly world, anyone would share their sexy women with the likes of you.
Because making a desired resource fully controlled by men always means that the rich are going to hoard it. And make rules like, ‘You get as many women as you can support in the style we’ve established as the minimum.’
You’re going to have to join a co-op to get one hour a quarter with a woman who belongs to 40 men.

“It is then that Inceldom will finally be cured and Incels themselves would no longer exist.”
Hate to break it to you, but it’s not just women not wanting to fuck you that makes you an incel. It’s your desire to completely rewrite the entire world to fulfill a fantasy that only really benefits you. This entitlement is really, really pathetic.

Aaron #crackpot

The Donner party says otherwise, as does very church that practices communion, and percussion is common to almost all versions of music. As Rodney Dangerfield said, disco is where the drum carries the melody.

Daddy Cool #fundie

“Amen bro, in reality it's Christians who fought long and hard for the RIGHT OF ATHIESTS TO BE ABLE TO EXPRESS THEIR SATANIC CRAP.”
Um… Fought who?

“And yet they have absolutely no gratitude whatsoever.”
Who was it that you think denied me the freedom of expression and why would i thank Christains for fighting them?

“If it was'nt for Christians, athiests would be hunted down and killed.”
By whom?

“It's because of Christians that we have this country, George Washington,”
George Washington attended church because men of his social standing were expected to, but he never, ever took communion. His pastor has revealed this.

“Ben Franklin, etc, had a goal in mind with this country and it was a Christian goal.”
Deists. Read Thomas Jefferson’s version of the Bible just one time.

“The day will come shotgun, when God will allow us to cleanse his creation according to his will. That'll be a day.”
So, as an atheist, I should worry about what you Christains are going to do to get rid of atheists..? The atheists you fought hard to free?
Get off your soapbox and go fuck a laser.

lastbreath #fundie

Alexander Joseph Hamburger #transphobia #conspiracy #quack

“New York Times has been critical of Robert F. Kennedy junior, attacking his character by calling him “fringe”,”
The director of HEALTH who’s not afraid of germs because he snorted cocaine off of toilet seats? Fringe is a fucking COMPLIMENT!

Notliberal #fundie

“As adults we can distinguish between good and evil, but children cannot do this.”
Hey! This is my exact argument against the Fall!
Two kids who LITERALLY could not tell the difference between Good and Evil until after they sinned. And God punished THEM for misbehaving when HE was the one who should have either taught them or not let them out of his sight.

“If kids are properly taught, hopefully when their adults they can distinguish good and evil. But for a Christian to allow their young child to read or watch this stuff really is sick.”
And, to tell them to read Genesis is equally sick.

NephilimFree #fundie

“The existance of DNA alone is proof of Intelligent Design.”
But science doesn’t DO proof. We do evidence, we build a consensus, we have a working definition… But everything in science COULD be disproved tomorrow. Intelligent Design is not falsifiable.

"DNA is information (instructions) on how to build and operate every part of a CREATure.”
Well, not really. It’s not an instruction that someone (or something) has to interpret. It’s a chemical that drives chemical processes. I mean, you watch any pirate movie, someone has to interpret the information in a treasure map. ‘Twenty Paces Past The Big W.’ So they all search the island for ‘the Big W.’ There’s always at least two groups that can misinterpret the Big W for the Parrot called Wally, or the wreck of the ship named Wanda, or whatever. Until the hero stumbles across four palm trees growing crossways or something.

DNA is more like a Rube Goldberg machine. When the pot boils, the steam turns the wheel, which raises the brake, which releases the train, which pushes the egg, which fries on the pan… No interpretation anywhere, no intentional deviations.

“Information comes only from intelligence.”
Even if i thought that was true, it’s not a definitive trait of DNA.

"Nature doesn't produce information.”
There’s a river in Wyoming. It has 20 million annual layers of silt deposited under it. This information tells me the river has been in operation at that location for at least 20 million years.

glcang #fundie

“You are so very young my little friend and are arguing from your conditioned mind.”
All I see here is ad hominem, not an actual critique of whatever the argument was.

“You have no real experience of God and so you are limited to thought.”
And thought is where i think all experience of gods is limited to…

“Your explanation is chock full of assumptions.”
Such as?

“You will never find a true answer this way.”
Uh huh….

“It is very typical to try to use "logic",however it is only a tool and not the correct one for every application.”
No, logic is a tool for evaluating ideas. Feel free to show that the ideas expressed have an actual flaw, though?

“ Please have the humility to see the flaws in your "argument".”
Such as?

“ If you do that the truth may sneak in the back door when your conditioned mind is busy.”
So, nothing but insults.

jack_baur #fundie

“SPORE, it a game where you create things out of nothing,”
No you do not.
You pick a microscopic life form and you guide it to acquire genetic traits from other forms. You grow in size and scale and become something more sophisticate.
Not ‘from nothing.’

“and let them EVOLVE into somthing else.”
Guide them. You chase particular creatures and eat their genes.

“in essence you are playing as a god, in this game.”
I’ve played Populus, where you’re literally a god directing your people in holy war against other peoples.
Here, you’re no better than an alchemist.

“now the bible says that GOD made the earth in 6 (not six hundred million) days.”
The Bible also describes the Earth as flat. Not impressed.

“the bible also says that anything but the truth (what the bible, Gods word, says) is a lie and thus a sin.”
Funny how i never check with the bible to see if something I think or learn is sinful… What with the Bible believing the sky is like a tent that rests on the land. That it’s possible to build a tower up to the sky. That there are places you can stand and see all the nations of the world at one time…
Total farce.

“now tell me, is playing a game where you do God's job,”
But you do not. Your premise is faulty.

“ and then continue into the game with something that the bible says is a sin (evolution)??”
The bible does NOT say evolution is a sin you illiterate fuckwaddle. It says God created everything in 6 days, but it also says that days for God are not necessarily like days for us, so it’s POSSIBLE that Genesis is a parable.

“You make the call.”
Yes. You’re an idiot.

“its a game in which you disclaim God by becomeing a god.”
You’ve clearly never played it.

“and if i remeber right, there is a Commandment aginst that...”
No, there is not.

MercuryBird #fundie

One of the Founding Fathers insisted that the state and church have to remain separate so that each can remain pure.
Also, just count how many of the 10C are actually made into laws?
The only crime defined in the constitution is treason. Not apostasy, not coveting, not murder, not taking God’s name in vain…
Nowhere in the Bible will you find religious freedom.

netzachwoman #sexist

“I lost all my friends when I voiced my gender critical views. Literally all of my friends dumped me and no longer speak to me because I'm just a stupid terf in their eyes. You are not alone.”
Yes, yes, you are part of a community of pariahs… If that’s not an oxymoron, I don’t know what is.

“I also lost one of my oldest friends because she was trans, FTM, I merely told her I'm a radical feminist and then she told me we could no longer be friends.”
You MERELY told him that you think everything he is experiencing is a lie, and you’re going to side with the Conservatives who will outlaw his existence. And you dead-gender him.
Who could have expected him to cut you off?

“Twelve years of friendship negated at the drop of a hat.”
Yes. Your hat.

“They really are a dangerous cult.”
Seems like the ones fighting knowledge or any reason to change their mind are you guys, though.

“It's too late. They can't agree to disagree, they won't hear out our opinions, and they wish death upon us. It's a lost cause.”
But, we’ve HEARD you opinions. You get as far as the genitals and scream that it’s decided. It’s YOU that won’t listen to their experiences, their needs, the science… And you’re a direct threat to their happiness!

“I think it is having to do with autism.”
Oh, Jesus fuck just shut your hole.

“They can't comprehend someone not following societal "rules."”
We comprehend it.
We just see you rejecting facts infavor of your bigotry.

“They can't deal with masculine women or feminine men, because they don't fit any sort of societally acceptable roles.”
Yes, that’s why only men compete as weight lifters and only women dance in the ballet…

Matt Schlapp #racist #psycho

All the empathy of a falling anvil.
I swear, every GOP president seems to have to learn the very, very basic lesson I learned before my very first date: Don’t stick your dick in crazy. Trump has stuck all of our dicks in crazy. And people like the OP will justify it as revenge for the terrorist attacks that are yet to come.

Thomas Heinze #fundie

“If humans have evolved as evolutionists claim, most of it should have happened within the time covered by history, because that is when most people have lived.”
What a weird take on biology.
It seems to me that the more people, the less effect any particular stressor would have on the population. I mean, genetic traits that were lethal a couple hundred years ago are treatable now, and they have caregivers who are not threatened by taking care of less able people.

“In fact, if you are as old as I am, a large percentage of everyone who ever lived did it within your lifetime!”
I really doubt that, considering how many thousands of years there have been humans.

“Who could ask for a greater opportunity to study human evolution?”
Evolutionists.

Chrystalwuzhere #fundie

“Are you saying that there are some places where God does not belong?”
Roosevelt took ‘In God We Trust’ off some of the money because he felt that the Lord should not be involved in the purchase of liquor or tobacco, or the hiring of prostitutes.
Congress, of course, went snakeshit and virtue signaled their faithiness by making the phrase mandatory on all currency.

Lindisfarne #fundie

“... saying u used to believe it and now you don't, that tells me that you never actually believed or understood a thing about what we're about, and you still don't.”
And you maintaining that true Christains never change their mind tells me you’re cowardly little shit who doesn’t DARE examine their beliefs for fear of losing them.
So you insist it’s not possible.

“Kindly take you arrogant views and F*ck Off!”
You first.

joelch2 #fundie

“The Bible is quite sufficient [evidence] all by itself that supernatural events happened.”
Yes, because the Bible, like Lord Of The Rings*, can only be explained by magic being historical.

*We would also accept the Discworld series, the Harry Dresden series, the Anita Blake series, the Dr. Strange comics/movies, and the Horoscope (Chinese, not Western, Western astrology is bullshit).

OldArmyWOPA #fundie

“I’m not now, nor ever will I ever be ready to accept Wicca as a legitimate Faith.”
Such shock. So amazement.

“It is just one 1/2 step away from NAMBLA.”
Huh? OH! You think being naked at Beltane means they’re having orgies with minors! You’re Christain, so my expectations were low, but christ.

“And I think that is what we will be accepting next at Arlington.”
You mean Wiccans who served in the military and defended the nation get their Actual Faith depicted on their tombstone? What a time to be alive.

“I guess that should have hit a lot of liberals where it hurts.”
Um… Why? I WANT all faiths treated equally, since this isn’t a Christain nation.
Why would this hurt me?

“Perfect “PC” - let’s include everyone.”
Oh! Butthurt that people listen to what you say and tell you when you’re being offensive. Shocking. Amaze-balls.

BradTheIncel #sexist

“Escaping Inceldom feels a lot lot applying for jobs”
Because you see all relationships as transactions.
You get a job saying ‘I will do X work if you will pay Y salary.’
You THINK a girlfriend is the same. ‘I will simp THIS much for you if you’ll touch my peepee THAT many times.’

“Every time I read the job description for an entry level position they require the equivalent of 5 years of work experience in the field plus grade A social skills.”
Well, a relationship IS a social interaction, you do need a certain set of social skills. Not the same set, plenty of people will accept different areas for you to be competent in. But something.And all sex-havers had their virgin experience.