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Ethan White #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #mammon

Ethan White

Posting from the world where…

…Bigfoot is known to exist and is a protected species.

…before becoming president the first time, Trump said he’d like to be on a Top Gear episode as The Stig’s father.

…a third Timothy Dalton Bond movie was suggested, one where Bond would find himself in a parallel world where he’s fictional, the title character of a movie franchise.
It was never made.

…in some countries there’s the tradition that every leap day, groceries are 50% off.

NiteStryker #sexist #psycho

she was probably dressed a bit slutty

NS: “I decide what’s slutty!! She could be dressed like THIS: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGq6jnGyBP39DPXuMs7RwUHdu0Col697InTA&s
and it’d still be slutty IF I SAID SO!!!”

Anon #homophobia

They are envious that women can get the dick they want, and sometimes believe that if they can belittle or bully them, then somehow, some way, a straight man out there will finally be convinced to fuck him instead.

Will the idea “Being gay is a lifestyle choice, that gays never stop trying to recruit straight people to!” EVER end up on the scrap heap of history?

Kamuroshiryu #dunning-kruger #pratt #wingnut

Q the Storm Rider #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

Christina Pushaw #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

Christina Washup: “Grooming = telling children that LBGT people exist! I’ve tried telling liberals that over and over, but they seem to forget it again every time! I remember it ’cause I’ve got a photojournalistic memory!”

Anon #crackpot #sexist

Men get a paranoid thought or dick twitch and call their exhaustive list of rationalizations to justify them science and intellect. Madagascar is stuck in Nepal.

masonclark2y2bts #fundie

PITT Parents #transphobia

PITT parent: “Society insists that, not only can my estranged son become a woman, but that he ALREADY IS. This despite CENTURIES of tradition and language demonstrating the opposite - that he is a MAN and MALE and will always be A MAN and was once a BOY. If me being convinced of that should be proven to be me being one of the ‘barbarians’ who think that the customs of their local community are laws of nature, I would become able to quote Billie Eilish: “I wanna end me.” And unlike her, I’d do it!!”

Joel Webbon #fundie #racist

@Zinnia #251845
conservative Christians have always advocated limiting empathy so it’s only towards the “worthy” however they define that and “hardening your heart” towards anyone else, this is just a new way of expressing it

AKA https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralMyopia

Declan Finn #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy #transphobia #racist

Finned Clan: “Don’t try feeding me any more GIBBERISH about Charlie Kirk’s murderer being a right-winger!! If I wanna believe that Kirk’s murderer was a left-winger, then THAT’S! MY! RIGHT!!”

Kartvellia #sexist #fundie

Kartvellia: “Women are perpetual minors- They must never act independently of their Paterfamilias or male guardian- Their father, husband, or oldest son. And don’t try DENYING me my FREEDOM OF BELIEF by telling me I’m wrong!”

John R. Taylor #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

Chellea Wilder #magick #ufo #quack #mammon

anonymous editor (no name) #racist #conspiracy

KMC #racist

Gen Z Patriotz #racist #conspiracy #sexist #homophobia

Gen Z Patriotz:

“The war against Iran - White genocide
Trump not getting to run for a third term - White genocide
The Depression of the 1930s - White genocide
JFK being assassinated - White genocide
Russia invading Ukraine - White genocide
The death of Chuck Norris - White genocide”

Professor Jiang #conspiracy #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

Professor Jiang*: “I use ‘the Jews’ as a catch-all term for a national elite group of individuals who are conspiring to undermine the vitality and the strength of any nation. Therefore, when Hitler spoke about capitalists and communists, I just say Jews! Just like I don’t care where in Europe any Europeans are from! I just call’em all Germans!!”

*Or is it ~~Professor~~ Jiang?

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Rob B #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

Democrats let in over 10 MILLION UNvetted, many of whom have ALREADY committed heinous crimes

Rob B posting from the world where that’s true.

The world where…

…Christmas trees have been abolished.

…Jeffrey Epstein didn’t hang himself in his cell, he escaped from prison and got into a high-speed chase with the police. He eventually crashed his stolen car and his dead body was pulled from the wreckage.

…Candace Owens has sued a person who claimed she’s a trans woman.

…instead of NCIS: Los Angeles it’s NCIS: New York.

various commenters #wingnut #transphobia

DanHunt: "There is no such thing as “transgender”. No amount of brainwashing, surgery or chemical castration will change that fact! Anyone who thinks they are another gender has a serious psychological problem! Because the concept called “transgender” makes no goddamn SENSE to ME!!"

New-Conversation3246 #wingnut #elitist #racist #conspiracy

@Peacemonger373 #251654
you assume you’ll be the top-dog in whatever bullshit society you want created, never once thinking you probably won’t be

N-C3246, another one fooled by the https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OriginalPositionFallacy

MountainGorilla #racist

MG: “According to the U.S Justice Department, in 2006, 32,443 women of Caucasian origin were raped by men of African origin. That same year, the number of African American women raped by Caucasian men.. was.. zero. Because it’s not RAPE if SHE is of non-Caucasian origin.”

Dr. Katherine Milano/Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Dr. Milano further describes what is currently happening on Saturn, and her own past life memories as a member of the Anunnaki royal family involved in the genetic engineering of humanity. She also describes how her current house has a railway from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Judy Byington #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Rob Cunningham/KUWL #wingnut #conspiracy

Donald Trunp #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

How fast did Putin think it would be over when he ordered the invasion of Ukraine?

Could it happen that the US/Israel - Iran war is still going on, say, in 2030?

Craig Cobb #racist #psycho

CC: “OF COURSE I know what Communists are!! They’re everyone who suggest that the lives of people different from me also matter!!”

Uncommon sense #racist

Uncommon sense: “Mid-1900s US was the world of Beaver Cleaver! We must Make America Great Again by returning to that lost paradise!!”

Anon #conspiracy

Scott Yenor #fundie #sexist

Scott Yenor: “Make America Leave It To Beaver Again!”

Paul Craig Roberts #conspiracy #crackpot

Auschwitz, for example, today a Holocaust museum, was the site of Germany's essential artificial rubber factory. Germany was desperate for a work force.

In the parallel world PCR is reporting from.

The one where…

…Robert Mueller and Chuck Norris are still alive.

…hamburgers with multiple meat patties are illegal.

…the Hensel twins, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_and_Brittany_Hensel aren’t conjoined.

…the Vatican isn’t a state, it’s part of Italy.

…members of a now extinct bird species were blue, lived in Norway and resembled parrots so much they were known as Norwegian Blue Parrots.

Donald Trump #psycho #wingnut

DT (agitated): “Yeah, I know what POWER PLANTS are! Artificial flowers powered with elctricity! You don’t have to water them! Just make sure they’ve got batteries in them!!”

Donald Trump #psycho #wingnut

Ronald T. Dump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt people who I think should be regarded as Innocent Even If Proven Guilty! Like ME!!”

Telestai Nexus #crackpot #magick #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

The internal brings the reflection of everything that comes from the Outside…Trump is in the White House as an enormous tumor.

Dr. Schavi M. Ali #crackpot #magick #ufo #dunning-kruger

Be in the ground, and pour water on Nature and bless our planet. As you pour the water, recite the “Pravda” (“Onan Siun Dive”) of “MAU” three times slowly, and then say: “OH ROBIN VIPER SIT, SHARP HEEL MEDITATE LESS!”

Ashtar Command via Neva Gabriel #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

~~Ashtar Command via~~ Neva Gabriel: “Many of them can no longer sustain their disguises, because solar activity has increased considerably, and neutron activities have made it difficult for these “non-federated” groups to maintain their fanciful and once alluring masks, which are now decaying. I don’t wear bikinis, I wear heterokinis.”

Alexander Joseph Hamburger #transphobia #conspiracy #quack

Mark Meckler #fundie

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #quack #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

~~2nd Smart~~Dumbest Guy in the World: “These malefactors in robes are perpetrating crimes against humanity, and want to be in control of We the People’s health and bodies.
What if we change the Easter Bunny to the Easter Guinea Pig?”

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #mammon

Mark Meckler #fundie

various commenters #wingnut #racist

various commenters: “If anything ever goes wrong in our lives, it was never us screwing up! THE JEWS DID IT!!”

University of Florida College Republicans #wingnut

Elena Danaan #ufo #conspiracy #elitist

@TatersForever5481 #251253
Why do your aliens either look like pretty blonde people, or straight from a sci-fi movie?

I wonder what Elena would think about aliens that look like giant cupcakes on 6-8 spidery legs.

Michael Savage #elitist #wingnut

@Indicible #251306
Let's put Savage on the streets with just his shirt on his back.

Savage (sobbing): “I didn’t vote for any leopards eating MY face!”

The Federal Government would finance itself with Tariffs as it did until 1913.

Does AW, like Trump, think that tariffs are paid by exporters the US imports from?