Lucilius

@Lucilius

A Geoweaponry & Weather Warfare Analyst #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

It's just the aftershock of Trump's explosive farts.

Jean-Charles Moyen/Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Yeah, and I knew a guy who convinced his naive teenage girlfriend that he regularly fought demons on the Astral Plane.

John Ramirez/Abby Trivett #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

How come every "former Satanist" was a Grand High Poobah Warlock Lord? Doesn't Satan have any low-ranking minions? Or do they only quit once they've reached the top?

Andrew Torba #racist

"If Hitler is the new Satan, Jews are the new Christ."

Well, considering that a Jew was the *original* Christ ...

Fascipedia #racist #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

Fascipedo summarized: Anything I Don't Understand Is Jewish Marxism.

aymon de albatrus #fundie #crackpot

Well, don't worry, aymonkey: There is no chance of you ever creating anything recognizable as art.

Mike Stone #racist #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Should women, and specifically non-white women, date Mike Stone?

Women have a very clear answer to that question: No.

David J. Stewart #fundie #crackpot

I suspect DJS has been referred to all of these, trying to figure out how so many termites got into his skull.

Benjamin #racist #wingnut #quack #sexist #psycho #conspiracy

1) Fuck you.
2) Fuck you.
3) Fuck you.
4) Fuck you.
5) Fuck you.
6) Fuck you.
7) Fuck you.
8) Fuck you.
9) I hope a mixed-race trans Jewish communist stapleguns your shriveled dick to a moving train.

JonHolmesLives #homophobia #conspiracy #moonbat

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Same list: "Twenty-five Reasons Fritz Berggren is a Nazi lunatic."

David J Stewart #fundie #homophobia #sexist

Professor Michael Dargaville #crackpot #ufo #magick

Anon #sexist

You're confusing "can't love women" with "don't love you."

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie #god-complex #psycho

Why do you think anybody cares what you want?

Ben Garrison #conspiracy

I could write a book listing the reasons why the landings are obviously real, but for brevity I will say that Ben Garrison's a lying idiot.

Unknown YEC #fundie

Translation: "My students smiled and nodded at my ravings to keep me from flunking them."

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie #god-complex

Pretty sure Olivia spends way more time thinking about cock than do any of the people she denounces.

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #psycho #god-complex #fundie

Anon #sexist #crackpot

Ah, yes - Scrotland, where the national dish is baggis.

Buynothingday #conspiracy #racist

So your argument is that all the smart and talented people are Jews? Not making much of a case for the "Master Race," are you?

BasedBarbie #sexist #psycho

@Conscience #254894

I don't know, but it'd be entertaining to watch. Not the fucking, if there is any, but the circus leading up to it.

BasedBarbie #sexist #homophobia

So are we all incorrigible molesters of women, or are we all gay? Make up your mind.

Vox Day #dunning-kruger

"Ook ook, me make up shit dat sound sciency! Use big word! Me not unnerstan word so nobody else unnerstan either! Sciency-word mystery will convert heathen! Me am smart!"

Jerry Goler #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #sexist

Awake #wingnut #conspiracy

Asleep probably also believes gas is 7000% cheaper now and that the world totally isn't laughing at our incompetence.

DJM #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

This is the shittiest coffeehouse open mic night I've ever heard.

Fascipedia #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Bride Ministries International #fundie #magick

Whoa, what sins your parents commit to make you such a stupid asshole?

Erika Kirk #wingnut #fundie #transphobia

"Greedy piece of shit blames death of evil piece of shit on kids being taught to be nice to each other."

Higher Gnosis via Chellea Wilder #magick #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

Uh, that's cool and all, but could you just get my burger and fries?

Bill Toppson #wingnut #conspiracy

Bill, Christmas must be easy for you. You can buy presents for your parents, grandparents and siblings, and still only have to buy for two people.

Joseph Plumb #wingnut

Translation: "I found what I think is a viable excuse to vote for a fascist!"

Anons #wingnut #racist

Trumpidiots in 2016: "Democrats are all pedos, hiding mole children in tunnels under Walmart! Trump will expose it and save the kids!"

Trumpidiots in 2026: "Nobody's a pedo, it's all invented to frame Trump!"

Dharmendra Semwal and Gangotri temple in Uttarakhand #fundie

So it's basically fraternity hazing. Do they get paddled too?

*Whap!*
"THANK YOU SHIVA MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?"
*Whap!*
"THANK YOU SHIVA MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?"
*WHAP!*
"THANK YOU SHIVA MAY I ..."

The Dude #wingnut #pratt

The Dupe grew up in stupidity, and when he joined the Nazi Party, the first thing he did was display his stupidity.

Elizabeth Nickson #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

The Dominion Society of Canada #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Cool, everybody can leave except the First Nations. I guess the Dumbassion Society will be moving back to White Incestville, Europe.

LockdownIsLame #senpai_noticed_us #fundie

Back in college I got my first apartment with three other guys. One of us (not me, sadly) got a girlfriend. She was there a lot, often wandering around in her underwear. And she was very attractive.
So naturally we stared, but ... the interesting thing was how quickly we got used to it. Within a couple weeks we were saying "Heather, move it! Your ass is in front of the TV again!"

2. Grift!

WM0915 #wingnut #pratt

Looks like Fox News is now implanting electrodes directly in viewers' reptilian hindbrains.