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inkorrekt #fundie

"Yes, Chemical laws do not allow evolution of chemicals.”
Okay. Do you consider radioactive decay to be evolution? Change over time sort of thing?

“Evolution is not supported by chemical laws.”
Does anyone say it needs to be?

“Chemical laws were established long before Darwin proposed his theory of Evolution.”
Um, did he try to quote chemical laws?

“Yes, chemical composition of the reproductive mechanisms are very well known. The fact is these chemical are not synthesized by nature.”
Is ANYTHING ‘synthesized by nature’? Doesn’t synthesize MEAN an artificial product?

“Even if we know all the information, nature does not self synthesize chemicals.”
Nature makes Lead out of Uranium…

Allen Smiley #fundie

“I challenge anyone to show me, where in the constitutional ratifying conventions, same sex marriages were made a right?”
We allow straight marriages.
We allow about 30 different religious traditions to perform them.
We also allow secular authorities to perform them. Justices of the peace, court and city clerks (in my state, anyway), captains of vessels (at least in the movies), bartenders (one episode of M*A*S*H).
There’s no secular reason to deny same-sex couples the same opportunity.
So, such couples have all the rights you do to marriage.
Not all that complicated.

Dunker #fundie

“ Possibly the soul lives in one of those?”
Wish I’d thought of this 55 years ago.
“And then a man, a strange man i’d never seen before, ran into the house and ate all the cookies and drank your coke, and you can’t see him because he’s in the 27th dimension.”

church mouse guy #fundie

“There have been a lot of discoveries, as you know, of dinosaur bones with soft tissue still intact, also, which has merely meant that the old earth professors are now saying that tissue can last for millions and millions of years--an idea that the rejected until it became inconvenient.”
Fascinating.

We used to play a game on the sub where about an hour before wake-ups, we’d tap a guy in the rack and say something like ’We’re in Albuquerque, it’s your turn to drive.’ Then walk away. Two hours later, he’d come into the watch space, “I had the weirdest dream, man, we were driving to the Sex Olympics in Las Vegas, and I took over driving in Albuquerque, and then these giant prostitutes started kicking the car…”

I think something similar happened here.
Someone got part of a news item that said they’d found fossilized soft tissue. They didn’t quite get a good grasp on the story, but then their imagination fleshed out what they THOUGHT it meant, and how those evil evolution atheistic satanists would react. And how now they MUST say that it can last for millions… And then the giant prostitutes came into the lab…

Mike Yuscavage #fundie

“I will not consider them to be fair and unbiased until EVERY story they do is written from a strong, conservative point of view.”
I read a quote, attributed to Ben Franklin, that said if you live in a tyranny, but agree with the tyrant, you’d consider yourself free.
OP clearly thinks that ‘fair and unbiased’ means ‘totally taking my side.’

Puke emoji here.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot #wingnut

"I call Evolution, Devilution, and for good reason”
No, it’s not.

“Hitler was a big fan of Charles Darwin's The Origin of Species.”
Hitler had that book burned, Davey. Not a real big fan.

But, of course, this is just a fact, not something you’d be interested in.

snoochies #fundie

“So adaption means evolution.”
That depends on the adaptation. Three people on one of my boats had the same initials I do, so i just used the consonants in my last name and adapted to using LLL in place of KBL. Not evolution.
Taller antelope species becoming giraffes is evolution.

“If we as humans lived in the water long enough we would grow gills to adapt.”
Exactly! Just like Whales, hippos, otters, dolphins, seals, beavers… All adapted to a marine environment with gillification.

“Or those living in high rise buildings would grow wings.”
Um… Why? What would drive us to grow wings just from altitude?

Throwaway244555 #fundie

“Woman are friends with woman, and they have sex with men.”
Women (plural) have friends that are women(plural) and men (plural).
Typically, though, they only have the sex at one man (singular) at a time.
I became friends with several girls, one of whom became my girlfriend, and later my wife. We’re still friends.

“So if you’re her friend, you’re a vagina.”
Having a vagina =! being a vagina. You, however, are a prick.
Weird how that works.

“You ask this girl to be your gf, she rejects you but ask if we can still be friends. That’s a insult, she thinks less of you.”
Has any woman ever asked to be your friend, bubbles?

“A male and female aren’t suppose to be friends, they’re suppose to be love intrest.”
There are WAY too many people in the world to limit relationships this way.

“So basically you’re a vagina, because girls are suppose to be friends with girls, and fuck men.”
So then what does that make a sexless, whiny incel? No woman is your friend OR fucking you.

“Also girls are horrible friends, all they do is leech off you, and cause drama.”
I imagine if you were going to her kitchen and her fridge, and she asked, ‘Grab me a soda while you’re up?’ you’d call that leeching, because you’re doing all the work in the relationship.

“So when a girl rejects you, and puts you in the friendzone, it’s a insult.”
Not as much as if you compliment how tight her pants are and she calls HR.

Sharigan #fundie

“Here i will prove god exist.”
Can’t wait.

“ Can you see the brain exist just by looking at it..”
Um, how do you know about ‘the brain’ then? Someone has shown you a picture or drawing of a brain, right?
If we’re looking AT THE BRAIN we SEE THE BRAIN.
Did you mean, do we see Joe’s brain just by looking at Joe? Barring a horrible motorcycle accident, usually not. WHich Joe is pretty grateful for.

“nope but we know that its there inside of you right that keeps u alive”
We’ve cut a lot of people open and never found one that was able to bowl without having a brain, so the chances are good that even you have one.

“same way with god you cant see but its there all around us”
Dude, you didn’t even prove that brains exist, you just took it as an accepted fact.
How in the merry fuck of hell is that proof of God?

“in a form of humans so we can work together to achive sucess and harmony among us.”
Very poetic. Now, totally different question: Do you have any proof of God?

Sypher2k3 #fundie

“Alright, look, yes by living they [women] cause men to lust, but they ADD TO THE CAUSE by wearing bikinis. Therefore it is wrong.”
But the bible says if you’re a good Christain, you can NOT be made to sin. A true Christ-loving religionite could walk through a Playboy photoshoot and not be stirred by the slightest lust.
If you’re lusting, you need to work on your own salvation.
For the bible also says, if your eye is driving you to sin, you ought to pluck it out.

Ken Ham #fundie

“These are terrible reasons to make Darwin Day a national holiday. Putting aside the fact that Darwin was not an American,”
Neither was Saint Patrick.
Or Saint Valentine.
Or Columbus.
As an objection, this doesn’t really work.

“Darwinian evolution has no confirmation in observational science.”
A creationist distinction. You don’t have to celebrate Darwin Day if you insist on being stupid.

“Darwin isn’t a great example of “human curiosity and ingenuity”—he was compelled to come up with a way to explain life without God because he rejected God.”
And since this is a secular nation, this is…bad? I mean, it’s not true, but this is a horrible objection.

“And Darwin isn’t a “worthy symbol” of the promotion of “a common bond among all of Earth’s peoples.” He was racist”
Quite the opposite, if you read more than the book’s title.

The Conservative Hammer #fundie

“"Gay pride" parades are a disgrace to America,”
But, but… We keep bragging about our freedoms!?

“common decency,”
I’m old enough to remember when Christains voted for a guy that stole money from children with cancer, just so they could ‘protect the children’ in abortions. Common Decency is nothing like…

“and moral truth...”
I’m old enough to remember when the Christains above voted for him again.

“Their only purpose is to promote smut and sexual deviance...”
Okay. Neither of those are illegal. So what’s your REAL bitch?

“ They're culturally erosive,”
I don’t think you CAN erode a culture… You’re just pissed that THE culture we have doesn’t kowtow to your superstition.

“degrading,”
Hey, don’t kink-shame.

“ and absurd...”
Also not illegal.
I grew up watching Monty Python when I babysat on the West side of town, and at home watched Flip Wilson, Carol Burnett, and CSPAN.
Big hairy deal.

“And the fact that they exist is national tragedy”
Aw, does the gays hurt The Hammer in his little fee-fees?
So sad.
Wake up, bubbles, it’s their country, too.

Fisherman #fundie

“You can just ignore all the evidence of an intelligent designer.”
Like…what evidence?

“Ever been on a roundabout at the children's playground? What happens it it goes fast and you don't hold on? You will fly off!”
Yes, inertia does that, indeed.

"The earth spins much much faster yet we don't fly into space.”
The gravitational attraction between me and the roundabout is slightly below negligible. Not an apt analogy.

“The intelligent designer designed gravity so we can keep our feet on the ground.”
Gravity works, that’s NOT evidence it was designed. Not a supported conclusion.

David J. Stewart #fundie

"In sharp contrast to evolution, the Word of God aligns perfectly with science and nature.”
Yes, yes, the Earth is flat, the sky is solid, stars and planets are about as far above the Earth as the sun and the moon.
And all dating methods are wrong in the exact same way so they all show consistent results.
Uh huh…

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot #wingnut

“There is no evil today like”
You gotta wonder if there’s a clock over Davey’s desk. He feels a need to type up a column, looks at if the minute hand is pointing to schools, atheists, false bible translations, women in shorts, FREE SPACE, See 30-year-old-movie dartboard, spin the 50-year-old-TV-show dial, divorce courts… And THAT is the greatest evil mankind faces in the modern world.

Chad Aka "the sting of truth" #fundie

“ people bashing or hAting christians becAuse of our fAith in the truth..”
No one’s bashing you for your faith. Just the way you wield it like a club.

“i wonder if Any of them has ever heArd of blAise pascal And his wAger?”
Yes. It’s stupid.
It doesn’t change anyone’s mind.
It exists just for those who already believe to give themselves a pat on the back.

Chimera #fundie

“a whore and no one will hire her because she's gay.”
Okay, this whole thing is one big pot of stupid,but why would this be an impediment?
Twenty years on Navy Bases, I never used any prostitute outside the gate, but almost no one thought they wanted to have sex with a sailor. They want the money.
We used to make fun of the guys who thought the stripper, the prostitute, the escort, or even the Hooters waitress had real feelings for them.
Probably a good chance a lesbian prostitute would get MORE business… I knew two guys who were always insisting that they’d hired a lesbian hooker and sexed her SO WELL that they turned her straight.
Yes, yes, Mikey, she really loved you. And her boobs are natural, her hair color really IS Teal, and Tiffany IS the name her father gave her.

walkingtall #fundie

“This is the most inane statement I have ever heard in my life.”
Don’t watch TV during election years,I takeit?

“ Even when I was a die hard atheist I had to admit in my searches that Christianity had by far the most learned, intelligent people in history on their side and we got idiots like Darwin on ours.”
Darwin wasn’t an atheist. Evolution does not require atheism. Atheism doesn’t require evolution.
This is not really a refutation of the claim that Christainity is a scam, this is just ad hominem against evolution.

“Sorry to burst your bubble but Darwin was one of the least intelligent men of science of his time.”
What makes you think this is my bubble?
I really couldn’t care less if he could do sudoku in ink or couldn’t play chess without a cheat sheet. he had an idea, it’s withstood a LOT of scrutiny.
You are just bitter and lying. You were NEVER an atheist.

“His methods were absurd”
Such as? Can you detail where he went wrong?

“and his conclusions ridiculous and if what he stated did not have fervent fundamentalist atheist backing would have been rejected as the pure drivel it is.”
Pure poppycock.

“I knew this when I read it. I simply thought to myself "Well this is just one more example of someone stepping in poop and coming out smelling like a rose." ie getting the right result using totally wrong methods.”
And what, then, is the right method?

“I see better now.”
Isn’t lying something Jesus dislikes?

“ So NO son you are not an intellectual atheist.”
You haven’t even touched on his claim of intellectual status.

“ You are a fundamentalist of the highest order and there is no logic reason or critical thinking in your mindset. Sorry.”
Do you feel better,now? Got that off your chest?
Think you’re soul-winning, here?

generally #fundie

“1. Freedom and liberty are the foundation of our republic. Those should be the top priorities.”
Yes. And there’s no secular reason to discriminate based on race, religion, or sexuality.

“2. Same-sex “marriage” is a figment of the liberal imagination."
Dude, MARRIAGE is a figment of the imagination.
If i take three chicken breasts out of the fridge and cook one, you can point to which one has gone through the chemical change.
If i marry two breasts to each other, you won’t see any physical change. You have to imagine the bond.

“All those on the court who were STUPID enough to vote in favor of same-sex “marriage” should be removed from the bench for total incompetence. Even a 5-year-old would have more common sense than that.”
Well, it’s not common sense it’s the law. The law does not offer a rational fucking secular reason for this secular government to discriminate.
Screaming about the definition of words, in a living language, is a useless objection, too.

J.T. Ripper #fundie

“the funny thing about evolution, is that it throwsinto the mix an Intermediate Species, to see if itcan survive.”
No, there’s no intermediate species. A gene pool just evolves.

“Gays, fags, poof, whatever youcal'em are that intermediate species,”
No, they are not. They remain compatible with the rest of the human species and produce offspring when combined. I was alive in the 70s when closeted gays came out in droves, which was a surprise to their wives and children.

"theyhave no way to pass on there own genetic code,unique to that individuals in question, so they asa species have noway to continue and will nolonger be of concern in future generations, themutation that is in ther genes will disappear,oryou could look at it as though they are a geneticmiss fire.”
Um, no. As long as straight people have sex, some of their offspring will be gay. The gay members don’t need to reproduce to ensure this.

“one more thing thatgives me the shits is this "HOMOPHOBIA"garbage.”
The shits?

“ a phobia is a fear.”
Irrational fear or hatred, yes.

“as in a fear ofspiders, water, going out side, or close spaces.who honestly has a fear of gays???”
It’s not the fear itself that defines a phobia, it’s whether your aversions are rational.
A fear of explosives is rational.
Thinking that gays are a subspecies of humans is bone-headed ignorance, and your name-calling is a sign of irrational hatred.

“really, what acrock... we dont fear you, we show no reagard foryou,”
Well, that’s not true. You’re spending a lot of time being very wrong about them.

“ you are a sub-species,”
You fail biology forever.

“ doomed to becomeextinct,”
Wishful thinking.

livinginhell101 #sexist

“In good families, parents should ensure sisters fuck their brothers to help them build confidence”
How would that build confidence?
If no woman wants to fuck you, forcing a woman to fuck you because you’re related does NOT make any other woman want to fuck you.

I mean, making kids learn to cook, laundry, clean, shop, gives them skills.
All this gives you is a wet hug.

“Families need to stick together, sisters today only make their brothers' lives worse by existing and taking his resources,”
His resources? What an entitled little shit.

“flaunting boyfriends in his face and not giving a shit about his well being as evident from many examples including ER.”
Do you really want to fuck such girls to improve your outlook or to punish them for existing?

“I can only agree completely. Incest is hot as fuck.”
You know that most of the people who act out incest in porn are not related, right?
Porn isn’t real.

“Sisters, cousins, moms, or any other family females. Should be registered as property of the head of the household or oldest male.”
Yes, yes. ‘I cannot attract women, someone should change everyone else’s reality so that women are forced to fuck me.’

“He can just do whatever he wants, no laws, no rights for females.”
Because any woman with an opinion would deny me and that’s untolerable.

Rick Warden #fundie

“6. If PZ Myers' opinion is true, that morality is based on feelings of empathy, then he should be morally justified to go into a field and sodomize a lonely sheep if he wants to.”
No. Because our greater society has empathy with everyone in that society which suggests to us that sex without consent is bad.
Animals cannot consent, nor can minors, the cognitively disabled (either through natural limitations or pollutants in their brain chemistry), and (so far) artificial intelligences.

magnolia #fundie

So, you don’t believe in killing in self-defense? Just let God take care of it?
You don’t believe in stand-your-ground? God’ll take care of it?
You never go to the doctor? Never took a cavity to the dentist? You don’t wear glasses?
It’s all God’s decision, in his hands?

I mean, if you think a woman with an ectopic pregnancy should just…hope, then you believe in greater miracles than the mugger’s bullet bouncing off your rib.

GenderCriticalDad #fundie

“Who I have cleaned shit and puke off, waited endless hours in hospitals for, bought clothes, toiletries and towels for.”
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you expect some sort of return on this investment of your time and money? Do you think this gives you some sort of ownership of him?
His being transgendered is not a reflection on you, YOU having bought him a towel is not an obligation on him.
We bring them into the world and we protect them and do everything we can to make them happy. We do not try to guilt them into being what makes US Happy you flaming narcissist.

“But I hate the ideology that led her there”
It’s not the ideology, it’s human nature, which has included transgendered individuals for about (checks notes) all of human history.

“ and I hate it still when she repeats it.”
Look up a Doctor Henry Benjamin.

“Sometimes is really hard not to hate her.”
Why? What does he do that you HATE? Your kid’s trying to find himself, and you not only dismiss his needs, you insist that he live by YOUR needs.

Sypher2k3 #fundie

“I do not need sex to live.”
Quite right.

“God strike me down with lightning if I ever have sex, married or not married.”
So, not going to have a Catholic wedding?

“Lust is evil. Period.”
Okay, you’re gay, you don’t have to pound it in.

“This discussion on lust should be over.”
I don’t see why, I don’t give much a rat’s what YOU want to ban.

Jewish Philosopher #fundie

“Atheists love fun!”
Why, yes, I do!

“He's having fun - smoking and stinking of tobacco.”
The only time i have stunk of tobacco was when I cleaned the lounge on the ship.

“He's having fun - having sex with various average looking women and then wondering what that rash he keeps getting is and why it burns when he urinates.”
I’ve been completely faithful to my wife since we met, thanks.

“He's having fun - drinking all night and waking up in mid-day depressed and with a splitting headache.”
I had a beer in high school, and a glass of champagne at my wedding. Nothing much else.

“He's having fun - masturbating while using the Internet to the point where he is having difficulty ever functioning sexually at all.”
My diabetes took away my erection, not my masturbating.

“He's having fun - taking more and more prescription pain pills, which make him more and more sick, to try and fight off his depression.”
Even when I saw a therapist for my depression i didn’t take any drugs. And I only saw her for about six visits.

“He's having fun - being poor because he can't hold a job.”
Just stereotypes with you, huh? I was in the Navy with a clearance above Top Secret for 20 years, and I’ve held my current job, with a secret clearance, for 25 years.
And we’re about to redecorate the kitchen.

“He's having fun - being alone, because he's so selfish no one wants to be around him.”
Married for 39 years, you self-absorbed idiot.

“He's having so much fun that he wishes he were dead.”
Not even close.

You are just spherically wrong. Wrong from every angle, every view.

Badfish #fundie

“Evolution does say that we evolved from monkeys”
Where? Textbook, please?

“and micro organisms.”
Well, yes, way, WAY back there.

“Particularly hard core evolutionists.”
What, um, what else is there?
We accept evolution or we do not. Even ID accepts evolution. Just thinks that Irreducible Complexity is a thing…

bevets #fundie

“Evolution is an elaborate fairy tale propigated by atheists.”
If you’re going to use unfamiliar words, turn your spellchecker back on.

“They are hell bent on explaining away their Creator as if they could only disbelieve hard enough maybe they could make reality go away.”
SO, it’s your idea that I KNOW there’s an omniscient judge who knows my every decision and motivation, and think I can fool him?
That’s dumber than a fire extinguisher full of flour.

"Visit any forum and it doesnt take long to see atheists patting themselves on their backs for their superior rationality”
Well, if you really think that your arguments hold water, how could we NOT see ourselves as superior?

“but resorting to argument ad hominem and changing the subject rather than confront the evidence.”
What evidence? You have a bible? And…?

Josh Bernstein #wingnut #psycho

“I think that we should have a permanent ban on delivering goods and services into big, blue dominant liberal cities in America.”
Okay.
And the incredibly huge trucking industry will survive by shipping… what? To where?

“I think that the truckers should boycott big blue cities in California, New York and Chicago and Houston, and everywhere else—Detroit—anywhere where there are tons of registered Democrats.”
Ah. So not by how they’re voting, but by their political affiliation.
So they can all change to BE republicans, and vote Democrat and just look surprised at the election results, and you’ll be okay with that?

“I would do it, honestly, by ZIP code. So, in other words, I’m sure these groups that are forming can get ahold of voter registrations in some of these big cities and cities that are dominated with Democrats.”
Yes, sure, there’s no legal problem with using the voter registrations for political revenge.

“You get nothing. You get nothing delivered. You get no food.”
In the age of the gig economy, you’re going to create a market for businesses to compete with you for the job you won’t do anymore. And this will hurt THEM?

“You get no shelter.”
No shelter? How the hell do you think you can boycott apartments?

“You can get no water.”
I wasn’t aware that water came into town by truck… What the hell are all these pipes in my basement, then?

“You get no supplies. You get nothing until this illegal administration, this treasonous dictatorship, steps down.”
Boy this post didn’t age well, did it?

CaptainRoboT2 #fundie

“I'm so angry right now.”
So angry you rush to the internet to vent…

“I was doing some searches for "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" on Kazaa,”
Did you use the quotes?

“ and all that kept coming up was porn! I'm so shocked that Kazaa actually swaps porn!”
Dude, you literally asked for it. That’s how searches work. Of course, some people pay to get their pages moved to head-of-the-line. That’s also how it works, it’s not a conspiracy. It’s capitalism.

“Later on, I was board,”
Ow.

“so I just searched for "A" to see what would come up. Lo and behold, there's some rap and college papers, but the most stuff that pops up is porn!”
Lo. And beholders.
Sharp learning curve.

“I search for "B", then "C", then "D" then "E", and for everyone one”
Every one.

“of those letters I searched for, porn was always the most stuff that came up.”
Did you not understand that the reason computers were invented was to find, sort, and store porn?

“Crap like this makes me sick .”
So this was 2003? How could you be surprised?
I knew the internet was full of porn in 1990.

“You KNOW we're in the end times when stuff like this happens.”
No, I do not. Welcome to Earth, people here are horny.

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie #homophobia

“Many parents foolishly think their daughter is honoring them by enrolling into the U.S. military. Let me tell you something, if your daughter is 40 years old and has a career, but no husband or children, she is a total failure in life!”
Oh, no, a failure in the eyes of pillow-fucker Stewie.
Such the shame. Horrible the status.

“YOUR DAUGHTER IS TURNED ASIDE AFTER SATAN!!!”
Okay.

“God said that, not me, so get mad at God.”
I don’t believe in gods and I don’t give two fucks what you think, so…no. Not likely. I’ll just dismiss you AND your superstition.

“1st Timothy 5:14-15,”
Oh, no, the BIBLE! I am helpless before your quoting powers!

“I promise you ladies, based upon the inspired Words of God, that YOU WILL RUE THE DAY in eternity, that you chose to pursue a career instead of God's will for your life. God's will for young women (as you just read in 1st Timothy 5:14-15) is marriage and motherhood. You will find a Christian husband in your local New Testament Bible-believing church.”
Yeah, i believe she’ll have to get back to you on that.

“If you don't like that, tough, it is THE TRUTH!”
Dude, she left you.
And your daughter joined the military.
Keep telling yourself THEY are the failures, not you.

"God didn't create women to be soldiers, He made them to be a “help meet” (Genesis 2:18) at home to a husband. Our whole God damned American society today is money-oriented, instead of family-oriented.”
You cheated on your wife and you accuse US of not being family oriented?
What a pathetic waste of oxygen you are.

"Masculine females are dishonoring their Creator, because God made them to be feminine, sweet, soft and compliant.”
Dude, post your masturbation fantasies to someplace like Adult Fanfiction.net.

“The entire premise for the lesbian movement is a blurring of the lines between the sexes.”
No, pretty sure lesbians are very clear about the sexes.

“The Devil wants to confuse everybody if he can.”
Seems like you’re the one who’s confused. And stil l trying to fight your divorce, though that’s a done deal.

Ogie237 #fundie

“The only peer-reviewed study I need is the WORD of GOD.”
So your premise is that Genesis is literal truth, and evolution is false.

“It has never and will never be found wrong.”
Genesis says the Earth is Flat. The sky is solid. The sun and the stars are about the same distance from the ground.

“So A= GOD did it, then that leads to B=evolution cannot be proven.”
The question is how those are connected. But that’s your premise.

HawkeyeLonewolf #fundie

“And this goes along with the end of the USA thread.
LOTR actually promotes GOOD vs. EVIL. Not a specific religion.”
You do know that LOTR wasn’t written in the USA, right?

“Harry Pothead promotes EVIL vs EVIL... and the religion of witchcraft -- even using some real people as characters.”
Pot? Even the Slytherins weren’t shown using pot.
And witchcraft isn’t a religion
What real person does a Potter cameo?
And Potter wasn’t written in the USA.

“But because idiot parents let their idiot kids read them because "at least it gets them to read" crap, we have to suffer through the hypocracy.”
At least the ones who read a lot can spell Hypocrisy….

“Toss the kid a Playboy and I'll be he'll read too.”
I did enjoy some of the articles, especially the interviews.

national-syndicalist-action-blog #sexist

“Relationships are not about love, that’s a modernist lie.”
Well, mine sure is. I love my wife, my kids, my granddaughter, my parents, my sister…

“Love should come later in the relationship,”
So the relationships IS about love, eventually?

“and not be a core basis.”
I’m guessing you’re not and never have been in a real relationship. You may have told yourself you were, but that came as a surprise to the other person.

“Nearly no couple ever loves each other after a couple years together, they just tolerate each other.”
Or, you absolutely cannot understand love and misunderstand the relationships you’re not part of.

"Naturally women want a man who can support them,”
Ha. My wife had more jobs than I’d ever had when we met, and owned her own car. She didn’t need me to support her.

“and give them strong children that he can also support,”
It’s our family, we both support them.

“a man wants a female who can take care of the home and the children and give him strong children.”
I cook more than she does, i do the laundry, she manages the savings and is coordinating our next redecorating project.

“It’s nature, sweetcheeks, get with it, or get out”
It’s love, you sexist, you’re just ill equipped to experience it.

Ray Comfort #fundie

“However, evolution believes that male and female in 1.4 different kinds of animals, birds, fish and insects just happened.”
You are really flogging the stupidest lies.

“It was unplanned, a coincidence, an accident, or just fate.”
Um, ‘fate’ is planned, Genius. That’s why it’s inescapable, someone detailed it.
And ‘unplanned’ is not the same as coincidence or accident, and neither of those is what Evolution teaches.

“That belief is intellectual suicide.”
Sure, sure, bananaman. Evolutionary theory is a dead end. Well, your caricature of it might be…

“BTW. Adaptation (not Darwinian evolution) is occurring all the time.”
Feel free to show that there is a difference?

“See www.evolutionVsGod.com for details of the confusion of most believers in evolution.”
But evolution is not versus gods, dork. It’s neutral on the supernatural.

FACEandLMS #fundie

“In refugee camps, in the middle of war, there may not be food but you can fuck."
I imagine a woman holding a starving child, hoping her other kids can steal just enough food to keep it alive, and OP walks up: Hey! We can have SEX! You ready?

“Incels are the equivalent of a man dying of thirst next to a water fountain.”
No, you’re not. You’re not dying from lackanookie.
And incels are sitting at a picnic table, thirsty, while someone at a completely different table doesn’t want to let you drink from her water bottle.

“It's funny how I can access 100s of 1000s of women's naked bodies through my PC screen, yet IRL, I can't get 1.”
That’s not funny. That’s commerce. They get something from making their picture available, either money or notoriety or self esteem, but there’s nothing you have that they want worth touching you.

"So many women are willing to fuck if cash and a camera are present, but if a good man who wants to love her and share good times with her shows up, NNnnnnnnnnnope!!!!! What a fucking joke.”
You’re an incel. You identify with a group of narcissistic misogynist sexists. Many of you are not that ugly but you open your mouth and become toxic.

“Anyone who wants to live on this planet is bluepilled or a chad.”
Then why are you still here?

“While I am not able to override the survival instinct right now, if an illness befell me, and I would legit die, I wouldn't be seeking medical treatment beyond pain relief. I'm fine with dying.”
Jesus Fucking Tapdancing Christ. You won’t even take responsibility for your own death! You want someone else to provide you with a woman, you want someone else to take your life, you want someone else to take women’s right to say ‘no’ away.

Wackyboy #fundie

“God can not be proven to exist.”
Yep, scientifically. The gods would be supernatural entities, beyond the scope of science.

“ God also can not be disproved to exist.”
Again, beyond the scope of science, too.

“I am not sure if the atheists within earshot are going to concede this as well or not, if not I would appreciate if they would prove me wrong.”
No, you’re right, far as that goes.

“It is irrational to believe in that which can not be proven.”
Okay. I’m not an atheist because someone proved to me that there are no gods.
I’m an atheist because the arguments FOR the gods are really bad. Presuppositionist, ancient myths, anonymous scripture, poor math, poorer history, piss-poor science, and a COMPLETE lack of understanding of what evolution actually is.

Ray Comfort #fundie

You have to remember that this is Ray Comfort.
He’s not trying to confront anyone about the facts.
He’s trying to reassure a few million creationists that they’re not in the wrong. Sure, he’ll admit in court that the banana is a human development, but on his site, he tells his followers that scientists are wrong and stupid. So they’ll buy his books and vote for creationist-friendly politicians.

Anon #conspiracy

@TheVaudevillain #253643

During the Manhattan Project, a scifi magazine published a story that caught some people’s eye. Seemed too close to what they were trying to do in the project. So, two agents visited the publisher to try to figure out where the leak was.
He managed to convince them that it was just hard scifi, someone playing around with the science that was already known, speculative fiction. There was no leak, no one was spying, and even if he did, he’d have picked a better way to get the information to any enemy than publishing it a month later and hoping no editor changed a crucial detail.
They were finally satisfied and got up to leave. And he said, “Also, I already know where your project is. Every physicist who subscribes to this magazine sent in a change of address to Los Alamos.”

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

“Do you realize that evolutionists CANNOT display even ONE single proof of evolution...NOT ONE!”
No, no proof.
Just a mountain of evidence you can’t refute or dismiss.

“Evolution is for stupid people, stupid because they refuse to acknowledge the Word of God in their life.”
Evolution does not demand, or suggest, or even parallel atheism, you ignorant opinionated jackass. Science is neutral on the supernatural.
You can acknowledge any of the gods AND the evidence for evolution without the slightest conflict.
You just havea difficulty believing that Genesis is literal, but that’s your problem.

“There is NO WAY you can believe the Bible and evolution.”
Genesis as a parable… Done.

“ Genesis chapter one is very clear that God created this earth as we know it today in 6 days.”
Uh huh. But ‘clear’ is not really evidence that it was not meant as a metaphor.

"The Bible is very accurate in its chronology. The Bible dates itself from creation up until the end of the Old Testament.”
No, the Bible doesn’t. Fallible humans have added up the generations, which are not corroborated, and established a date. The Bible doesn’tsay that theGarden was 6000 years ago.

“There is nothing to prove the THEORY of evolution (and that's all evolution really is...a bogus theory).”
Yes, it’s a theory, no that doesn’t mean what you think it does.

“ There is a God! How do I know? Simply because He lives in my heart.”
So, the ‘fuck your feelings’ crowd bases everything on their feelings?
Good one.

“ At age 12, I was receptive to the Holy Spirit's conviction in my heart that I needed to get saved. I willingly accepted Christ as my personal Saviour. I hadn't had my faith shaken yet by some godless teacher or professor.”
Yes, yes, you’re constant like the Northern Star. Of course, some change might have gotten you a wife by now…

HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC #fundie

“Every parent has a duty and a right to know what is going on in their minor child's life when their health is concerned.”
Eh. Told them when I had my first beer.
And I wasn’t a minor when i finally had sex, but I told them anyway.

“ The reason the pro-choice community is so upset is because Planned Parenthood has told them and you to dance to their tune.”
No, I was pro choice for reasons independent of anything PP ever told me.

“Dance boy dance! And don't forget to donate to your local planned parenthood chapter.”
I don’t think i ever donated, either.

Prince Abdullah #fundie

“Come see thy evidence here!”
Thy?
Do you mean ‘thine’, maybe? ‘Evidence’ starts with a vowel. So, thine evidence is correct.
Thy Stupidity would be the proper use of ‘thy.’
Thy bullshit, thy schizophrenia, thy paranoia.
Thine idiocy.

“It will not come to you, unless ye wish Me to send Lucifer at you,”
93 Highland Avenue. We’re about 100 feet back from the road. Don’t use the front door, it’s blocked right now.

“being you do not believe Me.”
Capitalizing your pronoun but not mine?
I don’t believe you AND I think you’re an arrogant son of a whore.

“A cold chill in the night.”
We run the AC all night long. On my side of the bed.

“ Nighmares”
Very close female horses?

“and oppression,”
Meh. I was enlisted. Had a couple of officers who’d been to the Academy.
Do your worst.

“suffocation”
Yeah, I had a heart attack last year. Couldn’t catch my breath.

“and you will not be able to wake up unless you say God!”
Which one? Ptah? Odin? Marduk? Tiamat?

“Is that what you seek for evidence!”
That should be a question mark, right? RIGHT!

“It would not be right I have to lower myself to actually sicking the evil,”
Sic. Not sick.
Sounds like a pompous idiot saying, “I can’t fight you my hands are registered lethal weapons” so you don’t get your ass beat.

“even I have Authority over as the Brother of Jesus Christ on you.”
Double dog dare you you jackass.

Sceadugenden #racist

“My eldest son came in from school yesterday and informed me he may be getting in trouble for making racist remarks in class.”
You do know that ‘free speech’ only means that the government cannot silence you, right? And that doesn’t apply to hate speech?
THere are still consequences for what you say. You can say it as much as you want, but face the consequences every time.

"The heinous " crimes" were asking if albinos were a race.”
Then he’s stupid.

“ daring to call black people by their scientific name, Negroids,"
You have, then, a scientific reference to support this claim?

“and dis agreeing with the " out of Africa theory".”
That’s not racist. Unless, of course, he based his disagreement on him ‘not coming from that negroid country’ or something.

“Looks like I get the chance to tell the Marxist self hating hand wringing teachers how things really are .”
I think there’s a sharp learning curve up ahead. But not for the marxists…

Datuk Dr Zulkifli Hasan #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #fundie #dunning-kruger #crackpot

“Malaysia’s Minister for Religious Affairs has been criticised after saying work stress can cause people to adopt an LGBTQ+ identity,”
Yes, that’s why everyone comes back from a war zone turned gay.

Nouveau #fundie

“That is another reason I reject atheist dishonesty.”
How do you know honesty from dishonesty?

“God can't lie.”
This is true. Neither can Emperor Palpatine.

“Atheist accusations are NOT truth based.”
Ah. So if you don’t LIKE what i say, it’s a lie.

“ God wrote exactly why He was required to punish and destroy wicked mankind.”
This would be the mankind that he repented making? Because they were made wicked? By (checks notes) Him?

“ The Flood. Who teaches atheists to lie about the Flood?”
There was no flood. There’s no evidence for it.

“Atheists in their global dishonesty accuse God of murder.”
Well, story is that he made us, he judged us for being THE WAY he made us, and he punished us for being as he made us. That’s a shitload of murder.

“ Don't lie about God. Lying about God does run off rational people from atheism.”
Why? Atheists don’t believe in god, they won’t rationally defend God’s character.

“My Bible contains not a single reference to a theist killing a person.”
If you’re just going to lie, whybother to type?

"Ironic that atheists have started threads lying about what is in my Bible.”
that’s not irony,that’s you being an idiot.

.:::.fof.:::. #fundie

“were not freaking pokemon come on, do you think a fish really turned into a monkey”
That’s not evolution, no.
And the only reason ‘pokemon’ uses ‘evolve’ is because the translators thought kids wouldn’t understand ‘metamorphose.’

“and that a monkey turned into a human?”
Nope. Not what evolution fucking teaches.

“ fish breath water,”
Ever heard of lungfish?

“ monkeys throw phieces at each other”
I spent a week standing watch at Legal Hold in boot camp. The guys in the crazy ward threw feces at each other.

“werre way different.”
Not from where I’ve stood.

“ GO CREATION THEORY”
Dude, you have a story. Not a theory. You have two chapters in a book that contradict each other and claim both are true.

kirkz2006@yahoo.com #fundie

“Even if a Muslim won't kill you, he might get in your face and demand you stop eating a burger with bacon on it”
You mean like Christains screaming at people who say ‘Happy Holidays’? Religious fanatics like that?

“or demand you keep your dog instead [sic] so he can't see it.”
You mean like Christains screaming about gays ‘shoving their sexuality down my throat’? Religious fanatics like that?

“And, of course, any reference to another religion must be censored in public.”
Like any single time the opening prayer for a legislature is NOT Christain?

“Sharia gangs roam the streets enforcing Sharia in certain parts of cities in Europe.”
And Christains have made abortion illegal in red states, increasing the number of women who die of pregnancy? Like that shit?
Shut.
The.
Fuck.
Up.

Michael Savage #fundie

“I don't like a woman married to a woman.”
My heart bleeds for you.

“It makes me want to puke.”
I will give you $5 for a bucket.

“I want to vomit when I hear it.”
I kinda got that idea from the ‘puke’ comment.

“ I think it's child abuse.”
Wow. I am amazed, absolutely fucking AMAZED that you used the correct ’it’s’ for this comment. Because this is shit-for-brains stupid sort of thinking. The whole point of marriage is ‘between consenting adults,’ and you leap to ‘child abuse?’

Mrs Debbie #fundie

Oboehner #fundie

“FYI humans are unique in their ability to reason and sexual attraction.”
Uh huh. Sure. Octopuses were just naturally born with the knowledge to climb out of aquarium tanks to eat other exhibits at night, then go back before the staff arrives in the morning. Because that’s what they do in the wild.

And Kenyan officials blame gay tourists for teaching gay lions to be gay. Not sure how that would work, but there you go.

“Trying to legitimize sexual deviance by falsely claiming that non-human animals take on same-sex mates for life and engage in same-sex activities for pleasure is paramount to a lie.”
Paramount to a lie?
Gay animals outranks a lie?
Do you mean tantamount?
Or, hell, do you MEAN paramount?

“Using your logic,”
Says the guy who uses words he can’t define….

“your comparison of the actions of animals to humans means you admit that you feel incest, cannibalism, and yes even pedophilia is normal acceptable human behavior.,”
Um, no? Gay behavior is observed in animals. It’s not unique to humans.
In itself that does not mean I feel homosexual behavior is acceptable, much less incest, cannibalism, licking your own asshole, or pedophilia.
You logic as if you have brain damage.