The world is ruled by a Satanic Cabal
Take a good long look at the world and tell me it looks like anyone is in charge of anything. If they were, things would be running far more smoothly than they are. Oh right, you believe in cartoon supervillains who do bad things because bad is fun.
The Rothschilds are at the core of the Global Conspiracy
Yes, yes, we know; the Rothschilds are Jewish, hence big bad scary evil boogitymen. They don’t have nearly enough money to run the world, you know.
The NSA has the evidence against all of the Deep State criminals
When you have evidence of criumes, and then slow-walk doing anything about them, that’s corruption.
Trump was recruited by the military to run for president
What qualifies the draft-dodging slumlord for political office? Why him and not someone - oh, I dunno - smart? Or competent? Or not an incestuous pedophilic rapist? Why was the only available option for ‘Saviour of Mankind’ the absolute worst person for the job?
Had Hillary won, the "White Hats" would have attempted a coup (surely followed by a civil war)
“If our rigged election to get Donald Superman Trump elected to the office of formentioned ‘Saviour of Mankind’ had somehow failed, we would have subverted democracy and ousted a duly elected president who isn’t an incompetent cartoon caritcature of an asshole! That, somehow, makes us the good guys!”
Epstein Island is the "keystone" which, when it is removed, will collapse the whole rotten structure
Prove it. Tell Donald to release the files, not the ‘Philes.
Evidence had to be introduced legally (albeit by clever means and in secretive tribunals)
True justice works in the light. If you need secret tribunals to get things done, you’re probably not on the right side.
Trump's emergency Executive Orders gave him power to disappear people and seize assets
“And that makes him the hero of this story!”
"These people are sick" -- They rape and torture children
Prove it. Provide one iota that any of this is real, and not just the fever dreams of some tinfoil-chewing racists still butthurt that President Black Guy dared to president while a black guy.
Many Congressmen would be "resigning" as cover for forced removals
So…Lindsay Graham and Mitch the Bitch are still alive, but in a special secret gulag?
Trump is working with Russia (Putin) and Xi (China) to defeat the New World Order
Right, Trump is gonna defeat global communism by working with a communist, and a man wistful for the days when his country was communist. I already think you’re an idiot, there’s no need to gild that lily.
Dangerous players had to be removed quietly. A direct frontal assault was too dangerous
We only have your word that any of these people slated to be ‘removed’ are ‘dangerous’. Sorry, Mike, ‘trust me, bro’ don’t fly in the real world. Prove. It.
The Mossad controls the CIA
Prove. It.
Israel is being "saved for last"
What you gonna do? Arrest an entire country? Oh right, you’re solution is a ‘final’ one, isn’t it?
We are watching a "movie" with actors
That movie? Neal Breen’s “Godzilla.”
The movie's climax will feature lots of scary drama, an Emergency Alert and mass arrests
Also, a kung fu fight with puppets, a musical number, PSX-era CGI, and of course, a nude scene with Kevin Bacon.
The economic and political liberation is to be worldwide
And if there’s one person you can just trust with your global financial future, it’s the idiot who bankrupted multiple Las Vegas idiot-proof money-factories.