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AV1611VET #fundie

“I see craters in this earth made by rock abrasions during the Flood.”
Really?
See a lot of floods these days that leave craters behind?
I remember a dam burst when I was twelve, the affected areas were best described as ‘mud flats.’
There’s a LOT of flooding across the country right now. Not seeing too many rock-abrasion-craters being reported on the news.
Other than a DESPERATE need to flog your favorite superstitious sourcebook, what is the basis of your interpretation of any famous meteor crater?

Specter #fundie

"EVERYONE thinks in terms of THEMSELVES.”
If that were true, how would you go about writing this sentence?

“Everyone judges the world from their own set of standards.”
I don’t have access to standards that aren’t mine…

“Everyone believes themselves to be "moderate"”
Hardly. I tend to think of myself as conservative because of things i think are no one’s business but mine. But everyone tells me that makes me liberal…

“A proabortionist thinks killing their own baby is a moderate view.”
Again, no, making her own decision about her body should be a conservative view.

“Anyone who disagrees is "FAR right"”
That would depend on their REASON for disagreeing, no?

“In the end it is God's Law and the Constitution that defines "moderation"”
In the end I could give a fuck about your god’s law…

“You are an "extremist" if you stray from THAT standard.”
You’re an extremist if you think YOUR god saying no means I can’t do something.

“Yes, Halley, you are an extremist Communist.”
Betcha 400 quatloos you can’t define ‘communism’ the same way two times in a row.

Adam Wenocur #psycho #pratt

Kinda weird that Israel is the only nation allowed to defend itself, but not Palestine, Lebanon, Iran…

Alexander Duncan #fundie #racist #wingnut

Oh so you’re against Trump then… oh wait, no you’re not…

SmugMohito #sexist

“If you are a non virgin with a girlfriend and friends then your life is automatically perfect.”
Well, that’s original. Usually they’re bitching that if you didn’t lose your virginity in 7th grade or something, your life is shit.

“You are not allowed to feel sad or depressed about ANYTHING.”
Oh,no. It’s not original.
This is exactly the thinking that no woman can cry about rape as long as people are starving somewhere. It’s not bad as long as someone has it worse. But here, you can’t have any problems because _I_ have it WORST!

“It's disrespectful to the virgins who actually have a reason to be sad and can't get feel better sex.”
No, sweetie. Thinking your problem is something that cancels out my depression is disrespectful to every other human on the planet.

Let me break your leg, then point to someone with BOTH legs broken and see if you comprehend the difference.

Heru Sankofa #homophobia #conspiracy #wingnut

“nd transform the main character… into… a….. FAGGOT! There is no good reason for it. None whatsoever.”
Oh, don’t sell yourself short, darling! If i create a fictional character, and give them a trait that makes your sphincter contract while you spit slurs, and lose your aplomb to become a whiny homophobe stereotype, that’s an up-check for me.
Pissing you off could be the ONLY reason that supports me making gay or transgendered characters. It’s not, but it certainly could be you thin skinned, entitled, wanker.

Jeremy_s_Evil_Twin #sexist #psycho

Say what you like, OP.

Gary Glitter thought the same way you do: and the only way he’s leaving prison is in a box.

Do you want to be in his gang…?!

It never ceases to horrify me how so many NAMBLA/NAWBLA/nambla advocates seem to inhabit the Straight dope forums

“I always saw that so-called crime as a bittersweet “forbidden romance”,”
Yes, it’s forbidden.
Yes, it’s statutory rape.
Your jealousy and his willingness does NOT make it NOT BE RAPE.

"After all, he sought HER out, when she was released from jail the first time!”
But as the adult, the burden is on her to NOT BREAK THE LAW.

"Also interesting to see that her “victim”"
Oh, do shove the scare quotes up your ass with a 20 pound sledge.

“is now suing the school for “failing to protect him”, and I can’t help but wonder…has his therapist convinced him that he was truly abused, and he’s working to set things right, or has age corrupted him to the point where he’s seeking out the big bucks?”
Doesn’t matter if someone else convinced him to see it as a bad thing or if he just came to realize that it was bad, the burdern WAS ON THE ADULTS to NOT BREAK THE LAW.

"A la Michael Jackson’s alleged lover…”
Dude, no matter how much monty you pay the parent, being rich never makes a thing not be illegal. ‘Willingness’ is not ‘consent.’

David Parker #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

@Yutolia #269145
Yeah, it’s just silly how Ken Starr investigated Clinton for 6 years and found a blowjob that hadn’t even happened when he started looking, but anyone investigating actual crimes by Bonespurs or his friends is just a bitter loser?

Connie Johnson Waterman #wingnut #fundie

Blue Texas. Blexas if you will.

Yeah insult him, I don't care, he won. Oh and Texas has a Democrat Governor too. Been a while. I only remember the last one because of King of the Hill.

Alexander Duncan #fundie #racist #wingnut

You don't get to talk about electing pedophiles when you voted for Trump.

Just remember, when you vote for Trump you are voting for a narcissistic, lying, cheating, stealing, murdering, child raping slum lord who has neither virtues nor morals.

David Parker #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

I am laughing at Elon. He moved his company head quarters to Texas, put in half a billion dollars to elections to help Republicans and what happens? Texas flips blue and Democrats win big really big. All that money wasted.

Love it.

bitter little Democrats

Hoo boy do you have that wrong. We’re the ones who won on Tuesday. Maybe you haven’t figured that out yet? We aren’t bitter and we sure af aren’t little. Go look in the mirror if you really want to see those qualities,

<@KeithInc.> #269140

Weird how they’re bitter, huh? About his manipulation of the voting machines, his destruction of the habitat, his being an illegal alien while fighting against illegal aliens? Weird…

The entire reason he and Trump created DOGE is because Musk wanted to destroy departments that were investigating him and he also wanted to remove/cancel any contracts with his competitors. For example, USAID was investigating the financing of Starlink terminals in Ukraine. They were also looking into how some Russians may have gained access to those terminals.

Musk’s Neuralink was being investigated by both the SEC and the FDA. There have been allegations of extreme cruelty due to him rushing things. He wanted everything out faster which led to things like botched surgeries and other errors that humans make when we are rushing a project. The SEC was investigating because there is evidence that Musk has misled investors regarding its safety and the results of animal testing. The FDA is investigating because those at Neuralink have not been keeping good records and there have been a number of quality assurance failures that Musk has tried to hide.

The Dems really have their work cut out for them.

EnvironmentalBuy9510 #ableist #fundie

kleyau #sexist

"Dating a stripper should be a requirement for any aspiring alpha.”
Oh, please. ACTUAL alphas date whoever they want. YOU can’t set requirements. And 70% of the sailors that I’ve seen with strippers were kids who were basically first time in the world without adult supervision. Hardly even Zetas. Just unsupervised children.
Of course, incels judge a woman by how many men are jealous to see her at his elbow. that’s all SMV is, and stripper SMV is high.

“It’s definitely not a long term thing, but you will learn a great deal about women, but even more about other men.”
Incels learn nothing, though, they just confirm some of the blackpill.

“Because strippers have stories, and when you’re her man, she’ll tell you all about the rest of the tools in the world”
Oh, look, OP bought a lot of drinks for a woman who told him all the other men are losers.

Connie Johnson Waterman #wingnut #fundie

@Zinnia #269126
Ah. Like the guy who says ‘my roommate says this place is haunted, but I’ve been here for 240 years and I haven’t seen anything unutual….’

Alexander Duncan #fundie #racist #wingnut

"ust remember, when you vote for a Muslim, you are voting for someone who holds a demon-possessed pedophile as the highest level of virtue and morality”
Yeah, how many muslims on Epstein’s list?
Because I can name a few Christains you self-absorbed, racist, fearmongering superstitious hand tool.

David Parker #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

“The person I feel the worst for today is Elon,”
I’m old enough to remember the words of an ancient philosophy, which were popular when I was younger.
Fuck your feelings. Does fuck your feelings work for you?

“because all he wants to do is build things and make humanity interplanetary;”
Poor guy had a chance and the budget to end world hunger and said, nah, I’m gonna put a car in orbit.
The guy who decided on his own to stop supporting the side of the Ukraine war that was contracting f or his support.
The guy who couldn’t make high-speed rail wor, which i’m sure was on purpose to make sure people needed cars, which he sells.
Yeah, fuck him and his lifty goals…

“and now he's going to have to spend so much time and resources fighting bitter little Democrats.”
Weird how they’re bitter, huh? About his manipulation of the voting machines, his destruction of the habitat, his being an illegal alien while fighting against illegal aliens? Weird…

“Like a lion having to swat at flies all day.”
Aw, poor baby. Imagine if he HAD ended world hunger, though? He could then build anything and no one would question The Hero.Shucks, hoist on his own petard…

Alexander Duncan #fundie #racist #wingnut

…compared to what: an orange… thing mentioned so many times in the Epstein Files?

Congrats, Al: you’ve just made IMAX obsolete.

EnvironmentalBuy9510 #ableist #fundie

As an autistic Satanist, it is not me who will be making excuses in front of your christ on a stick. He better have some decent ones for my intersex blueprint or else. It is your god who should be making them excuses to you but maybe you have forgotten? Huh?

Connie Johnson Waterman #wingnut #fundie

@jdcm #269105
That’s a hilarious interpretation but he was actually talking about the immaculate conception. Right wingers find the idea that a woman would be given a choice in whether or not she is impregnated highly disturbing.

From https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/CowboyBeBopAtHisComputer/MythAndReligion

“The Immaculate Conception is a Catholic doctrine which is often misunderstood to refer to Mary's conception of Jesus. In turn, it's misunderstood to refer to her Mystical Pregnancy and enshrine Christian squeamishness about sex. In fact, it refers to the conception of Mary herself — although she was conceived by normal biological means, she was miraculously preserved from original sin, thus allowing her to be an appropriate vessel for her Mystical Pregnancy with Jesus (the conception of Jesus is referred to as the Incarnation).”

Alexander Duncan #fundie #racist #wingnut

@Skide #269135

angelic pedophiliac rape

Exactly. Christians may LOVE to pretend otherwise, but in the end, all glamour aside, Mary was still an underage girl impregnated without her true consent by someone not her spouse.

“a demon-possessed pedophile”
As opposed to a spawn of an angelic pedophiliac rape?
Please, PLEASE stop acting as if there is much difference there…

David Parker #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

Whatever you need to tell yourself before bed to sleep. Nighty Night, don’t let the socialists bite…

Alexander Duncan #fundie #racist #wingnut

Look, I dislike fundamentalist muslims as much as I dislike fundamentalist Christians. That is, quite a lot. But don’t you DARE act like the Bible (also condoning stuff like slavery and stoning and misogyny) is that much better…

Also, it’s the republican party that wants to cover up Epstein, genius.

David Parker #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

The person I feel the worst for today is Elon

“Won’t someone PLEASE think of the poor Billionaire?”

all he wants to do is build things

Yeah, datacenters. Which use up FAR more resources and power than they are worth, with most of the costs being paid for by the little guy.

And datacenters are ironically the most practical thing he insists on “building”. Not that he builds anything himself, mind you, he just steals the credit from those who do.

make humanity interplanetary

And that fantasy helps our current problems, how exactly?

Like a lion having to swat at flies all day.

Elon is not a lion(*)… But to take your analogy, even a massive elephant can be killed by a few tiny scorpions. Or even a swarm of hornets with nothing left to lose.

(*)Or maybe he is, male lions are not the alpha beasts you think they are. Female lions, however, are more so.

EnvironmentalBuy9510 #ableist #fundie

No. They are intellectually able to do what to do. However their fallen intent refuses to obey Law

I don’t know what in blue hell “fallen intent” even means, but no. Many autistic people (like me) actually are just fine with “obeying law”. We’re kinda awesome at it, really.

Alexander Duncan #fundie #racist #wingnut

No, I voted against the party of the pedophiles, aka Republicans.

David Parker #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

He wouldn't have to fight Democrats if he dealt with people fairly. But by all accounts he's arrogant, selfish, ignorant, and stupid--much like Trump. It's no wonder they couldn't work together for long: nobody likes to see their worst traits embodied in someone else.

Edited to add: And greedy

…and when $500 million couldn’t buy Texas for the Repubicans, so much for Elongated Muskrat.

A little bitter thing such as you is as nothing compared to what the Democrats politically own now, OP.

Adam Wenocur #pratt #psycho

Wanting Israel to stop killing Palestinians =/= wanting Jewish people to die.

Go take your self-pity somewhere else.

Connie Johnson Waterman #wingnut #fundie

@Sasha #269122

I’ve seen the take that God is an atheist, because he doesn’t believe in any power higher than himself.

Donald Trump #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

Démocratie Participative #ableist #psycho #racist #wingnut

The problem is if you start eliminating people with intellectual disabilities, there's no reason to stop there. Eventually you'll eliminate everyone because we none of us are perfect.

EnvironmentalBuy9510 #ableist #fundie

Autistic people are often self centered, hurt others with their selfish behaviors, lack empathy toward vulnerable people.

No, you're thinking of conservatives.

Connie Johnson Waterman #wingnut #fundie

God isn’t a Christian ???

No, he isn't, unless you think he prays to his own son (who is also himself).

EnvironmentalBuy9510 #ableist #fundie

Autistic people are often self centered, hurt others with their selfish behaviors, lack empathy toward vulnerable people.

Speak for yourself, asshole.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy #god-complex

Unnamed teacher #racist

Electrical_Cod7288 #forced-birth #fundie

Connie Johnson Waterman #wingnut #fundie

Donald Trump #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

People wouldn't have "TDS" if you didn't destroy our economy, infrastructure, intelligence community, society, good will from other other countries, and didn't run in middle of investigation. Oh and if you want you can take credit for states turning blue

Adam Wenocur #pratt #psycho

Démocratie Participative #ableist #psycho #racist #wingnut

EnvironmentalBuy9510 #ableist #fundie

Connie Johnson Waterman #wingnut #fundie

Aww his worst moments turned Texas blue. Also are you saying Mary didn't consent? Cause that means god raped her.

@Reymma #269092

Mostly, Mary was given a choice to carry the Messiah.
Also, God doesn’t just come down and tap people on the forehead and say, ’You’re a Christain,now.’

I’m okay with the whole ‘free will’ thing, but i would kinda like it if every time someone claimed to be Christan (like Trump holding the bible upside down) in vain, THOSE peopel got a tap on the forehead.

EnvironmentalBuy9510 #ableist #fundie

“Autistic people are often self centered, hurt others with their selfish behaviors, lack empathy toward vulnerable people.”
So…. You’re an asshole, but no one can call you on it because your defense is “I’m autistic” and “we’re all like this.”

Yeah,sure.