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ManicDipshit #sexist

I know you're over-the-top exaggerating, being the touchy snowflake that you are. But who is she going to go home with at the end of the evening? Hint: it isn't the po-faced whiner who has been nursing his resentments in the corner all evening.

GigaSpergcel #sexist #dunning-kruger

BrazilianSigMarxist #racist #sexist

Meanwhile science has determined that it is not just ugliness and total lack of charm that trap a virgin male in a loveless and sexless life. The "kiss of death" (the only kiss they'll ever get) is largely due to the combination of hatred, racism, misogyny, bigotry, and terminal stupidity, as well as an ego that is larger than any other part of their body...

Rabbi Hillel Handler, Dr. Daniel Neides, Del Bigtree and the United Jewish Community Council #quack #conspiracy

It would be satisfying to think that the anti-vaccine nuts endangered only themselves by their delusional stupidity. Sadly, that isn't the case, and thus any penalties or mandatory vaccinations that society imposes are wholly justified.

Gerald R. Thompson #fundie

Anonymous Coward #fundie #conspiracy

techouspeaks #homophobia #transphobia

" I don’t relate to Ariel because she has fins...
...I’m all for gay characters, maybe even trans, but they have to feel natural and genuine."

Your definition of "natural and genuine" doesn't square with mine.

GoodTidings #fundie

Incel Wiki #conspiracy

The proper term is "cannon fodder". The alternative is to be more useful in some other capacity. I'm sorry, but whining is not one of the essential skills that the country needs, so you'll have to try some other endeavor.

North Korea #quack

Brian Niemeier #wingnut #fundie

There is nothing inherently deserving of privilege in being either straight, white, Christian, or men. But go ahead, string all those qualifications together, and let's see how long it takes you to figure out that you are severely limiting your group to the point of irrelevance.

Anonymous #conspiracy #racist #crackpot

"Negative numbers do not exist, and thus I am unable to make change from a dollar."

I think I've met you at the checkout aisle.

Eugene McCarthy #crackpot

I have a striped cat, but have failed to notice any sign of zebras in my back yard. I'm sure Mr. McCarthy will find a plausible explanation for this. After all, external physical similarity is the only thing that counts, right? It isn't as if we had any other things to examine, such as muscular or skeletal differences, or even those gene thingies that they refer to on public television and complicated technical arguments...

Gee, it's almost as if the last century of genetic research never took place at all.

Eugene McCarthy #crackpot

It isn't a real theory until you have evidence; it's merely a hypothesis. And I'm intrigued by your assertion that a species is stable until it is extinct, because that doesn't really sound very "stable" to me...nor does the author of this nonsense.

Craig Northcott #fundie

biblicalgenderroles #sexist #fundie

Early teens are not women. What you really mean is "She is stupid enough to believe me and young enough not to compare me to anyone else". Insecure males want immature girls.

ManicDipshit #sexist

Didn't anybody ever explain to you what makes a face much more attractive? It's called a smile, but you have to mean it. If you have a sour mind on the inside and a sour face on the outside, the size of your ...er...chin and the symmetry of your features is just wasted.

Carlos Gonzalez #fundie

Oscarboy3333 #sexist

Josh Bernstein #conspiracy #psycho

Gee, just think of money we could save in the courts.

Fury said to the mouse that he met in the house
Let us both go to law, I will prosecute you.
Come, I'll take no denial, we must have a trial,
For really this morning I've nothing to do.
Said the mouse to the cur, such a trial, dear sir,
With no jury or judge would be wasting our breath.
I'll be judge, I'll be jury, said cunning old Fury,
I'll try the whole cause and condemn you to death!

Mark Chambers #homophobia #psycho

Ken Ham #fundie #dunning-kruger

Concerned-father2 #sexist

Ethnic Natsoc, unnamed imam #sexist

michael2222 #sexist

If you think praying for something will help, why not pray that (1) the girls in the school are given goals to work toward and the skills to achieve their goals, and (2) the males of the community learn to keep it zipped.

Joe WASP #racist #wingnut

Mississippi is, as in all things, last in the nation when it comes to "leadership", having produced nothing but anchors dragging in the mud to prevent any advancement into the twentieth century, let alone the twenty-first.

TRVL ONE #fundie

You mean that constitution thingie that says we follow the constitution? And whose writers in some cases came to America to escape religious oppression?

OK, if you insist. But first you should get together and agree, all of you, on which version of which bible. Then we'll talk. I won't hold my breath.

Natural News #quack

The CO2 at ground level isn't what causes the climate to warm. It's the CO2 in the upper atmosphere (the stuff not available to plants) that keeps heat trapped, hence the name "greenhouse" effect. Now class, what happens in a greenhouse? RIGHT, plants grow faster in the warm, moist atmosphere.

There, that wasn't hard. Any garden center could have explained that to you. And what happens to people in a greenhouse? They can't wait to get out for a breath of fresh air, that's what. That's a bit tricky when the whole world is a greenhouse.

PrometheusRises #god-complex

church mouse guy #fundie #pratt

church mouse guy #pratt #fundie

Any time you want to learn about evolution, feel free. Hint: it isn't in your Big Black Book-o-Myths, and it's a pretty safe bet that your pastor isn't an expert either. But if the dog has puppies that are a little bit better/stronger/prettier than the dog next door, you can probably get a good price from breeders ...hey, maybe that's a clue!

Wil Adams #sexist

Brittney Kara #fundie #quack

I really believe that anti-vaccine idiots will be subject to negative natural selection pressures. In other words, don't count upon a long line of descendants.

laidnyc #god-complex #sexist #elitist #racist #ableist

afrovegan #sexist #quack

PM_ME_SPONGEBOBMEMES #racist

Lady Checkmate #fundie #homophobia

David J. Stewart #fundie

"There is not one honest scientist..."

There is not one honest bible on earth that can explain the origins of mankind on the earth. Scientists have a pretty good idea, but the exact details fall (honestly) in the category of "We don't know YET". Anybody or any book that tells you otherwise is not to be trusted to tell you the truth about anything.