There’s a new strain of T Virus floating around, & it’s nearly as bad as the other T Virus. It may not mutate you into a flesh eating monster, but it does cause rapid, irreversible brain atrophy, the inability to distinguish between enemy & ally (unless it’s the A Virus), sudden outbursts of anger & some subjects display orange tinted skin. Advanced cases have large flapping jowls,baby hands & a tiny puckered mouth that resembles a prolapsed anus. Education is the best vaccine for the T Virus because recovery rates are very low.
Luckily there’s no P Virus. That could turn all the men into white haired, self loathing gay men married to oblivious women nicknamed Mother. It would also result in a drastic drop in intelligence & uncontrollable sycophancy. Clearly the best way to contain this mass outbreak is to herd all potential subjects into an abandoned Wal Mart in Texas & have them disposed of. Since we have no linear launcher, fire will have to suffice.