Reporting from the parallel world where…
…deviant adults pick out random little children and start repeatedly telling them they’re trans.
…instead of the US and Canadian dollars, it’s the North American Cake. 1 Cake = 100 cookies.
…Adolf Hitler got accepted into art school and became an artistic painter. Joseph Goebbels became Nazi dictator.
…Rocky Balboa is a real person, who became a famous boxer.
…somewhere, someone really is claiming they regulary get visited by the Loch Ness monster, which asks them for ‘tree fiddy’.