It’s March 2, 2021 & somehow, Lauren the Plague Rat is still alive, & allowed to use Twitter.
Someone needs to construct a giant mouse trap & bait it with issues of Guns & Ammo or maybe some cheese cubes. She’ll come running & then it can snap her neck. Someone takes the coveted shots, & her photos can be used to launch the new version of Rotten.com. She can usher in the next wave of shock sites, & finally, she would have accomplished something worthwhile.