Boy, do you think it could be possible that Fauci and his pals could have worked to help create coronavirus in order to destroy Trump’s economy and influence the election??
8:12 AM · May 23, 2024 · 150.6K Views
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Sure, it is "possible" that a team of US actors left no traces and secretly bioengineered a virus with no signs of genetic tampering and unleashed it on foreign soil. Super crazy unlikely though. And what, they did this with the hopes that Trump would bungle the FUCK out of the resulting pandemic? Because if he handled it well he would have cinched the election for sure, possibly even cause a huge red wave in Congress.
Because the main reason the pandemic was as bad as it was in the US was because everything Fauci and Friends were suggeating was either ignored or contradicted by Republicans. So the only reason it screwed over Trump is because he's an idiot who didn't follow advice and his lackeys are delusional reality deniers.
If they reacted to a pandemic in a solid manner it would have only helped them. If the "evil plan" relies on the people you're trying to destroy already being the fucking worst, is the plan really needed anyway?
@Tilver #197869
Yeah, all the major chess players use a strategy that requires their opponent make EVERY possible mistake. Not using his queen, selling his knights to other players, pitting pawns against each other…
Yeah, that’s possible.
For this theory to work they would have to know Trump would screw up Covid response. Why would a Trump supporter even suggest that they knew Trump would do a bad job?
If Trump was as skilled as Tomi believes he was, he would have handled COVID response correctly and had a huge landslide victory in 2020.
@Malingspann #197870
I’m not sure she’s capable of anagramming anything, she’d have to know what an anagram is in the first place.
Joking aside, I’m from the same small town as her and my cousins went to high school with her. We all now call her Molten Hair.
Boy, do you think it could be possible that Fauci and his pals could have worked
Nice triple weasel wording there.
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