(WorldGoneCrazy talking about the forum posters here at fstdt, and stating that all the posters here are sock puppets of one person)
The dumbest of the dumb hang out at Valri's fundie site.
Of course, they are all socks of Valri, so the logistics are not too difficult. :-)
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Aren't we all a little Valri sometimes?
Seriously, though, he does think that. I think he's accused me of being Valri, a while back on ChristianNews or CNSNews...
I don't know if I'm "Valri" but I am definitely confused.
But really imagine what kind of mind it would take to fake being all of us with our distinctive personalities, writing styles, and differing opinions that occasionally spark arguments and keeping them straight for so many years. Posting nonstop in thousands of threads 24/7.
I can only think of one entity that has tried such a feat and it is a twisted incoherent mass of lunacy.
I am Valri. Or I was until Christian News Network banned me.
But the fucking imbecile believes that he has only one stalker using 500 names.
AND has the complete idiocy to call this place a "fundie site". Get that? We are all fundies. And he's not.
He turned me into Valri!
I got better.
Great, just great. Now I have to change my name on my bank accounts, driver's license, insurance policies, university registration, and I don't know what else. This is going to take FOREVER.
Yes, WORLDGONECRAZY, there is a Valri. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Valri. It would be as dreary as if there were no WORLDGONECRAZYS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.
I really was Valri. Honest. I used the name for a while to stand up to WorldGoneCrazy. But Christian News Network loves their fundies so they IP banned me. I continued to give Crazy both barrels on Live Action News until they banned me as well.
Well I'm just gonna take my ball and go home.
I was Valri. Really, truly, honestly.
How funny, over there everyone accused me of being Valri. Over here no one believes me.
@Jocasta McFucken
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Puncess Carlostia: 'Well, until you were IP banned I trust you got Valri for money out of WGC. '
Certainly making him feel the sharp refreshing sting of butthurt in his own little echo-chamber. You must have done untold gluteal damage to him, if what you'd said there got you b&! '
...and remember, Ice Cream Boy: Hosea 13:16.
Enjoy your paradox.
That's probably why he daren't show his pathetic little Haagen-Dazs-smeared face here, Valri... er, Spartacus... Nah; Zero... NO! I mean Jocasta. X3
@Anon-e-moose
He knows about this place all right. He would never dare show up here and try his objective morality/ice cream flavours crap, people would rip him to shreds.
Which makes his behaviour on Live Action News so maddening - you've never seen such a total fucking TOADY with all the other people there who share his brand of hate.
It's been me almost exclusively that submits WGC's bilge here, and lots of those posts were direct responses to me (as Valri). I guess this is just the first time the name has come up.
@Jocasta McFucken
Why does that stop him? Lots of fundies get ripped to shreds and they're so clueless they think they won.
@SpukiKitty
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!
I used the name "Valri" on Christian News Network and Live Action News to bug the hell out of WorldGoneCrazy (not on purpose, it just worked out that everything I said bugged the hell out of him). I did it until they banned me (which is what Jesus would do). I think everyone missed the part of the story where he was accusing everything that jumped out of the shadows of being Valri, because that stuff never made it over here. Basically if you told WorldGoneCrazy that he was full of shit, didn't matter who you were, he'd accuse you of being the 800-headed Valri monster. I guess because it's less of a wound to your pride if you tell yourself that only one person thinks you're batshit crazy rather than many people.
Incidentally everyone, don't even THINK of going over to those boards and creating a name called "Valri" and trolling the hell out of him. Because that would not be right at all.
@creativerealms
And as I post from another country, Jocasta works at the quantum level: being in two places at once.
Socks knitted at the LHC, Ice Cream Boy...?!
Yeah, I can offer confirmation that Jocasta is, in fact, Valri. And I have been accused of being Valri, apparently just for disagreeing with WGC.
I just bought the last six-pack of men's socks at my local branch of British Home Stores - along with three pairs of cotton Chino trousers* - prior to it closing permanently (and after BHS being in business since 1928) today.
At just £1.50 - reduced from their original price of £8.99 - they were good valri for money!
...ah, reminds me of the last thing I bought from my local Woolworths several years ago, before that old high street standard became extinct: a 12 foot long steel retractable tape measure for 50p.
*- Reduced from original price of £20 each to just £3 a pair. Bargain!
> How many times I have wished he was a poe. How many times.
Even if he believes parts of what he says, I'm pretty sure he's trolling with the rest. "You're all Valri socks!" is such an obvious troll tactic that I don't even.
I'm not wearing socks; one doesn't wear socks with sandals unless you wanted to be outed as a tourist.
I'm not Valri, but I Am The Lizard King!
@pyro
Yeah it's an obvious troll statement but he's trying to troll ME by saying it. It's his little way of saying "even though you've confronted me with a truth I can't possibly deny, I'll deny it anyway just to drive you crazy."
Didn't work though. I just brought it over here, that's how I have my fun.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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