[From “Watch: Russian Schools Giving Students Shooting Lessons While Americans Learn Anal”]
It sucks America is not more like Russia
America could actually be a much better version of Russia if we were simply not fat pieces of shit
Reuters
Fourteen-year-old Russian schoolboy David learned something new this month: firing accurately with a Kalashnikov is trickier than with a pistol
With other pupils, he got to try out the weapons as part of basic military training – a feature of the school programme that was dropped in the final years of the Soviet Union but has been reintroduced since the start of Russia’s war in Ukraine[…]
Would you want your kids learning this?
Or how to get rimmed?
For me, it’s not a hard question to answer, but I guess it’s a real stumper for some folks
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First, no kid is learning how to do anal you homophobic piece of shit
second Russia is doing that because they’re reaching “Nazi sending kids to fight in the war” levels of desperation in the war in Ukraine and they’re priming their citizens to get used to the idea of SENDING THEIR KIDS to die for Putin’s war. And besides that I REALLY don’t want something like that to be done in schools because of just how fucking immoral it is to effectively try and create child soldiers, which apparently you don’t think is a problem.
Hmmm. Sex or murder…
Russia’s doing this because their troops are bleeding out on Ukraine. We’re not that desperate for soldiers.
And there are plenty of opportunities for me to take any of my kids to the gun range if they’re interested.
A decent sex education would be far more beneficial. My Tallest might have revealed that he was taking the gay option well before he actually did.
I mean, there is no reason we can't do both? A solid sex education, learning home economics, and basic survival skills, and firearm safety would be nice as a side skill set or sort of elective classes offered, help the youth learn a lot of skills.
Now, granted, that would only really be feasible if the US school system wasn't trash and I'm offering more a generalist skill set education compared to military prep from a totalitarian regime. But guns are dangerous, learning a healthy respect for them and how to be safe around them isn't a terrible thing. And with all the misinformation and blatant lies pushed by crazed religious folk, learning safe sex is important as well. Everyone wins
Still stuck at that rebel teen age trying to be original? Without knowing that you're not?
Edit/Adding: It reminds me how fundamentalists often don't care about watching violent films but will overreact if there's sex. I'm very familiar with that, having been raised in a cult where that's the case.
I guess you should be glad you fucked off after going on the run to escape those 14 million reasons why a Jewish woman made you her bitch, Andrew Anglin.
Certainly when your precious Orange Fuhrer Trump has just been anally stumped 34 times.
Oh noes!!! Children in free America are given proper education to safely make love and not fight each other and foster understanding and unity. Why can’t it be more like autocratic Russia where children are indoctrinated and sent off as xenophobic child soldiers to kill and die for glorious supreme leader!?
Seriously, do you even hear yourself?
Would you want your kids learning this?
Or how to get rimmed?
I don’t have kids, but I think if I did, I’d rather have them get sex education than mandatory military training.
Also, not that I’d know about it, but I don’t think “learning to get rimmed” really would take much, lol. Be clean down there and enjoy it, right? What more is there to it than that?
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