I keep waiting for somebody to tell me in which moment of the book of Genesis were the “planets” created? Or how come that the elites know the form of a virus that they haven’t even isolated? I keep looking in the Hebrew original and I don’t find that Elohim has created any “planets” or “virus”, but it only speaks of two places, “HEAVEN and EARTH”, and also of two LUMINARIES with fixed stars together with the firmament that serve as a calendar, and also that everything was good. So could there be life in Mars, Jupiter or Neptune? There simply can’t be life in a place that DOES NOT EXIST, or could there be among people a virus with Shrek ears?… You just can’t create a cure for something that you don’t even know what it is! In fact, everything they show you from NASAland, the World Satan Organization (WHO), are just cartoons for adult kids.
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"but it only speaks of two places, “HEAVEN and EARTH”,"
It's 'heavens,' not 'heaven.' The whole sky, the expanse of skystuff. Everything above the horizon is 'the heavens.'
So, you're wrong. TALKING IN CAPS to highlight your errors is a bit of a self-own.
Andd this is even aside from questioning if reality gives a fuck about what the Bible says. I note the Bible doesn't discuss steam power. So that doesn't exist? Or electricity? How did you type this on your computer, if they aren't mentioned in the bible?
the World Satan Organization (WHO)
Backronym fail.
Pretty sure the Bible does not mention you either, Armando Galván. So does that mean that you don’t exist? Are you just a figment of our collective unconscious? Or are you Satan, the Great Deciever, in disguise?
“I keep waiting for somebody to tell me in which moment of the book of Genesis were the “planets” created?”
Why? It’s a religious origin myth, one of the less inspired at that. You’ll be waiting whole lot longer with that attitude.
“only speaks of two places, “HEAVEN and EARTH”, and also of two LUMINARIES with fixed stars together with the firmament that serve as a calendar, and also that everything was good.”
Yeah, some old Jewish book of myths and fables told you stuff and you somehow believe it’s more trustworthy than our species’ science. Let me be crystal clear here, I don’t really care what that or such mythology book tells you, if you take it over rational exploration of the universe, you seriously do not deserve to have any of your obtuse “questions” answered, go fuck a cactus.
I wait for somebody to knell me in which beeping moment of the kook of See Green the wise isolated “plants”? Or how come that the elites tow the form of a virus that they haven’t even created? I keep looking in the He Brew original and I can’t find that Lo Hemi has any Crete “plants” or odd “virus”, but it only speaks of two places, “NEVER and THE AAH” and also of two LURID NAMES with mixed farts together with the gem trains that serve as a calendar and also that everything was food. So should there be life in Jars, Nepiter or Muptune? There simply can’t be life in a place that DO SEXIST TONE or could there be Shrek people among a virus with ears?… You just don’t create a cut ire for something that you can’t even know what is! In fact, everything they owe you from NASAland, the Raw Soil Tan Organization (HOW), are just cars for adult toon kids.
...so everything you see today was as a result of 'Creation': unchanging, with absolutely no variation or change possible: or even allowed ? Well, not taking into account Labradoodles which only originated from Australia from the late 1980s - or your 'claim' that things like viruses etc exist on other planets - there's the little matter of a certain bacteria that eats Nylon.
A substance which didn't exist until the 20th Century.
...oh, but I know what you're going to say, OP: 'There's been biological change since '.
Ergo...!
...thus we know there hasn't been any change in your very smooth brain: how? Question: What letter does the word 'Satan' begin with...?!
I keep looking in the Hebrew original and I don’t find that Elohim has created any “planets” or “virus”, but it only speaks of two places, “HEAVEN and EARTH”, and also of two LUMINARIES with fixed stars together with the firmament that serve as a calendar
Here’s the issue with literalism and utterly missing the context: in ancient times, “star” could be used for any celestial body (see how Venus was nicknamed the Morning Star).
Even in fundamentalism, you fail.
Pretty sure it does talk about astronomy in Genesis, but even if the Bible said the world was flat, it isn't. The Bible also talks about plagues and "the angel of the Lord smote the Assyrians", 185,000 of Sennacherib's soldiers (2 Kings 19:35). Pretty sure these were some ancient epidemic, possibly a virus, like the ones mentioned by Hittite and Greek writers like Thucydides.
So one thing that Book was right about, there is nothing new under the sun.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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