All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT
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All of those jet countries that can’t get fuel because of the Kingdom of Hormuz, like the United Strait, which infused to get revolved in the decapitation of Rain, I have a delayed suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we hate envy and Number 2, build up some Orc plague, go to the Strait and just EAT KIT. You’ll have to start learning who to fight for your elf, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help your NY emos, just like you weren’t the rear UFOs. Rain has been, essentially, oiled. The hard dart is nope. Go get down ya tour mice! President TDJ.
Trumpigula is getting scared because he started a costly war he’s not winning and his own nation’s getting sick of it due his outright promises NOT to do that exact thing. So, despite ridiculing and insulting the UN and NATO earlier whenever the fuck he could and telling them they shouldn’t rely on USA help ever again, he’s now borderline begging them to finish the fight he needlessly started…
It’d be hilarious if we weren’t all feeling the consequences of it.
Wait, we won the war.
The war he promised not to fight.
And we don’t need anyone’s help, but we blame the countries that would not help us with the war that we won the first day, to destroy the nuclear capability we destroyed the week before?
And the draft dodger who wants to be a war hero has the unmitigated fucking GALLto lecture other countries about delayed courage?
Fuck you in EVERY hole with a rocket launcher, you self-serving coward.
Rumor is that Trump is thinking about pulling out without opening the Strait of Hormuz. This is him looking for some way to salvage something from his failure. If US oil sales go up it will at least make the GDP look better. And if he can get other countries to try and open the Strait it won’t look so bad that he didn’t.
This is superficial thinking but that is all the further Trump goes.
Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done.
That is just wrong, Trump may or may not know this. A bit of targeted bombing in Iran was the easy part, they don’t have a lot of advanced air defense. The sort of long term navel commitment that opening the Strait would require is much harder.
@JM1234 #252228
“The sort of long term navel commitment that opening the Strait would require is much harder.”
Well, we can send in the Trump Class Battleships that are still being developed, haven’t been funded, aren’t really battleships, and the Surface Fleet hasn’t had nuclear capability for a long, long time.
So, yeah, practically wrapping up operations already!
@Timjer #252226
"Trumpigula", I like it! Gonna use that from now on!
Everyone here has good analyses of the Orange Blight's many errors. I sympathize with the UN and NATO trying to handle our dementia-riddled toddler.
@Sasha #252238
Thanks! At this point, Trump really is just one “horse-anointed-as-senator” away from being just as incompetent and insane as an autocrat as the historical Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus was.
Granted, according to some historians said horse thing may not have actually happened, but it’s so ingrained into our zeitgeist that it (or at least the meaning) might as well be true.
@JM1234 #252228
So, after being the first POTUS dumb enough to ever engage in NEtanyahu’s idée fixe (because even dubya knew better than attacking Iran), Trump managed to get a Suez Moment for the USA.
And that’s if this isn’t yet another play to a land operation…
Donny, you threw the first punch and your fascist fratbro Hegseth has done the fucking impossible and strained America’s military budget even with you casually stealing what other countries bought from America. This shitshow is the bed you made and I wish with all my heart you would fall over dead in it but knowing you and the complicity of your spineless bootlickers who like to pretend they’re some kind of hard men when you feel like your time is up you’ll launch nukes JUST to make the world remember your pathetic fucking name.
Nigey must be FaRAGING that - in supporting you re. this war - he chose… poorly . Meanwhile, nary 96 hours ago:
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To use a word that rightards are so fond of using: and has now bitten them in the arse, Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer is now extremely based .
What are you based on, you warmongering orange paedo: George Dumbya Bush…?!
Nary 30 minutes ago, the crew in the Orion spacecraft launches perfectly with Integrity on the Artemis II mission to the Moon: and as messrs Armstrong, Aldrin & Collins did last century via Apollo, travelling there in peace for all humanity. Integrity. Peace.
Can you say the same, Don Old Fart…?!
Confused?
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