[LifeFuel] I saw a foid crying, and she went mad
I was doing my lonely walk and a foid sitting in a bench crying alone. I decided it would be fun to sit in the same bench and pretend to look at my phone. She was still crying but I said nothing, I just sat there. And she finally said something to me. I pretend to not hear and said
-what?
-is it fun to you staying here?
-this is a public space so shut up. -i said
She called me idiot but I put her in her place and told her to leave and go cry home.
The stupid bitch kept crying and left.
I went home with a dope feeling tbh, it was a good moment I bet the bitch is now crying while deepthroating chad. Fucking holes being holes
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I bet the bitch is now crying while deepthroating chad. Fucking holes being holes
And I bet that this never happened because it is kind of hard to sit on a public bench when you are living in your Mom’s basement waiting for the Pizza delivery man. But, if true, just imagine your self esteem after this vital event. Your crowning moment in life was to be the scorning of somebody who was already upset. You have already hit the peak of your capabilities, and there is only one way to go - down.
Which is kind of hard for somebody who is already at rock bottom.
Norm
Other people have walked in space, won Olympic medals, written great books. You watched someone crying and enjoyed it. Truly, you are a prince among men.
I was doing my lonely walk
Apart from the 'Lonely' part of that, as for the rest of that 'claim' - which is one step outside of your mother's basement: which is one step too far for manbabies scared of what's beyond - I'll take 'Shit That Never Happened ' for $400, Alex.
@Bastethotep #30495
Badboy chad will still get laid on the reg though
Ofc the idea of being a badboy on here is a balding decadent intellectual who transgresses religious boundaries, toxic gender roles and repressive sexual mores, like we’re living in revolutionary france or something
I call shenanigans. There’s no way this little creeper left his biohazard & had the fortitude to mock someone who was supposedly sobbing on a bench.
It amuses me knowing that these useless specimens are utterly apoplectic knowing that us “normies” consider them to be horrid sociopaths, & then they prove that they are, in addition to being liars.
She was still crying but I said nothing, I just sat there.
She was lost in her misery so she paid no attention to me.
I imagined that she'd talk to me, so i practiced what i'd have said if she spoke.
She'd probably be upset i was ignoring her crying, so first i'd pretend to ignore her more.
But she didn't speak to me.
Then i imagined that SHE imagined she owned the bench for her crying jag, and i could say it was a public bench. Bitches hate that shit.
Then i imagined she'd think i was insensitive to her pain, but i'd just tell her to shut up.
And then she'd go off, crying, because i WOULD HAVE put her in her place.
If she'd ever spoken to me. That's what i would have done.
True story.
@Nomates #30538
“Ofc the idea of being a badboy on here is a balding decadent intellectual who transgresses religious boundaries, toxic gender roles and repressive sexual mores, like we’re living in revolutionary france or something “
And yet they still have no probs getting laid, unlike your kind. That’s food for thought.
@Skide #30628
Watchdogging religious misogyny is its own high either way, getting her to take your 5 inch wonder once a month is just a bonus
The men on here are too proud and in denial to admit that they’re losers who need the helping hand of a repressive religious society the most, so they happily fight against it for the benefit of others, namely women and chads
@Nomates #30665
Hey dipshit, I happen to personally KNOW a lot of men on this site and yeah the lion’s share are in happy and fulfilling relationships. A few are free and searching at the moment and a couple more are single and like it that way, your words seriously ring hollow here, if you wanna “blackpill” your fellow potential mass shooters somewhere, go back to a .chan, preferably. At least most people there will probably fit your little boxed in view much better than the fine folks here do.
Hell, I’m literally married to a(previously but he got in shape just very recently on account of a blue collar job) overweight and nerdy, outspoken atheist who tends to stick up for human rights and happens to actually respect women as people, unlike your degenerate kind seeing everything as a transaction and everyone as fucking chattel they would gladly acquire. No, I have never cheated on him and no, he’s not my settle. You can of course either accept that or you can insist that I am lying but if you do, there really is no point to any more communication, since you are obviously unwilling to ingest any new information, which conflicts with your previously entrenched dogmatic beliefs.
I mean you can of course just continue to flat out deny the reality presented to you but that’s pure insanity and so, we are just going to have to snip-snip any more of your repetitive shite. You’ve been plainly advised, your incel orthodoxy
Aww, it’s trying to piss us off.
Kind of a fruitless effort to begin with… but especially hilarious given that Nomates lacks the coherence to even be properly transphobic.
But feel free to entertain me , boy. Dance! :D
The men on here are too proud and in denial to admit that they’re losers who need the helping hand of a repressive religious society the most Yes, my life would be so much better in a repressive religious society. I mean, sure, I would be forced to endure a conformist authoritarian world built on the fundament of irrationality and ritual where science and critical thinking are suppressed, and sooner or later - probably the former - I would be burned as a heretic, but hey, I may get a brainwashed self-loathing sycophant as a sex-slave!
@Bastethotep #30703
So you won’t get to spend the days vigorously respecting women on the internet, but outside of that I don’t really see why you’re this terrified of the idea of a puritanical society
Maybe it’s the media telling you le sciencing is cool, but in real life anyone who cares about science and all that garbage mostly comes off as a neurotic, nasal voiced subhuman
@Nomates the Trollcel:
So you won’t get to spend the days vigorously respecting women on the internet Leaving aside that, once again, FSTDT is far from the whole of my life, I don’t “respect women”, at least not in the blanket statement way implied here. I respect individuals who deserve respect. Among them are plenty of women. But there are also several women I hold in utter contempt.
outside of that I don’t really see why you’re this terrified of the idea of a puritanical society Oh, there are many things about me that are beyond the pathetic grasp of your puny, stunted, sex-obsessed excuse for a mind…
Maybe it’s the media telling you le sciencing is cool Science, professional curiosity, the quest for knowledge, the fascination with the wonders of the natural world, is my calling, my deepest and oldest passion. That has nothing to do with “the media” telling me so.
in real life anyone who cares about science and all that garbage mostly comes off as a neurotic, nasal voiced subhuman I could not care less how I sound like to an anti-intellectual misogynist who holds science “and all that garbage” in contempt.
@Bastethotep #30720
No kid passionately dreams of growing up to become a volunteer anti fundie activist unless he has no other choice, it’s mostly the pizza faced white pencil necks that go for this stuff
The media has in fact played on your pride, making you obsessed with breaking intellectual and social taboos when they exist to help people like you, the same way the poor support tax cuts just cuz they’re too proud to admit they need help
No kid passionately dreams of growing up to become a volunteer anti fundie activist Zoolog ist, my dear watchdog of watchdogs. My lifelong aspiration is to become a zoologist. Although I guess that’s an easy mistake to make if your brain is rotten enough to believe in incel pseudoscience.
it’s mostly the pizza faced white pencil necks that go for this stuff My physical traits are completely irrelevant to my calling.
making you obsessed with breaking intellectual and social taboos I’m not.
when they exist to help people like you You seriously think that social taboos are for the benefit of people with ADHD and Autism? Ha, ha, ha.
I remember once when I was really upset, and having a good cry in a park, then a strange dog came up to me and began licking my face. So he was a compassionate loving creature - while you, whingecel, are literally lower than a dog.
@Nomates #30712
No honey, a puritanical society despises absolutely everyone. You know the people who sit at the top of those? These are called so highly dishonest that they fake their virtue in public, while doing all the nasty things their society supposedly hates in private, along with things that would be deemed nasty by the majority if it weren’t for the puritanical psychopaths who run things strictly for their own individual benefit.
Worse, they turn around and do all those nasty things in public once they find ways to make it virtuous, such as stripping and molesting young women searching for the Mark of the Devil, to prove their witchcraft. And since this woman is absolutely going to be executed (even a freckle is the Mark of the Devil), there’s not really anyone who’s going to object. Who would? The next young woman who will then be stripped, molested, and executed? Young men who find these witch hunts (literal witch hunts, mind you) abhorrent and who will themselves be whipped and hung until death if they don’t molest these young women with proper relish?
Fuck your puritanical society. It’s nothing but a bunch of psychopaths using lame excuses to retroactively justify all the evil they’ve ever done, and as well as every evil they will do, while condemning anyone who so much as frowns at them, while calling people like me psychopaths because I think your balls should be chopped off and fed to you when you dare to think you should use them for anything but a fucking punching bag before you’ve learned what humanity actually is.
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