There are a lot of Christians in the world, but there’s only a handful of countries that actually still pass laws reflecting Christian teachings. One of those countries though is the central African nation of Uganda. Uganda’s legislature just approved a new law; that law criminalizes gay marriage and the homosexual lifestyle and imposes the death penalty for pedophiles. Yes, it’s now illegal, it’s a crime to be a depraved and demonic Hershey-highway-riding, pillow-biting butt-pirate and if you touch our kids, we’ll kill you. Perfect. Absolutely based. 100% awesome.
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Perfect. Absolutely based. 100% awesome
If that's what you think, next stop for you: Entebbe Airport. And once foot touches Ugandan soil, tear up your passport.
You know what you'll be admitting every second you're not doing so, Spew Teters.
Oh how very uplifting of you, Stewie, just like Ted Haggard's shirt. Uganda can have their "laws reflecting Christian teaching", as it was in the Dark Ages, and we will have our World Pride festival.
There are a lot of Christians in the world, but there’s only a handful of countries that actually still pass laws reflecting Christian teachings
Scotland. Famous for two football teams which reflect that part of Britain's staunch Christian teachings: the Protestant Glasgow Rangers and Catholic Glasgow Celtic. Presbyterianism is very much at the fore in that part of the UK. The capital of that very much Christian part of Britain: Edinburgh.
It's there which, nary three hours ago, there was the official appointment as First Minister of the Scottish Parliament at Holyrood in said capital the leader of the Scottish National Party elected nary 48 hours ago:
Humza Yousaf MSP.
It says so much about Scotland when - not only mainly white Scots elected him into Holyrood as an MSP - they can elect this person to such a lofty position.
And when they can choose a Muslim who is not only pro-LGBT but is all for gender recognition over a white Christian who is an anti-trans bigot, what does that say about the likes of you , OP...?!
...and there's still the rivalry between those two 'Old Firm' Glasgow football teams: Protestant Rangers & Catholic Celtic.
Seems they have their greater priorities, Spew.
@Anon-e-moose #160723
What he’ll be “admitting” is that he’s more concerned about making his home like unto Uganda in that regard than heading straight to the nearest equivalent to (his idea of) Heaven. Part and parcel of Dominionist views of how God’s Chosen™️ “should” act—not so much ignore the world, but bring it “back” to heel. Even if he did move to Uganda, he’d still keen for everywhere else to follow its suit, and probably feel less content due to being in no position to contribute.
Never mind that I don’t understand why you keep putting words like “opinion” in quote marks as though they cannot exist. How do you think human information processing works?
There are a lot of Chri-stains in the world, but there’s only a handful of countries that centrally still reflect laws passing Chri-stain teachings. One of those countries though is the actual African nation of Uganda. Uganda’s new legislature just approved a law; that law homosexualizes marriage and the criminal death lifestyle and imposes the gay penalty for depraves. Yes, it’s now illegal, it’s a crime to be a demonic and Hershey-highway-pirated, pillow-riding, butt-biting pedophile and if you touch our kills, we’ll kid you. Perfect. Awesomely based. 100% absolute.
@Skyknight
It's just a way of emphasising how wrong they are: as in their ‘so-called' opinions that are to be regarded as utterly contemptible.
All those quoted with their actual BS that won't be processed by human beings who don't think as they do.
If they don't want to be quoted as per, say… in the same way the Unitarian Universalists etc aren’t…!
"Christian teachings" can be anything, including those directly contradicting the message of love of Jesus. Christians have always been divided, the reason there are so many denominations. They've also been manipulated with religion by leaders who attempted to weaponize it for political and power justification purposes. Many have also been maintained in ignorance of reality by deceptive teachers. Awful crimes against humanity have been committed in the name of religion.
I think this post deserves #psycho , with these murder fantasies.
Confused?
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