[From “Conor McGregor Declaring Himself King of Ireland is a Matter of Historical Necessity”]

Although I do not support it[…]it has become clear to me that it is a matter of historical necessity that Conor McGregor seize control of Ireland and declare himself King Conor I of Ireland[…]
So-called “Northern Ireland” needs to be forcibly ethnically cleansed, but the first ethnic cleansing needs to be the cleansing of brown people from the current borders of Ireland[…]
Conor should put the word out that the current government has six hours to flee the country or surrender, and kneel to the King, swearing fealty. Conor should maintain control of the lads, and keep them from rushing in and lynching the current traitor government[…]
Certain of these corporations will want to keep the tax scam going, and will put pressure on the United States government not to sanction the country, but I do not think these efforts would be successful. Conor should therefore order, on the day of the revolution, for everyone in the country to max out their credit cards, and obtain as much cash as possible. He should also[…]attempt to turn the country’s reserves into Bitcoin[…]
The removal of the immigrants will end the housing crisis, and of course, the material wealth of the immigrants should all be forfeit, beyond what they are able to carry on their person as they are marched to the Northern Ireland border[…]
The border with Northern Ireland should be totally militarized immediately, and concentration camps should be set up along the militarized border[…]
When Conor I decrees an immediate end to gay marriage and a closing of all of the abortion factories[…]the majority of the priests are going to back him[…]Making moves to try to depose the King of Ireland will necessarily mean trying to reestablish divorce, gay marriage, and abortion, which is just going to look very bad[…]
Foreign television will need to be turned off, replaced with nonstop jingoistic propaganda