How does this goober “know” that the Devil has a wife?
How does he keep his dying church open?
Wasn’t there an LGBTQ group that was going to buy that place?
Why would anyone in Harlem go to that crazy place with a crazy black guy spewing craziness of the Far-Right wingnut variety? I doubt Harlem and NYC in general is loaded with MAGAs & Teabaggers.
Maybe folks go to his church “ironically”, because they want to see a “freakshow”.
If the ChristoSatan (to differentiate from the Jewish HaSatan who works for Deity) has a wife, I’d imagine that… if she’s a devil… she would give it as good as she got it. The abuse would be mutual… like a dark, diabolic, badass verson of The Lockhorns.
I actually like the idea of Old Scratch kind of working FOR the Rock of Ages. I like to think of differentiating “Satan” (pure evil, wants to destroy everything) from “HaSatan” (works for Deity, tests believers, punishes sinners) along with differentiating Devils (pure chaotic evil) from Daemons (more Neutral, can go either way).
If I can compare HaSatan & Satan to the Hell denizens in Little Nicky, HaSatan would be Nicky’s dad, Satan while Satan is basically Nicky’s evil big brother, Adrian.
I also equate both HaSatan & The Christ with Lucifer / Prometheus.