“Reject modern culture.”
Cell phones, internet, New Balance shoes, Low Sodium Soy Sauce, Hooters, voting. You eschew all that, I take it?
"Hate modern scum and screw them over as much as possible.”
That would require some power over modern scum. I’m guessing you never tip?
"Support religions that reject modern culture.”
So how does one find a church that doesn’t have their own web page?
“Make good things. You will know that something is good if modern culture hates it.”
Ah. So, be a troll. That’ll work.
“Protect your children from modern culture. No internet, no government schools.”
And no friends. Just you, homeschooling, with the regular 5-mile march with a full pack.
SO far, i mean, you’re sounding a lot like a survivalists.
“Develop critical thinking in your children. The game of Go is a good start.”
Funny, i’d have gone wiht troubleshooting. You can quickly discriminate between power and software faults if you know what the fuck you’re doing.
“Avoid politics. It is a waste of time.”
I really appreciate you following this tenet.
“When single, use prostitutes. Look for a wife outside the West. Avoid sluts.”
Use prostitutes, avoid sluts….
Letting that run around in my head a few times.
And get a mail order bride. Who will love coming to America to NOT get a phone or the internet or Netflix…
“Don't debate with people on the internet. They are hopeless morons, so debating them is a waste of time.”
Keep getting spanked, I take it? Yeah, full retreat, and pretend you’re rising above it all.
“Don't eat things that weren't eaten 100 years ago."
JUST 100 years? Or was 100 years ago the end of Flavortown? This is critical, as i have seen a cookbook for Henry VIII’s time where they used the urine of children to flavor a gelatin dish.
