Those are NOT ridiculous. Both acts are dangerous and sinful deeds which should not go unpunished. Marijuana causes hallucinations and feelings of paranoia, which can lead to violence. It also may cause somebody to hallucinate a pagan “God” and turn Muslim or atheist. Prostitution, aside from being atheistic, sinful, and often homosexual, promotes the spread of diseases, many of which are incurable and untreatable. People definitely SHOULD be jailed for their crimes against God.
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It also may cause somebody to hallucinate a pagan “God” and turn Muslim or atheist.
Uh, I don’t think you’re quite understanding the whole idea of atheism here. Also, hallucinations from marijuana? I smoked some “back in the day” but I never once had hallucinations from it, hmm…
People definitely SHOULD be jailed for their crimes against God.
Okay, let’s assume they will be. Which god? After all, even if we somehow group the various versions of the Abrahamic God (El/YHWH/Jahweh/Jehovah/Allah) together (despite their being a myriad of different interpretations about each of them), there are still other religions out there (new and old) that are equally valid. Should we base the rules depending on how Shiva defines “crime”? Or Zeus? Or Odin? Or Ra?
Likewise, who should judge them? Would humans even be qualified to judge other humans for crimes against a deity? After all, that’s like asking the maffia to judge Al Capone for his crimes against civilians…
If weed is the thing that is causing you to question your belief in your deity, it doesn't appear to have been very strong to begin with. Also, real hallucinations are rare in weed use, and it's classified as a hallucinogen for the side effects moreso than actual ability to make you see things that aren't real.
Marijuana causes hallucinations and feelings of paranoia
No it doesn’t.
Marijuana causes hallucinations and feelings of paranoia, which can lead to violence. It also may cause somebody to hallucinate a pagan “God” and turn Muslim or atheist
Rastafarians.
Whoops!
"Marijuana causes hallucinations and feelings of paranoia, which can lead to violence."
I have no clue what you smoked to get those reactions, but I shure as hell know it wasnt weed.
Dude you may want to start learning. This speaking from ignorance hurts your cause. Learn what Paganism entails. Read up on different scientific studies, theology, etc. You may end up realising how stupid this sounded.
“Both acts are dangerous and sinful deeds which should not go unpunished. People definitely SHOULD be jailed for their crimes against God.”
How about we jail your god for crimes against the people? Doesn’t make more sense but at least you won’t be enforcing yourselves on people who could not give the tiniest of fucks about your religious sins and other concepts.
Now, I am going to have myself a shitload of grass and there is shit all your little ass can do to stop me. Have yourself a good day and never visit Canada, fuckhead!
NASA ought to be jailed for their crimes against both God and His people. They killed 7 victims on the Challenger as martyrs for disproving the Firmament. Well if there was no Firmament they would have made it up to """space""" then wouldn't they? They killed JFK after he had the audacity to turn their backs on them and doubting the Apollo space program. NASA will be placed on trial in a Holy Court in the Last Days, if the Lord does not tarry His return. America must get right with God and NEVER give NASA another penny in their life ever! Defund NASA! Take the media, the government, the schools OUT of their hands and back into God's! Teach kids we love on a flat plane, that we were created by a God who loves us, that we are special, that it is better to obey God than man (Acts 5:29).
Even so come Lord Jesus!
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