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Ask yourself:
How come Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are billionaires?
How come the Rothschild Family and Larry Fink, along with the other ruling elites, own and control most of the planet?
How come J.K. Rowling went from welfare to mega-selling author with a simple kids’ book?
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It didn’t happen by chance…
Sure, they’re all talented and have acumen, and unique skills. But so do a lot of people, and most of them are still living on the breadline; frustrated at going nowhere, or despondent that everything they do comes to nothing. They don’t understand why it is they never seem to get their fair share of the abundance and happiness that life offers.

Successful people have harnessed the arcane powers of the black arts, including the ability to control the wayward mind along with utilizing the attributes of the infernal demons within (mapped in the Ars Goetia grimoire, among others). None of which has ever been fully revealed in books, and is only handed down via initiates.
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They aren’t in the 0.01% for nothing. It wasn’t dumb luck…
They utilized forces that most of the world sees as dark and nefarious. But in reality these forces are neutral. They are neither good or evil. They are simply energy – or unbridled, unstoppable, unrelenting POWER.

What does Lord Satan want in return for his patronage?
It’s simple. There’s no terms and conditions (not in the New Aeon we are entering now). He wants you to become a superior being and not flounder in the morass that is the flawed and insipid species of humanity.
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Ritual & evocation of Lord Satan at the Devil’s Punchbowl. Sealing the deal at the Devil’s Stone at Bungay.
One year of ritual magick (one working a month) to boost your main intention/request.
Plus you have personal access to Doktor Snake whose expertise involves more than magick and the occult – includes bestselling author, national newspaper journalist, consultant to major companies in communications and technology, adviser in IPOs and investments.
Cost: $3,500.

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