Donald Trump is the best President of the century. Heās the best President of our lifetime. Heās one of the best Presidentās in the history of our country. And President Trump is the only hope we have to Save America and DEFEAT THE DEMOCRATS in 2024!image 5:43 AM Ā· May 25, 2024 Ā· 161.1K Views
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Look, MTG, you may venerate Trump as your new God all you want (ya filthy blaspheming cultist), but he is still not going to let you ride his mushroom. Not only does Trump likely hardly know/care who you are, he probably doesnāt think you nearly attractive enough to bother, considering how shallow and misogynistic he is.
@JeanP #198128
Iāll be honest here, I may not be as familiar with most of US presidential history as you, but I do think Trump is the bottom of the barrel here. I mean, as bad as some of them may have been (and Iāll take your word for it), at the very least they probably somewhat acted like sane, mature adults with some intelligence and experience and didnāt commit High Treason by stealing official documents nor attempted a blatant coupā¦
Iāll admit I may be biased, but I simply cannot imagine a worse Potus than Trump.
So true!!! In fact, let me recount a few 666% True Facts about our gloriously radiant Lord and Master!
- Donald Trump has never mismanaged a single cent over the course of his life.
- Donald Trump is the ideal of the human form, a perfect reflection of ruddy Adam
- Donald Trump holds many ancient and potent treasures, such as the hoard of the Nibelunges, the sword Tyrfing, the necklace of Harmonia, and the Ark of the Covetant.
- Donald Trump is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
ā Donald Trump is such a good real estate magnate, he can turn buildings bigger on the inside.
- Donsld Trump defeated Osama bin Laden in a golf duel, sinking every ball with a single strike while wearing a blindfold. Bin Laden committed suicide by tearing himself in half. (Obama stole the credit!)
ā Donald Trump doesnāt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
ā Donald Trump can possess demons.
ā Donald Trump is the only cis person who knows what being trans is like.
ā Donald Trumpās next business venture: Trump Moon Hotels.
ā Donald Trump knows what happened to Jimmy Hoffa, Dan āD.B.ā Cooper and the Isdal woman.
āDonald Trump is the best President of the century.ā
Somehow, the opinion of someone who screams about Jewish Space Lasers starting forest fires is not convincingā¦
āHeās the best President of our lifetime.ā
I really gotta go with Carter for this one. Has Trump ever even donated land to Habitat for humanity? Much less picked up a hammer?
Also, Carter served in the Navy. Trump thinks heās a loser. And Trumpās a draft dodger.
"Heās one of the best Presidentās in the history of our country."
He doesnāt even understand the Constitution he swore to uphold.
"And President Trump is the only hope we have to Save America and DEFEAT THE DEMOCRATS in 2024!ā
Itās really scary that the treasonous, draft-dodging, elitist, bankruptcy-flogging, atheist rapist is anywhere NEAR as close to the office as he is.
āDonald Trump is the best President of the century.ā
Sheās close. Heās about the third best President of the century, maybe the fourth best.
@Timjer #198136
One thing that came as a great surprise to many Americans after 2016 was discovering that most constraints on presidential behavior weren't laws, only customs. And Trump has neither knowledge of nor respect for any tradition - not even those of basic public decency that the worst of his predecessors still honored.
Heās the best President of our lifetime.
Hmm, sheās just a little older than me, so like me, she grew up during the Reagan presidencyā¦guess she doesnāt rate him up there with āthe Donaldā? Personally, Iād go for Obama for āthe best President of my lifetimeā but I suppose itās understandable why MTG wouldnāt pick him.
@Citizen_Justin #198150
āDonald Trump is the best President of the century.ā
Sheās close. Heās about the third best President of the century, maybe the fourth best.
This is different. A FSTDT commenter saying Donald Trumpās the 3rd or 4th best. Most FSTDT commenters are anti-Trump.
@C #198181
I think Justin was making a joke. As in, how many different presidents have there been since 2001? If you count it like that, Trump is indeed the āfourth bestā of the centuryā¦
At least, thatās how I interpret it. Or at least, choose to interpret it.
@Timjer #198183
āDonald Trump is the best President of the century.ā
Sheās close. Heās about the third best President of the century, maybe the fourth best.
Thereās Bill Clinton, George Bush, Barack Obama, Donald Trump & Joe Biden. Thatās 5 this century. If Trumpās the 3rd best, heās better than 2. Possibly George Bush & Joe Biden?
OK everyone, I forgot about Clinton being included in this century. Still not sure whether W Bush has done more or less damage than Trump, though.
And obviously, other countries have had presidents as well, but MTG wasnāt including those so neither am I.
@Timjer #198187
Well, there is the argument that, at least, Trump did not start two wars, the second under false pretenses.
@Timjer #198136
I would argue that at least Buchanan was worse than Trump (for now) in so far as his actions were partly the reason a Civil War started, which Trump (again, so far) has not been able to accomplish. And letās face it: The US had TONS of horrible presidents. Recency bias might be at play for Trump here. He certainly is giving his worst to finally dethrone Buchanan though.
Yes, Trump is among the best presidents of the entire history of the United States.
If you evaluate it very carefully. Like Creationists or Flat Earthers that only examine one evidence at a time.
Form tree groups. Untested, testing, and testng. All presidents start in the Untested set.
Move George Washington into the testng set.
The test: āAre all the presidents under test among the best presidents IN THAT SET?ā George scores #1 out of 1.
Now, we know George is among the best, so we move him to the Tested set.
Next, we can move Reagan into āTesting.ā
Same question, same score. Move him to Tested.
Eventually all 46 presidents will have been tested and all score near the top.
President Trump is the only hope we have to Save America and DEFEAT THE DEMOCRATS in 2024!
>May 25th
>What has happened nary a week later: certainly nary 24 hours ago
That aged like fine milk left under the Florida sun for six days, eh Margarineā¦?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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