Submitter’s note: this is from a series of tweets, I’ve only linked to the first one. If there’s a way to link to the whole series, let me know.
- Osama Bin Laden wants Joe Biden to win.
- Xi Jingping owns Joe Biden.
- Terrorists and ANTIFA want Joe Biden to win.
- ISIS wants Joe Biden to win.
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-Osama Bin Laden has been dead for nine years, and Biden was part of the administration that killed him.
-Vladimir Putin owns Donald Trump.
-Fascists and white supremacists want Donald Trump to win.
-Stupid people on the internet want Donald Trump to win. For example: KW Miller.
Osama is dead. Obama was presisent when Seal Team Six killed him.
Putin hacked us and got Trump elected AND put bounties on American soldiers and Trump did not a fucking thing
At this point this has to be parody account. Or unbelievably stupid
Actually, the far left and jihadists want Trump to win because he is completely ruining America both domestically and diplomatically, which they figure will make it easier to rally the victims of his policies to war against him.
@Citizen_Justin #50511
- Terrorists and ANTIFA want Joe Biden to win. ANTIFA wants him to win; because they want the Mango Mussolini out before we get the Greater American Reich. “Terrorists” is an extremely broad category, out of which some of which probably want him to win; but most of them don’t, because Trump’s foreign policy approach is basically a pre-made recruiting spiel for them.
Oh, how was that seance, Miller? That’s the only way you could know what Bin Laden wants. As for ANTIFA, they’re the group that don’t belong, in your little shopping list.
is this guy for real? I know there’s crazies everywhere, especially online, but how can someone be this detached from reality & still use a computer or walk upright without a helmet? Are we sure this halfwit isn’t a master troll or mental patient?
Most terrorists are not only right-wing, but Christian as well. In spite of the white-nationalist dogwhistle of using “terrorist” to mean “brown people,” and “patriot” to mean a member of terrorist groups like the Klan & the Aryan Brotherhood, most terrorists aren’t Middle Eastern Muslims, and most are in fact extreme right-wing.
@Yutolia #50658
I can’t quite bring myself to tar the entire state but hopefully there’s just enough not-insane people there to not vote in Congressman FloridaMan.
While I know that every state has its assholes, cranks & crazies, what is it about Florida that attracts them like fat kids to the buffet table? Is it the heat, like in Texas? Is there some sort of gravitational pull? Maybe it’s those gigantic flying cockroaches. Perhaps it’s destined to remain one of the universe’s greatest mysteries, like the Bermuda Triangle, or Kim Kardashian’s continued popularity.
@The_Crimson_Ghost #50661
Maybe it’s something in the water. It seems like they have been getting progressively worse since the Deep Water Horizon disaster, which I don’t think was supposed to have effected Florida, but who really knows...
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